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KYLE.

@elfkingkite.bsky.social
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Tweek? Really? [ Kyle rolls his eyes, moving into the house. ] 30 bucks.
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
[ Snorting at Barbie's immediate departure, Kyle elbows Stan. ] Bet you money she gets hammered first.
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
[ getting out as quick as he can. ] Hey, Marj!
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
( I think we're almost there? Don't touch it, I think it's her pet or something. )
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
// it is time.
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
( Suprised you do as well, considering you've got none. ) [ Punching Barbie on the shoulder. ]
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
We're getting in, we're getting in! Calm your tits, dude. [ Waving to Stan as he gets into the back of the truck. ]
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
[ Nudging Stan with a smile, before he goes off downstairs. Still shouting. ] WE'RE TAKING MY CAR NEXT TIME, ASSHOLES,
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I JUST GOT HIM TO GET IN COSTUME WAIT FOR A FUCKING SECOND!!!!! [ SHOUTING FROM HIS WINDOW ]
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
[ Kyle smiles wide- fangs on display, before he winces at the sound of Barbie's car horn. ] ... how fast can you throw it on? Barbie's gonna drive off without us.
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
.. My costume. I had to get in it at *some* point. [ He brushes some of his hair out of his face. ] I'm not gonna force you to get in costume, but we're gonna be late for the party,
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
There you are, dude! Where the hell did you go?
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Stan the Man @pukeitup.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
temp. pin until i can set up a proper everything lol uhmmm older au stan marsh. icon is by jazryde on tumblr. yippiieeee! written by jazzy.
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
@cryinglilpussy.bsky.social @cryinglilpussy.bsky.social
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
( So we're all doing this again. NOBODY tell cartman. )
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
( I'm /so/ kicking Marj's ass for this. )
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
/ THEY FUCKING KIDNAPPED MY LITTLE BROTHER??/
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
hey has anyone seen Ike he hasn't come home from school yet
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
[. . . Waving his hand in front of Stan's face. ] HEY. Earth to S- Toolshed.
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
THERE'S NO WAY
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
[ made the costume like 6 months ago . ] [ would rather die than share that information ]
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
because I am cooler. next question
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
....
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
[ . . . . slowly closing his window. ]
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
what's going on. I just finished my work
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
@cryinglilpussy.bsky.social okay so I need you to text cartman K Y S
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KYLE. @elfkingkite.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
"You know, I've learned something today . . "
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