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Denver by way of Chicago and L.A. All I want is to breathe. Won't you breathe with me?

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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man, who knew renaming shit no one wants renamed is the main responsibility of the US President?
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Isaiah Likely wears 9 for the Giants, so it looks like NINE will die in Minnesota. Sad day.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This game is dumb. The Rams should run back the kick, fumble, the broncos should scoop and run, fumble, and then a penalty should be called that makes everyone explode.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Make up call for 8 years ago IMO
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
UCLA is good now? Wtf?
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(I still think arch kinda sucks)
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Northwestern > Tennessee by a lot
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
UT v UT today. The battle to determine which weird colored orange team with an extremely inflated sense of self importance and ties to historical racism and an awful media-washed Manning is less worse. I guess UT has better bbq, so go UT.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watching this Packers game is like watching the worst person you know fall down a flight of stairs.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shit, they’re letting him rename sodas now.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve seen a lot of Bears games in my life, but that one was by far the most cursed. Sam Rousch should be fired into the sun.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love the packers loss, but when they get Parsons and the woman beater back they’ll be fine. Better to be shitty at the beginning of the season. This is your hot sports take of the day.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This Caleb Williams fella is just what the doctor ordered for my Chicago Bears, I tell you what.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(I still think arch kinda sucks)
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was told Drake Maye is good. I’ve seen him play twice and all he does is throw picks.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I almost forgot that Indiana is the defending football national champion. Suck it, rednecks (non-Indiana division)!
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Since we live in Selfish Times, I'm going to be pissed if I have to go wait in line with the olds and vote in person. The beef stew smell (from the olds) in the voting booths is a lot.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jaxson Dartbot nooooo
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
All the dogs that are "doodles" look like muppets to me and I cannot take them seriously. I feel like if you have a pet allergy, maybe don't get a weird ass muppet dog, and stick with, like, a goldfish. If this makes me dog racist, so be it.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Arch Manning is like 97% pedigree at this point. Why do people keep thinking he will pull an Eli and pick where he goes in the NFL? Why is Texas ranked so high with him at QB? Whoever picks him will regret that day like the Broncos regret Tebow. Dude is bad.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
US soccer:
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Bart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' Cake
ALT: Bart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' Cake
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Well, go Norway in the “worlds worst food” cup.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Still hate the flopping. Annoying as shit. Every team is Duke.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/06/2026
Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now theonion.com/report-thats-enough-so…
Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is true. Fuck John Starks forever.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
SLAG HEAP BEARS. Hell yeah.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Horse shit.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Man, I just don’t want to vote for people that want to give all our money and power to billionaires. That’s all I ask.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Statistical proof that the Bears get screwed by the refs consistently. So I’m not (that) crazy.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Well, last night, it snowed a bunch of heavy May snow because Colorado so I was knocking snow off the trees before work, managed to step in dog poop, take off my boots and get dog poop on my pants, and not notice until I got work. In conclusion, I smell like dog shit at work. Good times.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
me: (drunkenly throwing my arm around yodas neck) yknow you — your fuckin cool in my book ya, ya lil green bastard 

yoda: (spilling voodoo ranger all over himself) good to drive i am,
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Everything I read about AI psychosis makes it sounds like the AI bot tells you everything you want to hear, and then turns into the leprechaun telling Ralph Wiggum to burn them all.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Every NYT excerpt of those voters are this: “You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons”
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Today I learned that my fellow Americans really have plastic bowls the whole family uses to barf in that they wash and then use for baking or popcorn or whatever. Trump makes a lot more sense now, you buncha puke-eaters.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Did Tiger win?
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
@makeitsnow.bsky.social I assume you are in Evergreen tonight?
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Can’t. I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I absolutely understand people who are mad about this, it's really stupid and the result of a stupid process. But also at a deeper level I just do not understand being mad it. To me Funny And Inconsequential Comeuppance Happening To Jerk is like the single best thing I can hope for at this moment.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
have any of these people watched either of these teams this year
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/01/2026
Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Indiana refused to get good at football until the postseason more closely resembled a basketball tournament
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Ok, IU. Let’s do this shit!
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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Ricky O'Donnell @rickyodonn.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Your timeline has been blessed by DJ Moore’s cheese shredder hat
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Josh Dubow @joshdubowap.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
That 46-yard pass from Caleb Williams to DJ Moore was the longest OT touchdown for the Bears since Jim Harbaugh threw a 50-yarder to Neal Anderson to beat the Lions 12/2/1990
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
All my broncos fan friends are getting the packers experience. Inadvertent whistles, pass interference flags when there wasn’t any. Matt Lafleur’s whiny bitch face. Fun stuff.
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a happy bear enjoying a nice evening @barchen.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
As an IU grad (‘98) I just did shots of fireball randoms gave me at the bar. Same thing when you are almost fifty.
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Scott but Spooky @scuitar.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I know it made the kickball noise.
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