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❄️Professor Winter❄️

@bardofwinter.bsky.social
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Nerd. Genderqueer. Heathen antics VA. Problematic fave. 46. They/Them. No minors. PFP by the incredible @pipp0art.bsky.social Banner by my darling @aimeexo.bsky.social Me: linktr.ee/bardofwinter My ko-fi: ko-fi.com/bardofwinter

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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 4h
I've met all the best people in my life by being the nerd I am. And I've met a lot of awful people by trying to blend in with the normal world. Your heart's a muscle like any other- the more you exercise it, the stronger it gets. So put your whole heart into it.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 12h
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Happy Anita Bryant gets pied in the face, day! www.history.com/this-day-in-...
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Exactly. I always think of the way people talk about Terry Pratchett.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Heh heh heh blaze it (It's my reminder to tuck her into bed when the time blindness hits me)
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Your local coyote cryptid feels like they are pacing back and forth in a cage and have no way to get out and no patience to let anyone help and doesn't even know how anyone could so instead they're just stuck in here.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Plus, if you want the thrill of opening up a pack of cards to see what you got, baseball covers that, too!
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"What happens now? Aww, can't you guess, sweetheart?" A superhero has been captured, and what lies ahead? Well... You'll learn, won't you? cw: rape, (forced) breeding, villain x hero, bad ending, body betrayal terms used: bitch, darling, sweetheart, little hero
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Funny that I saw this earlier today...
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My touch starved ass says what? romance.blackwhiskercult.com
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay, let's go. lockedtony.github.io/kink-jars/
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've never felt so represented on film.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a lot of messy, noisy thoughts lately, but here's a bit of stream to relax.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is what the Harkness Test is for.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's already complained enough to them about it that they apologized. (He also shared someone's post about how men on the internet aren't calling out rape culture enough and.... Wow. Just wow.)
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My current location
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some hands from the archive....
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's mood
A Tumblr post that reads "why is being sent to the seaside no longer a medical prescription. i know it would fix me."
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy flannel Friday
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(The inspiration)
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone gave me an idea for a business card.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have I ever talked about how much I love my Spooky Doodles from @bloopitsbloob.bsky.social?
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can't pass up Melody's words, right?
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My wife.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh my god. The GOAT returns.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First day of autumn means it's flannel weather now.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like this is just about every femme I know.
A chat where the user on the left asks "You want me to jerk off watching your sexy pics?" and the user on the right replies "Do you believe in universal healthcare"
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Blanks!
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay so I downloaded these kink jars forever ago to fill in... And didn't save who I got them from. (It might have been Noodle? I'm not sure!) Sorry!
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mood.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Vicious.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a class option in the book. You know, I'm not even going to tag anyone, I'm sure someone will out themselves. 😘
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh, no need to be jealous just because I've been fucking your sister all around the house. Want me to fuck you instead? Yeah, your shitty sister's shittier boyfriend has some plans for you. A fantastic script by @rhymingvers.bsky.social, I offer you this sfx-free take on Reddit. Link in reply.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lee Pace talking about playing villains, aka "Winter is reminded why they're bisexual"
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Okay, there you go, you needy little sluts.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey, really quick, pull your tits out for me. No, keep talking about your day, I just want your tits out. M4F Objectification?
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you played, what was your clan and did you have another clan (or another supernatural creature) that you had an irrational feud with?
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three years ago, @starshinepoetry.bsky.social wrote this great little "You wanted a villain" script... Except my brain went supervillain? It may be a little unhinged. M4A- Verbal degradation, mostly. Nicknames used: sweetheart and fucktoy (ah, the dichotomy)
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A Tumblr post from user nitewrighter

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
tw: dubcon / coercion /gaslighting What, like I was going to pass up a piece like this? Thank you for the lovely words, Melody! 😘💚
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Attacking me like this? In a kink book? Uncalled for. Keep getting attacked through Venn diagrams....
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just made me think of this and I think she'd like us to laugh, too
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
😢
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi.
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I will verify this, principle filming has taken place in my pocket dimension.
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