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Mr.Satan

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I do believe taking heroin and listening to Duran Duran with a giant zombie friend and his monster dong would fix everything currently wrong with me
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
dude i remember getting this drink and then weeks later seeing on the news a few people died from drinking it!!
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
been drawing fem bodies only for a hot minute that now my masc bodies are lacking 😭 time to practice
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
there was a possum in my toilet!!
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
what a lady!
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
im virgin maxxing rn get on my level
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
pepppaaarrr 😭😭😭😭 i love my cats so much i wanna harf
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
oooggg my baby weeweeeee
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i forget i have scars on my arms a lot of the time and always get caught off guard when ppl acknowledge them people DEFINITELY dont say anything about my legs because its just a lot. to me my skin is normal and i always think people see it normally like i do
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リズ @rizunm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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nullma @chocomint-null.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
pachipachi⚡️
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feyzichris @feyzichris.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
Raichu vacation
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i just wanna do yard work but its tooo hooot 😭
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
dear god i need curtains
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チムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
💖Commission💖
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
the matrix series is SOOO dragon ball coded
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
neo is just martial arts jesus
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
rewatching all the matrix movies and i forgot just how sexual reloaded was good god and i watched this as a child!!
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
idk why the past week ive had a rlly hard time getting to sleep, i want to stay up rlly late to do more stuff
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i dont wanna go to woooork but i also dooo wtfffff
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
controversial opinion but if you are over the age of 18 we gotta stop celebrating relationship mile stones like being together for a few months
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i feel 8 i dont like it
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
random vent when i was like 21 my tx grandma passed away went to her funeral and for the first time i got to sit between my mother and my father. they didnt speak or even look at each other but for the first time in my life my momma and dad were by my side, until my aunt whom i didnt really
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
venus my baby gurl
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
trimmed the girls nails and kiwi was an absolute star, pepper likes to fuss a little and cry but she was also fantastic!! :')
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cheshibelle fable 🌀〰️🌀 @cheshibelle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i didn’t wanna post /too/ much until i get it rigged and bouncy and animated but i’m too excited… >_< colored cheshibelle model GOOO!!
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
the matrix is free on youtube dont fucking mind if i dO
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*•°✩☻ グレース ☻✩°•* @pikachudubstep.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Celebi 💚
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I feel like i have so much shit and no where to put it!! good GOD
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tono @rt0no.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
pls god give me 300k so i can buy a house for me and my mother and possibly my sister pllllsss
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
coworker is concerning af
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
holy shit ive done sm and its only 5pm im gunna be so sore tomorrow
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
FINALLY mass cleaning my home
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ティイアント @mime404.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
ugh tired but ive had HORRIBLE nutrition today and need a proper meal :/
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
omg my hedgehog food sampler arrived early!! :D im super excited to try it and support this small company
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リズ @rizunm.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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KC (Wild Nature) @kc.wildnaturegames.net · 12/06/2026
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
love this micro guinea pigs slapped into an amazon ad
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
people who get poo on the back of the toilet seat confuse and anger me
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
why do farriers tend to be so hot wtf
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
dah new hog set up
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
asked the vet front desk if they "service hedgehogs" like hes a god damn ford f-150
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
See ya
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two Tiktaaliks (an extinct, 375-million-year-old fish that was the evolutionary link between fish and the first four-legged land animals) sit at the floor of a shallow sea bed. One of them angrily says to the other, “hey! You still owe me 20 bucks!” Panel 2: the other Tiktaalik, to avoid paying $20, emerges from the water and steps onto land for the first time in history. The first tiktaalik is absolutely stupefied.
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
haircut today 🙏🙏 resisting the urge to go bald
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
maaan had to train at work and it absolutely sucked all my energy
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Mr.Satan @baphomeats.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
IM TIRED OF WORK!! 2 HRS LEFT UGHH
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violet! 🐝 @vippori.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
tamagotchi picnic! 🍰☀️ #lowpoly
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