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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Ate two donuts today on my way back home to cook a big ass pork chop.

Cunty Transgender Homer Simpson with pink Monster Duff

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Flaccid cock is a gift from god

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Fliss...! @fairygirl.me · 10/08/2026

A skeeetch commission for my friend Radny of him and @baphomay.bsky.social being super duper cute!!! #felsspellart

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Osama bin Tezuka. Is this anything

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Feeling cringe today, someone come domesticate me.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

What the fuck is this guys problem

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

*Begins sensually rubbing my giant orange weak point*

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

“Will they, won’t they” except its whether or not I can annoy you enough to fuck my throat shut.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Opened Grindr at the Bucee’s in Tennessee and saw no less than 4 people 0 feet from my location.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

They don’t tell you that when you’ve been on E for six months seatbelts are just a humiliation machine, huh? This car is treating my sensitive budding breasts like it’s my husband who just died in the war’s brother who’s been in love with me and waiting for his chance since we were in middle school

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Today in “Things I saw on a Urinal that if someone called me I’d probably get a boner” 😔

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

“You add your Oomfs on Discord??” I let my Oomfs fuck me in the ass.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

The Miis from Tomodachi life climbed out of my Switch 2 last night. They robbed a bank at gunpoint and crashed their car into a local community collage campus. Three bystanders were killed. Pomni Mii was shot to death by the police. Thoughts and prayers for the families effected, I am so sorry.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

You know what, fuck you *Teaches your hypnotized drone army how to unionize*

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Girls love me because I’m Free-useslop.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Sorry can’t go to the beach. Yea, the Ocean Madness turns me gay. Yea like Robber Eggers The Lighthouse. Yea.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

She’s got techniques you’ve never even heard of before.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

It’s actually such unfair bullshit that there are people with the last name Wolfhart. Your name is WOLF HEART, the coolest thing I can fucking imagine and everyone else has to walk around with the last names Brown and Smith and Hernandez and Wilson??? If you’re a Wolfhart merry me IMMEDIATELY.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Doodling and Jax came out??

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

When you learn your demonology from the internet instead of invoking the ancient texts from tomes bound in human flesh can you really call yourself a fan?

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

The ladies love me. I’m like if Peter Griffin was white.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Did you know when you have a bad week you can be really cringe about it for free?

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Pokopia Gameplay: “Hey, I got you this Berry because you’re ’Berry’ sweet!” 🍓 Pokopia Lore: youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM?...

youtu.be

Godspeed You Black Emperor - The Dead Flag Blues

YouTube video by sonikku dammit

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Problematic taste in cartoons gap

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

The reason Leon always loses his Coat after the first act of the games is that I ampicking it up off the ground and taking it home to sniff sniff sniff sdniffhd s

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Was streaming some bullshit and the symbol to show the video was buffering played like this. You gotta warn an ol’ girl first. 😵‍💫

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

No way Grace Ashcroft doesn’t vape.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

The algorithm really does have me pegged because my entire timeline is “Yoko Taro is directing the new Evangelion with music by Keiichi Okabe” and variations of the Bakushin armpit Gif and if I’m being honest, yea those ARE the only two things I give a fuck about rn.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Romance of the Three Kingdoms Charlie Kirk be like: “Counting or not counting Yellow Turban violence?”

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Bouncing on it “crazy style” is just bouncing on it normally for a twisted fucking freak like myself.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Kobayakawa I'm watching your stream why you tryin not to laugh bro that's disrespectful as shit bruh.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Get you a NEET that does it like me tbh 😤

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Very nice of Nintendo to relive their massive past mistakes and even make a physical peripheral that no one will buy just so that I specifically have more opportunities to gush about Virtual Boy Wario Land.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Busted my ass all day but it was worth it, pork roast is maybe my favorite 😵‍💫

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Happy birthday WarioLand 4! If you’ve got that switch online thing or you have access to like, an emulator, DON’T SLEEP ON WARIO LAND 4. Load that sweet baby up and let the sights and sounds of the MOTHERFUCKING GAME BOY ADVANCE carry you away to one of the best games ever made.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Weapons kicked ass, go watch Weapons.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Girl put those bongos away

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I’m going to be remembering games that I should have put here all year.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Jerma’s MR2 Invitational is so fucking good. Everyone alive should be playing Monster Rancher 2.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Every time I get new earbuds I have to switch the rubber pieces out for bigger ones because I’ve got such slutty, gaping, portentous and vacuous ear-holes. 😔 I sure hope no one holds me down and sticks their tongue in them.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Ohhhhh you wanna play Horsies with me, you wanna play horsies with me so bad, ohhhhhh~ You want to add me and let me use your cards, ohhhh~

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Had to draw UmaMusume Baph. Baph Musume. The first horse to ever smoke a cigarette and get kicked out of horse school.

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Baph @baphomay.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

If I was an UmaMusume there would be an extra stat for me only right next to Wit that’s just labeled “Butthole Strength”

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