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Barbarossa⚡️

@barbarossa69.bsky.social
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Left-handed. My favourite shapes are hexagons.

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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally caught up on Strange New Worlds. It all got rather silly in the end, didn’t it. Although “Orders of Magnitude” was a great episode! The rest was… too much mucking about.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone on Facebook marketplace is selling a “Vax hoover” 🙄
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just looked outside and thought something looks weird out there. Then realised it’s the grass. The grass is turning green again.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This may be the best photo I’ve ever taken in my life!
One of Anthony Gormley’s “Another Place” sculptures on Crosby beach near Liverpool
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My main job today is putting the roof box on the car so OF COURSE it’s pouring down with rain.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Congratulations of the day go to household staple kitchen roll brand “Plenty” for quietly increasing the height of the roll and ensuring it no longer fits in my kitchen roll dispenser 😡
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don't want to edit posts because I never get enything wrong.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Woke up to water falling from the sky today. What the hell is this?
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My phone was resting on two sticks and some kindling when the alert came in and the vibrations caused a wildfire, sorry everyone
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So this idiot fell from a first floor window this evening. Luckily my daughter the absolute hero managed to catch her before she hit the ground. We’re all traumatised to hell. She DGAF. 😩
Cute but hairy kitten
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
All barbecues are disposable.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m ready for the eclipse.
Eyes forced open in A Clockwork Orange
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho”
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Been hit with a washing machine error code E018 this evening. Time to put on my big handyman pants and sort it out 💪
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ok so that episode of Strange New Worlds is gonna give me nightmares for some time #SNW
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What’s your sign?
Thin ice sign with a cartoon image of a stickman falling through the actual ice
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s a hard life being a kitten…
Kitten asleep on a windowsill
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I got a job at a jigsaw puzzle factory but I just didn’t fit in.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Lovely view of the South Downs today. Another beautiful day in Sussex.
Desert sand dunes
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I used to work in a cul-de-sac but it was a dead-end job that wasn't going anywhere.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why’s he been rough sleeping anyway?
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Even Infantino was like, enough now mate
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ITS OVER!!! 😃
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
LAST EVER HYDRATION BREAK!
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This World Cup final could have been an email.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney just went up in my estimation lol
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I thought their anthem was Don’t cry for me Argentina (?)
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well that was a lot of fun! Let’s do it again sometime. #FRAENG
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is almost as good as watching the Lionesses! #FRAENG
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I made this because as far as I can see nobody else has?
Skegness is so bracing but I've made him into Count Binface and it says Clacton is SO Binface
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s 1:00 AM and I have the front door open and the back door open and I’m wafting the internal doors like a lunatic trying to get some airflow going on.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
First election in history where every candidate is a joke candidate?
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What do you mean there’s no football today? What the hell FIFA?
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Another Mitch McConnell sighting...
ET in a ditch.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
lol. Stutter crap.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh it never occurred to me before that the Azteca Stadium was the “Hand of God” stadium. We are so fucked.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Never getting over this.
“Which cancelled TV drama deserved another season?”The Tripods
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hey Bayeux Tapestry fans have I made the platform game for you? I’m sure someone else will have done this before but well now I have too… bayeuxgo.live
bayeuxgo.live
Bayeux Go!
Bayeux Go! Thou art Harold. Go forth and win thine battle. Jump your way to victory, avoiding arrows…
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Kittens in a box. One is ginger and white, one is black.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Not sure how I’ve been talked into this, but at 1pm today I’m driving to someone’s house to collect two kittens we’ve apparently adopted 🥺
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hydration break! #PANENG #WorldCup
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hydration break!
Rab C Nesbitt and a bottle of Buckfast.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Been done I assume?
Blake’s Seven in Doctor Who font
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Popping to the shops, anyone want anything?
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Look mate, I know it's called a bird bath, but that's not really what it's for...
A seagull sitting in a birdbath
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Me, trying to order fizzy drinks.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hydration break!
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Weather maps only turn purple when they are in extreme distress.
Purple weather map of Spain showing extreme heat.
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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sure, why not?
My Bluesky Licence - Generate yours at https://kojira.github.io/bluesky-license/
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