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Baph

@baphomay.bsky.social
950 followers 360 following 223 posts

Everyone’s third least favorite deomonic pink goat dog hybrid. 31, 🏳️‍⚧️She/Her, Crippling AuDHD, So, so dyslexic. Worst of all a total slut. Kind of VN Dev, 18+ only.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I gasped out loud.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I WILL get D cups!!!
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ate two donuts today on my way back home to cook a big ass pork chop.
Cunty Transgender Homer Simpson with pink Monster Duff
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Flaccid cock is a gift from god
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Fliss...! @fairygirl.me · 10/08/2026
A skeeetch commission for my friend Radny of him and @baphomay.bsky.social being super duper cute!!! #felsspellart
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
LETS GOOOOOO, LOOK AT HER!!
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Osama bin Tezuka. Is this anything
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
*sigh* Yes, Mistress 😔😔
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Is that also the reason why you’re making me walk through the Saw 2 needle pit?
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Feeling cringe today, someone come domesticate me.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What the fuck is this guys problem
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Relevant
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
*Begins sensually rubbing my giant orange weak point*
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Care to test your patience?💖
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
“Will they, won’t they” except its whether or not I can annoy you enough to fuck my throat shut.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Opened Grindr at the Bucee’s in Tennessee and saw no less than 4 people 0 feet from my location.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Me when I play the new Atlus game?
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They don’t tell you that when you’ve been on E for six months seatbelts are just a humiliation machine, huh? This car is treating my sensitive budding breasts like it’s my husband who just died in the war’s brother who’s been in love with me and waiting for his chance since we were in middle school
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Today in “Things I saw on a Urinal that if someone called me I’d probably get a boner” 😔
It says “Splash Hog”
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Five minute diagram.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It’s my brand, what can I say.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Everyone is liking this but no one has taken it as the invitation that it is. smh.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
“You add your Oomfs on Discord??” I let my Oomfs fuck me in the ass.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The Miis from Tomodachi life climbed out of my Switch 2 last night. They robbed a bank at gunpoint and crashed their car into a local community collage campus. Three bystanders were killed. Pomni Mii was shot to death by the police. Thoughts and prayers for the families effected, I am so sorry.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You know what, fuck you *Teaches your hypnotized drone army how to unionize*
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
“Why did everyone in Marketing take a bathroom break at the same time and what’s that smell?”
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Girls love me because I’m Free-useslop.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sorry can’t go to the beach. Yea, the Ocean Madness turns me gay. Yea like Robber Eggers The Lighthouse. Yea.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
She’s got techniques you’ve never even heard of before.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
OH I’M GONNA 😤
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I meant Marry me but you can merry me too if you’re jolly enough.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This has stumped me for years. If it’s furry it’s self explanatory, if it’s anime styled it’s hentai, but if it’s just western style art that happens to be erotic what is it? I just call it “Drawn Porn” or “porn art” But neither sounds right.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It’s actually such unfair bullshit that there are people with the last name Wolfhart. Your name is WOLF HEART, the coolest thing I can fucking imagine and everyone else has to walk around with the last names Brown and Smith and Hernandez and Wilson??? If you’re a Wolfhart merry me IMMEDIATELY.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Doodling and Jax came out??
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
When you learn your demonology from the internet instead of invoking the ancient texts from tomes bound in human flesh can you really call yourself a fan?
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
When there’s no Bob Dylan at the function.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The ladies love me. I’m like if Peter Griffin was white.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
As always, you get it.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
You get it
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Did you know when you have a bad week you can be really cringe about it for free?
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Pokopia Gameplay: “Hey, I got you this Berry because you’re ’Berry’ sweet!” 🍓 Pokopia Lore: youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM?...
youtu.be
Godspeed You Black Emperor - The Dead Flag Blues
YouTube video by sonikku dammit
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Problematic taste in cartoons gap
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The reason Leon always loses his Coat after the first act of the games is that I ampicking it up off the ground and taking it home to sniff sniff sniff sdniffhd s
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Probably stared at it for about 45 seconds. Old habits do in fact die hard.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happened to me once.
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
True horror is Cringe TF
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Was streaming some bullshit and the symbol to show the video was buffering played like this. You gotta warn an ol’ girl first. 😵‍💫
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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
No way Grace Ashcroft doesn’t vape.
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