Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Ate two donuts today on my way back home to cook a big ass pork chop. 2144
Reposted by BaphFliss...! @fairygirl.me · 10/08/2026A skeeetch commission for my friend Radny of him and @baphomay.bsky.social being super duper cute!!! #felsspellart 17013
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Is that also the reason why you’re making me walk through the Saw 2 needle pit? 140
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 10/06/2026“Will they, won’t they” except its whether or not I can annoy you enough to fuck my throat shut. 25519
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Opened Grindr at the Bucee’s in Tennessee and saw no less than 4 people 0 feet from my location. 2317
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 30/05/2026They don’t tell you that when you’ve been on E for six months seatbelts are just a humiliation machine, huh? This car is treating my sensitive budding breasts like it’s my husband who just died in the war’s brother who’s been in love with me and waiting for his chance since we were in middle school 3214
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Today in “Things I saw on a Urinal that if someone called me I’d probably get a boner” 😔 2132
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Everyone is liking this but no one has taken it as the invitation that it is. smh. 2120
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 02/05/2026“You add your Oomfs on Discord??” I let my Oomfs fuck me in the ass. 24612
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The Miis from Tomodachi life climbed out of my Switch 2 last night. They robbed a bank at gunpoint and crashed their car into a local community collage campus. Three bystanders were killed. Pomni Mii was shot to death by the police. Thoughts and prayers for the families effected, I am so sorry. 0113
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 11/04/2026You know what, fuck you *Teaches your hypnotized drone army how to unionize* 1306
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 11/04/2026“Why did everyone in Marketing take a bathroom break at the same time and what’s that smell?” 020
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Sorry can’t go to the beach. Yea, the Ocean Madness turns me gay. Yea like Robber Eggers The Lighthouse. Yea. 1102
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I meant Marry me but you can merry me too if you’re jolly enough. 041
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 23/03/2026This has stumped me for years. If it’s furry it’s self explanatory, if it’s anime styled it’s hentai, but if it’s just western style art that happens to be erotic what is it? I just call it “Drawn Porn” or “porn art” But neither sounds right. 052
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 23/03/2026It’s actually such unfair bullshit that there are people with the last name Wolfhart. Your name is WOLF HEART, the coolest thing I can fucking imagine and everyone else has to walk around with the last names Brown and Smith and Hernandez and Wilson??? If you’re a Wolfhart merry me IMMEDIATELY. 290
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 19/03/2026When you learn your demonology from the internet instead of invoking the ancient texts from tomes bound in human flesh can you really call yourself a fan? 1268
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Did you know when you have a bad week you can be really cringe about it for free? 25614
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Pokopia Gameplay: “Hey, I got you this Berry because you’re ’Berry’ sweet!” 🍓 Pokopia Lore: youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM?...youtu.beGodspeed You Black Emperor - The Dead Flag BluesYouTube video by sonikku dammit 061
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 09/03/2026The reason Leon always loses his Coat after the first act of the games is that I ampicking it up off the ground and taking it home to sniff sniff sniff sdniffhd s 0113
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Probably stared at it for about 45 seconds. Old habits do in fact die hard. 130
Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Was streaming some bullshit and the symbol to show the video was buffering played like this. You gotta warn an ol’ girl first. 😵💫 2264