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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Heeey, Marj! [ Aaaand she's beelining for inside the house! ] Babes before bros! Laterrrr!

〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

[ Aaaand yanking the truck into park in front of Tolkiens house. Turning around in her seat, ] – I swear to God, if you guys step on Potluck while getting out, it's so over for you. [ Turning back to get out of the truck! ]

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

FIFTEEN bucks he blames 'kahl' for him not being invited.

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

twenty bucks clyde is the first to puke tonight

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

[ SNRK ? ! reaching back to return the punch, though clearly amused. ] ( oooh, trust, dude, everyone'll be seeing what i have after a few shots, ) [ CACKLE! ]

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

surprised you know anything about those, [ snickering. calming down now. ]

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

i DO have a girlfriend, and she's HOT, and i'd REALLY like to see her now. which can only happen if you two gays get IN my truck. ( 🙄 )

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

[ HOOOOONK! ] YEAAAAH, SURE, DUDE! [ CUPPING HAND AROUND HER MOUTH, MIMICKING CALLING SOMEONE OVER AN INTERCOM, ] 'CAN WE GET BOYF AND RIEND DOWN TO THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE, PLEASE? BOYF AND RIEND!'

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

[ Very quickly sitting up straighter, lips pulling into a semi - pout. ] I drive safely / all / the time, dude, c'mon! Do NOT deprive me of snacks!

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

// love the idea of barbie driving everyone everywhere very funny to me. "you got gas money? alright, get in,"

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

IF HE PUKES IN THIS TRUCK, HE'S / CLEANING / THAT SHIT. WE HAVE ENOUGH MYSTERY STAINS. [ HOOOONK. ]

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

[ LOUDLY HONKING LA CUCARACHA HORN FROM HER BEAT UP TRUCK. LEANING OUT THE WINDOW, ] – CAN YOU GUYS MAKE OUT IN THE BACKSEAT OR SOMETHING? IF WE'RE LATE, ALL THE GOOD BEER IS GONNA BE GONE. C'MOOOOON. [ HOOOOONK. ]

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

[ Oh, don't worry, she'll find a million other ways to make fun of him. Like, for instance, ] – and we're sure this is you making fun of Clyde and NOT you finding out Marj likes werewolves? [ WICKED grin. ]

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

[ Hands on her hips now, she turns towards Henrietta. An eyebrow raises playfully, as she tries not to laugh. ] Well, y'know, given the fact that / very few / people come over, and even LESS know the best ways to manipulate me . .

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

// PARTY AT TOLKIENS HOUSE GONE WRONG SUPER SCARY NOT CLICKBAIT REAL ZOMBIES

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

[ Snorting! ] Dude, bro, I told you. Werewolf was NOT the choice. You're gonna get lice or some shit.

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Duuuude, the PARTY! You guys are gonna be SO late. Just throw your shit on now and we'll find Stan after.

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

[ Haphazardly adjusting her cheap costume, staring in the mirror. While also sneaking glances at Henrietta with a grin. ] – think that's / really / obvious, babe, let's be real, [ snicker! ]

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

// "is you" i meant 'if you' but whatevs /silly

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

kare said, and i quote, 'barb is you actually genuinely love me you'll dress up as rapunzel for halloween', and so here we are.

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

( 😲 ) . . oh, you BITCH. That was cunty, but still, fuck you.

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

– ? ? I KNEW SOMEONE STOLE MY DRESS. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO STEAL MY WHOLE FLOW?

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

[ very clearly trying not to laugh, as she bites down on her lower lip. ] – not a very nice question to ask, wends. in fact, my feelings? kinda hurt!

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

[ she watches with interest, head tilted. a weird situation, but not THE weirdest situation she's ever been in, personally. ] i think it's great, actually. amazing stuff.

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

[ huge, mischievous grin. clearly waiting for any sort of response. ]

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

[ maying across Hen's bed with a grin, chin in palm as she stares down at her. ] yo ass so fat, it makes me wanna kill myself.

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

girl yo ass so fat it makes me wanna kill myself

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

// something something daily solo of kenny dying randomly for the month of october

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

my boobs look amazing in this dress, hold on ( 💭 )

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

the hoes love my strange and whimsical way of being

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

do you promise? with all the rat snacks i want? ( 🥺 )

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

uh. small rat. albino, maybe. blue eyes still, for sure.

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

would you guys still fuck with me if i was a rat

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

harley style, more like . . enchantress. or circe. [ little miss comic dork! ] dark and powerful. maybe usually 'evil' but helping where it counts. someone lil' mysteri would have tons of fun going toe - to - toe with, for sure.

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

in my defense, we've done . . a LOT of larp. easy to mix it all up. [ snicker! arms cross over her chest, lips in a lazy grin. ] not that i'm not still totally down for being kidnapped by a hot, goth dragon. [ winking at hen. ] you'd be an anti hero, for sure. i could see it now. maybe not

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

hell yes i wanna rewatch beauty and the beast for the millionth time kare - bear

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

'the larp'? [ she raises an eyebrow, before eyes widen slightly in understanding. ] – is THAT why everyone is dressed like their old dorky hero personas? [ as if she doesn't run around in hers for real. ] it's really not that hard. just a bunch of bullshitting. we got plenty of time.

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

[ barb clearly perks up at that, eyes sparkling as she shifts into a swooning position! ] oooh, are you going to / kidnap / me, oh terribly scary and super hot dragon ? ? how awful! [ a pause, as she becomes a little more sincere, grin soft. ] that'd be killer, hen. kare would love it. me, too.

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

[ snort! ] it's a dangerous game, but i'm all about danger. i was thinking of a halloween costume. kare - bear wants to be a knight, so i was thinking . . what's a knight without a princess, right?

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〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ @barbiewired.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

[ sighs. looks dramatically into the distance, ] boobies.

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