Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026voted marshall st as best sports bar in rochester bc i hate parlays and ziggys #petty 000
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i get upset knowing that certain ppl have mommy and daddy bankrolling their entire artistic endeavors meanwhile i’m grinding at a stupid job just to even eat 010
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 01/10/2026funny enough (not funny actually) my sister went to cornell and my first time getting drunk was when i was 16 at a cornell pregame. it makes more and more sense as i get older why she locked me in her apartment afterwards, especially now 010
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 26/09/2026accomplished one of my goals for 2026 became a regular at my local gay bar 020
Reposted by Laura G 🪕Sister Val ✨ @aliteraltree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm too pretty to be social every single day 021
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i hate parlays so much why did they open a hetero bar by my house 000
Reposted by Laura G 🪕Comfort Object - Rochester, NY Emo ⚧️ @comfortobjectband.bsky.social · 17/09/2026 0125
Reposted by Laura G 🪕mlly @larva-lattice.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I think I might not want to live in Rochester anymore 131
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 31/08/2026grown ass men have an awareness of personal space at the gym challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) 000
Reposted by Laura G 🪕mlly @larva-lattice.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Whenever a Rochesterian talks about how gross garbage plates are and how they’d never have one I just tune them out. We literally have one thing and you can’t let other people enjoy it bc of your spiritually ozempian diet culture bullshit 042
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 25/07/2026still thinking about the old butch that said hi to me at flora 010
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 17/07/2026sick of being thrown into interpersonal dramaaaaa 010
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 29/06/2026i take everything back i’ve said about lux (i just hate rochester nightlife 000
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 25/06/2026whenever i need my friends parents i’m like wow thank you for conceiving this person i love you so much that you brought them into this world 000
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 23/06/2026i feel like i’m more so sliding into musician’s dms 000
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 18/06/2026hot take: trans furry hackers will save the world 000
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 07/06/2026i tell ppl i was adderall/other simulants since i was 7 bc i think it helps ppl understand me better 010
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 07/06/2026being an adult is telling yourself how you eat veggies, go outside and clean your room 000
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 05/06/2026i heard a straight girl at the gay bar say “i’m here for the gays and theys 😝” stg i will throw the chair into the window 000
Reposted by Laura G 🪕mlly @larva-lattice.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Slop promoters love to slide in the DMs like “yo love your sound, you got anything going on in [3 days from now]? 🤘” 031
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 16/05/2026i tried applying to a job and it couldn’t submit bc it was “suspected to be spam” i hate 2026 do you even want people to apply to work? 020
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 13/05/2026love sending my supervisor my aunt’s obituary in over to time off to go to her funeral 🙃 000
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 10/05/2026mother’s day is a really difficult day for me (mommy issues) but i had a really great weekend other than that :) 110
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 09/05/2026thinking about the drunk girl in the bathroom that came out to me as bisexual 5 years ago and i was like girl that’s great but idk who you are (idk her name to this day i was also drunk) 050
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 09/05/2026how come when instagram suggests me a band’s insta it’s always a post addressing allegations 010
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 01/05/2026being a bootlicking workplace snitch in the year of our lord 2026 is diabolical 100
Reposted by Laura G 🪕Sister Val ✨ @aliteraltree.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Every heartwarming story in America is just another damning indictment of how we have no social safety net 021
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 14/04/2026bought a $10 smoothie this morning just to feel something 010
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 07/04/2026thank you donald trump for making my job easier 🤩 it is so great telling ppl their health coverage is going to end! is anybody hiring? 110
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 04/04/2026a guy probably named connor said “holy shit” when i stepped out of my bf’s going to vasko’s this is what i looked like today 000
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 29/03/2026i will continue blowing kisses at everyone when i leave the function thank you 000
Laura G 🪕 @banjogirl420.bsky.social · 22/03/2026white ppl be like my mom gave me codeine one time 000
