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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Picture of Homelander beaten and bloody saying "I'll fucking suck your dick!"
And underneath a picture of Trump promising $5000 checks if republicans win the midterms
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hegseth watched STARSHIP TROOPERS and thought it was an instructional video youtu.be/19-126SStiM?...
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Execution tonight at six
YouTube video by A1Whizkid
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Superman on left with the caption "USA in movies" with Homelander on the right with the caption "USA in real life"
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've long said there ain't no pill that's gonna fix my depression, because unless they fix our broken ass society, it's pointless. But I will say that an easy mood boost is helping people directly. Easy way to do that? Donate your old clothes.
A winter clothing drive ask 
Reach out to Andrew to donate
Andrew.Rubalcava@howmet.com
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching Jon Stewart realize in real time that his friend Ari Emmanuel is a sniveling bootlicker is something
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do you all have favorite text exchanges because this is my new favorite
Text from my friend
"Hey, would you be cool with me using some screen shots from your pie video for an imgur post for fetish Friday? No identifying pictures would be used, just ones of your face obscured"
My reply
"Go for it. You don't have to obscure my face. I'm not naked and I've already told everyone. 
Just make sure I look jerkoffable"
My friend 
"LOl, thanks"
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm in court waiting with my friend. He was told to be here at 8:30. It's now 10 and the judge hasn't shown up yet. This is not unusual. I've noticed our legal system has little regard for anyone's time but its own. It sucks.
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yesterday my daughter's friend painted her nails bright orange, and also our countertop, while looking straight at me. It was such a bizarre experience honestly, and I wasn't even upset, but now I'm wondering if I just don't scare kids the way I used to be scared of my friends' parents.
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The 90s were so stupid that a nursery rhyme with loud guitars made parents nervous
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I really could watch Jason Statham kill ugly cgi megs all day
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Mildly drunk and listening to Radiohead. Rookie mistake, I know. 🎶 this is what you'll get when you mess with us 🎶
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
In my 6th grade class back in 1991 we were told that despite gradually worsening conditions, the year 2020 would stand out for the climate crisis, and a pandemic by that year was inevitable. After 2020 the effects would be undeniable and predictable.
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We haven't had swiss cheese in days but now we do and I've gone overboard
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Tina Fey's Iconic 'Night Cheese' in 30 Rock
Alt: Tina Fey's Iconic 'Night Cheese' in 30 Rock
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I accidentally watched the preview of the 1995 MORTAL KOMBAT and now I have to see it To be clear I have seen it. My sister and I dragged our dad to go see it in theaters and we obviously had the soundtrack before it came out lol He's 80 and is like yes I remember that movie it was terrible.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is genuinely bizarre that we’ve become acclimatized to right wingers throwing a tantrum every time a black person (particularly a black woman) is cast in something, but are also supposed to pretend that this is not racism but related to some other substantive concern.
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The thing about someone ‘improperly receiving benefits’ is I don’t care. Oh no did someone get food or health care? Good!
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Have we sent any firefighters to Canada? I live in LA. The 2025 wildfires were a massive, unrelenting catastrophe that were put out with the help of Canadian firefighters. Someone please tell me we're not just bitching about the smoke.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?"
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 20/07/2026
It’s been a year since Donald Trump slashed SNAP funding in his “Big Beautiful Bill.” Here’s how many people have lost food assistance so far.
It’s been a year since Donald Trump slashed SNAP funding in his “Big Beautiful Bill.” 
 
Here’s how many people have lost food assistance in each state.
 
Alabama: -52,480
Alaska: -422
Arizona: -469,400
Arkansas: -18,549
California: -300,838
Colorado: -26,095
Connecticut: -33,599
Delaware: -18,458
Florida: -495,585
Georgia: No Data
Hawaii: -7,926
Idaho: -7,588
Illinois: -201,959
Indiana: -55,706
Iowa: -23,630
Kansas: -19,780
Kentucky: -39,094
Louisiana: -127,693
Maine: -11,071
Maryland: -32,502
Massachusetts: -145,968
Michigan: -158,599
Minnesota: -16,011
Mississippi: -40,350
Missouri: -48,436
Montana: -6,937
Nebraska: -16,873
Nevada: -70,965
New Hampshire: -1,514
New Jersey: -40,506
New Mexico: -17,106
New York: -147,176
North Carolina: -177,415
North Dakota: -4,938
Ohio: -106,133
Oklahoma: -107,821
Oregon: -46,792
Pennsylvania: -200,976
Rhode Island: -15,390
South Carolina: -63,100
South Dakota: -5,001
Tennessee: -99,979
Texas: -392,637
Utah: -21,787
Vermont: -4,547
Virginia: -114,077
Washington: -34,401
West Virginia: -14,337
Wisconsin: -22,485
Wyoming: -1,820
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 20/07/2026
GET HIS ASS
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I don't even know what to say except my heart is a tiny bit broken about Sam Neill.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham really thought he was like a deep thinker in the conservative movement and all the obituaries are Trump's Little Renfield dies.
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Bríd 🇮🇪🇵🇸🇺🇦 @brid.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Obsessed with this 1735 illustration of hammerhead sharks from Japan
As per Wikipedia: Hammerhead shark illustration from 1735, Japan, from the Illustrated Guide to the Products of Oki Province
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My son left his spicy doritos in the garage last night. This morning we found the ripped bag and the dorito-dusted raccoon print 😂
A bag of spicy doritos with a small hole and a dorito-colored raccoon print found next to it
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Debra Messing said she's moving to Israel because it feels safer than NYC.
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Well...
Alt: Well... bye
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Top picture of Mamdani and the text "Yeah, that's one fine looking mayor."
Bottom picture is of Karen Bass and the text "Why doesn't mine look like that?"
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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hey uh Philly Bluesky, anyone in the market for an extremely sweet and affectionate kitten bud? This is Willow, she has sort of adopted me but my two grumpy senior cats are not likely to be friendly roommates
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
'm starting to get the feeling that you people only celebrate dork holidays like the ones invented by the government and god. My beloved Titan did not implode with billionaires inside of it for you jags to not celebrate.
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Happiest Billionaire Implosion Day everybody!
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Unbreaking @unbreaking.org · 16/06/2026
You can speak up about this: The rule is open for public comment until July 2. www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...
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Ballot Mail for Federal Elections
The Postal Service is proposing to amend the Mailing Standards of the United States Postal Service, Domestic Mail Manual (DMM), regarding the transmission of mail-in or absentee ballots for federal el...
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Unbreaking @unbreaking.org · 16/06/2026
The USPS’s proposed rule—which among other things will force it to *refuse to deliver ballots* for states that don’t fork over their voter rolls to the White House—drew opposition from congressional Democrats, the NAACP, and its own union.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/06/2026
Mamdani: "Solidarity with a government that is committing genocide is a very different thing than a question of solidarity with people of a specific faith. I'm proud to be a mayor of the city with the largest Jewish population in this country."
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Tree Mendous @treemendous.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Riklin: ….No one has caused a shock like Trump. And it’s because you couldn’t predict it. Chotiner: The unpredictable nature of Trump turning on you is what makes it so sad. Oof. Just run him over with a train Isaac. It would be less brutal.
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The mayor from JAWS standing in front of the reflecting pool with the text
"The pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time!"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is an incredibly smart sentence.
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Honestly I can't believe I have to spell this out for people" ☠️
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David Chase Confirms Tony Soprano Died At End Of Every Episode
NEW YORK—At last providing a definitive answer to fans’ endless speculation, Sopranos creator and executive producer David Chase confirmed Tuesday that Tony Soprano died at the end of every episode in...
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Saturdays can be fun
David Quammen's book "Spillover"
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The Verge @theverge.com · 12/06/2026
While his mountain of horrible personal conduct could fill multiple books, one fact in particular stands out: A year ago, Musk’s actions directly led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. He did it knowingly. And, worse — gleefully. Read more: www.theverge.com/tech/949259/...
Verge headline: The world's first trillionaire is a killer
by TC Sottek

Image of Elon Musk doing a "fascist salute" in the form of an oil painting on a wall
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
They're never gonna be able to make an antidepressant to combat reality
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Send help I'm lying on the couch watching sex and the city reels
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I have to get chips for my son's end of school party. Probably should've done it earlier
A girl looking into a mirror with Baby Sinclair from the TV show DINOSAURS in the reflection with the words
"lemme make sure i don't look too high"
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I love my city, unlike Pratt, so it's time for my second favorite gif
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Tombstone: Well Bye
ALT: Tombstone: Well Bye
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 07/06/2026
I can 100% vouch for Lydia and I can tell you she is only asking for support because she really needs to. She has a really solid plan to get back on her feet after a really unlucky year and escaping abuse multiple times, and she just needs some support from the community to make it there 💕
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Like I said, I enjoyed not voting for Pratt.
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active bitch face @barbsharky.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Apparently - and I had to check this because it's comically stupid and evil even for Peter Thiel - this is real
A picture of Thiel and his quote about The Lord of the Rings. 
"Gandalf's the crazy person who wants to start a war... Mordor is this technological civilization based on reason and science. Outside of Mordor, it's all sorry of mystical and environment and nothing works."
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
tbh i thought the way CA counted votes was dumb until I heard its "bad for betting markets" now I love it
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