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Bantha Surprise

@banthasurprise.bsky.social
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Comic reader, father, atheist, Star Wars nerd.

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Southern Poverty Law Center @splcenter.org · 05/09/2026
Claudette Colvin was born #OTD in 1939. She was 15 years old when she refused to give up her seat on a Montgomery, #Alabama, bus for a white person, nine months before Rosa Parks famously inspired the Montgomery bus boycott for the same reason. #TheMarchContinues
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I really hope that, somewhere, there is a Taylor Swift fan club for queer men called “Wild-Eyed Gays.” And then they’d all go to a show, and during “All Too Well” they’ll go nuts when she calls them out.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The only problem with Lanterns is that while I’m watching it I’m just sad that the episode is going to end and I’ll have to wait another week…
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Could have picked ANY song: …Our thoughts and deepest condolences are with the family and loved ones of the person who lost their life,” the “Crazy Bitch” singers said in a statement. pagesix.com/2026/08/22/e...
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One dead after 2000s rock band Buckcherry’s tour bus involved in fatal crash
The band was traveling from its most recent performance at the Orange Peel in Asheville, North Carolina.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I LOVE uni. It’s one of my favorite things in the world. I LOVE sour green grapes. My god, I could eat them forever. I’d never, ever, eat them together. Anyway… ew.com/star-wars-ma...
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‘Star Wars’ and Marvel set first-ever crossover with Kevin Smith-penned comic event
‘Star Wars’ and Marvel collide in first-ever crossover. See an exclusive look at the Kevin Smith-written comic book event, ‘Hope Assembles.’ (exclusive)
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Came here to post exactly this. Middens are definitely things.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Influencers and YouTubers are upset about SDCC. Every comic fan and creator online is glowing from SDCC. SDCC did it right.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@gwillow.me Anywhere other than the DC ticketed booth a Ms. Marvel could get an autograph during SDCC?
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I saw it 3 times and I just want to watch it again.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Odyssey was amazing, but the end credits scene where Ben Affleck is revealed as Aeneas was the real shocker.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
One of my favorites ever. Come for the art & storytelling, stay for the limericks.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Um… if this isn’t a word, what do us SWG nerds call the Grievous fighter? @kelly-knox.com @infinata.bsky.social
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Listen, it’s good that CBAkira is out of the head job, but he’s now being given yet another job that should absolutely be given to an Asian person?
marvel.com
Marvel Comics Names Stephen Wacker as New Editor-in-Chief
The accomplished comics editor returns to Marvel, as outgoing EIC C.B. Cebulski announces his plans for new Marvel APAC role.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Today in “Why my 13-year-old is mad at me,” I told her that if she overstretched a hair tie and ruined its elasticity, so it would fit on her wrist, it would cease to work as a hair tie. “This is why you don’t see people using random pieces of string as hair ties.”
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Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Seems like a good time to remind people the USWNT has won 4 World Cups! ⚽️
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I want to write a Spider-Man series where we learn that May was friends with the Pym gang back in the pre-Peter days, and went on heroic adventures. It’s gonna be called Ant-May
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is the table at the bar I want to be sitting at… @kelly-knox.com @infinata.bsky.social
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
01 - Mara Jade (duh) 02 - Leia & Cassian 03 - The Imperial Scanner sitting at the console right behind Ozzel when Vader chokes him. Dude looks straight into the camera and goes back to work. 04 - Jaina Solo 05 - K2-SO (Ask me about my trivia dynasty!) 06 - Bull Rancor (baby) 07 - Revan
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Chicanery” is a word that always gives me pause, because it just FEELS like it has a problematic origin, but as far as I’ve ever found it doesn’t. But it feels very akin to the various anti-Jewish and anti-Roma terms we have for ripping people off.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Even if self-checkout wasn’t killing jobs, it would also be repulsive because Americans are just too fucking stupid for the machines.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
No fucking shit. The number of times I’ve wanted to scream during parent conferences “So take their phone away!” The Venn diagram between kids who fail my class and kids who refuse to take off their AirPods or put their phones away is a circle. A big fucking circle.
nytimes.com
‘Teachers Are Going to Hate It’: How Social Media Apps Hooked Teens at School
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
@infinata.bsky.social Real question, and it’s not Star Wars related at all… Got any recs for poutine in the Bay Area? Seems most places that had it are closed or took it off their menus…
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
nbcbayarea.com
No food available at San Jose Target store due to rat problem
Parts of a Target store in San Jose are closed after a county inspection found rat droppings and chewing damage on food packaging.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Oh… we just skipped right ahead to the “Nazis flee to South America” stage of this fascism reenactment…
rawstory.com
Billionaire Trump ally’s 'chilling' move out of US sparks panic: ‘About to get bad news?'
Tech billionaire Peter Thiel, an outspoken supporter of President Donald Trump, has recently set “new roots” in Argentina as a potential “Plan B,” The New York Times reported, fueling widespread panic...
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“San Jose is not a hockey town” is such a bizarre, insulting note to strike at the end of this story. Thanks in no small part to women playing, coaching, cheering for and supporting hockey for the last almost 40 years, San Jose is ABSOLUTELY a hockey town.
thehockeynews.com
Women's Hockey Veteran Rachel Llanes Wants To Be San Jose's First Hometown Hero
Rachel Llanes was developed in San Jose. After a nine-year professional career and an Olympic appearance, the newest PWHL team feels like a full circle opportunity.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Just learned of the band “Here Come The Mummies.” Is it… Wrap Wrock?
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Your love is like Ben Mendelsohn Ben Mendelsohn is what I need Whoa whoa whoa Shake it up, just like Ben Mendelsohn There ain’t doctor that can cure my disease Beeeeeeeeen Beeeeeeeeen Mendelsohn
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Works like a charm…
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Just got back from watching 'MANDALORIAN & GROGU' and it was a lot of fun. Don't let the haters sway you, this is a great pulpy adventure story with great action and a KILLER score that permeates every moment of the film. See it in theaters. This is the way. 😎
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hot DAMN Mandalorian & Grogu was a ton of fun. Different animation styles, great humor, a fun summer Star Wars movie.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There are so many absolute chud YouTubers who will read something like this and go off on “how far Star Wars has strayed from Lucas’ vision,” despite this being an exact description of the thing George Lucas thought Star Wars should be… Seeing it in an hour, so damn excited…
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It cannot be said enough how much Ticketmaster has ruined live music. Major pop acts are just not accessible to fans without being price gouged anymore. Tried to get my kid Katseye tickets, it sold out within 4 minutes, and you know it’s all resellers.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Marvel Midnight rips off DC Absolute that ripped off Marvel Ultimate…
marvel.com
The Midnight Universe Plunges the Marvel Mythos Into Darkness
Marvel Comics presents a terrifying new publishing line from a superstar lineup of creators, kicking off in August with 'Midnight X-Men' by Jonathan Hickman and Matteo Della Fonte.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Homelander loving his funky transition lenses is the chaos we need right now.
youtube.com
10* Things The Boys’ Antony Starr Can’t Live Without
YouTube video by GQ
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/05/2026
When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Every 👏 Accusation 👏 Is 👏 A 👏 Confession 👏
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Must be nice to get exactly what you voted for though…
nytimes.com
The Last Days of Butter Ridge
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The way people talk about the difficulty of separating art from artists with Kanye, or Michael Jackson, or JKR, I feel about Richard Dawkins.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Jesus: “I was a stranger and you invited me in.” Christians: “Let’s blow up strangers.”
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GB News owner’s son calls for mine-laden ‘floating wall’ to stop Channel crossings
Winston Marshall, former member of Mumford & Sons, says people crossing are ‘economic migrants’ not refugees
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Christian influencer and TikTok prayer leader D4vd murdered a child so she wouldn’t expose that he was raping her. “Innocents burned alive on the stake, tortured and dumped in nameless graves…” (Gift link)
nytimes.com
D4vd Charged With Murder of Girl Whose Remains Were Found in His Car
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If you had offered me $1 million to guess which song my wife would be singing along to in the shower, I’d never have gotten to “99 Luftballons.”
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Cera 💖 @tricerat0p.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Foster kitty had her kittens. 😍
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Love my beautiful, puck-controlling Swedish ally…
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A drawing of my tabby cat, Otter, done in rough digital pencil lines over flat areas of gray and cream with white highlights and details in blunt lines. He is sitting in profile to the left with his head turned to look directly at the viewer with his normal cryptic expression. Chunky orange lettering surrounding him above and below reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Thinking about how much it means to this cis/hetero dude (who can’t skate) to see the athletes I pay to support using Pride tape, I can only imagine how much it means to every queer hockey player and fan. Proud of my Sharks tonight. Proud of San Jose. #hockeyisforeveryone
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Christian icon
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
You get the sense that we’re just a few days away from Chuck Schumer telling us why Democrats backed the SAVE Act as a compromise to restore TSA funding, and promising they’re going to keep fighting.
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I’m not the only one who pauses every time I see or use the phrase “key fob” right?
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Bantha Surprise @banthasurprise.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The only thing funnier than just how many Duncan Idaho clones pop up in the Duniverse is that his name is Duncan Idaho. Duncan Idaho is the guy who thinks Jackie Daytona is too wild for the weekly card game. Duncan Idaho rotates out the gravel in his front yard annually.
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