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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky

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Laughing at my own jokes. Sleep fiend. I ain't got much technique, but I sure have a lousy tone. A clear sense of personal involvement. He/him.

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spooky gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 10h
2 idiots fighting the worst fight I've seen
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 22h
Quite a Tissesque finish as well.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 22h
The phrase "Le Tissier scores for England" makes me feel sad in ways I can't really explain.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Popular opinion, so much so that it's not really worth saying but ANYWAY: Maggie May is a great song.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A tweet by yours truly from June the 7th 2024 

Caroline Spook-ass
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Getting basically everyone who voted for him on board, against a new Labour candidate, shows sticking power.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
While I'm still ranting: the suggestion that all Polanski had to do in order to get Feinstein's vote share from last time was turn up is a total nonsense. Feinstein is a brilliant speaker with about as honourable a political track record as it's possible to have.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tldr hold the line and tell the wreckers and melts to get fucked
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also do we think that if Labour had won with Reform getting a third of the vote share in second place that we wouldn't be hearing endless demands that we listen to voters' very real concerns about immigration.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To put it another way: do we think that a series of results going from 70% in 2017 to 45% today would be being painted as anything other than existential if Labour had a left-wing leader.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
According to Feinstein Kier was seething at his constituency result on election night, and Labour's vote share's down on that again. And this is in the middle of the new manager bounce.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
From a moot a week and a bit ago. I understand Green disappointment but the idea that it's anything other than a very very good result for them, and an equally bad one for Labour, doesn't stand up at all.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Might start doing a bit where I try to make the most outrageously stupid statement notionally credible by saying "I run a business" beforehand.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jack To The Sound Of The Underground Transgender Mafia
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Woah there! That's just too much of an UNSPOKEN TRUTH for my Western leftist brain to handle!
Some dickhead called Alexander Clarkson: 

The Oct 7 attack by Hamas was a horrific act against Israelis that made everything
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m fading away inside…💔 🆘Mahmoud is dying before my eyes. The sepsis is worsening rapidly. Sham is sick, in pain and crying, and needs her medications and an endoscopy. I’m crying now while Ariam, my daughter, is crying from hunger.😔 I’m broken Please, save my family😭 chuffed.org/project/omshamm
3 sad girls sitting on a couch. The youngest one in the middle is cryingA girl lying in bed, crying. She's wearing a collar with pink and white pearls and a pink top.Mahmoud asleep in his hospital bed with both his legs bandaged and stabilized with metal fixatorsA young girl in red clothes, sitting on a bed, crying, hiding her face with her right hand.
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My brother Wissam desperately needs treatment. He suffers from severe malnutrition, and we urgently need $200 for the food and medicine he needs. Seeing him struggle breaks our hearts. Any support or share could help us reach him. 🙏💔 chuffed.org/project/majdi
A child lying in a red hospital bed with an IV access on his right hand.A bare chested boy lying in a bed with his hands on his belly.A mother and her son at the doctor's while his pressure is being taken on his left arm.A mother wearing a black patterned hijab hugging her son inside a tent.
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🚨Urgent My message to everyone akind heart,who understand meaning humanity،feels our suffering Mybaby suffering anemia,weightloss💔 Hiscondition deteriorating rapidly Please donate her👇 tinyurl.com/Support-my-f... ✅️Vetted by@gazavetters,my number verified onlist(#544)✅️ docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Photo of an emaciated baby crying and holding a cardboard sign 

I am Aser
I have anemia I need treatment and nutrition
Please save my life
family mohammed alsibakhiThe same sad baby with no sign, just a translucent shirt and diaper and an expression of despair
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finish.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAATIONS LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUE
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amallo1.bsky.social @amallo1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am a mother pleading for help. My son Mohammad is only 5 years old and was hit by shrapnel while I was holding his hand in Gaza. He’s fighting for his life and needs treatment abroad. Please donate and share his story — every repost matters 💔🙏 chuffed.org/pay/campaign...
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In fact I'd go as far as to say that it's a lot more relevant than historical instances of the British left using the word "Zionist* to mean "Jew", fascinating though the latter undoubtedly are.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe I've not been paying close enough attention but I only clocked just now that the motion had been drafted *by Palestinians*, which seems quite a critical bit of context.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Best of luck to them and you xxxxxxx
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's like a bridge between his ears.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Call My Bluff's on BBC4 and Jesus Robinson's comb over is ridiculous.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THE NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIONS LEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUE
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People just say anything and it's deemed legitimate as long as they tack on "towards a two-state solution". Anne Hathaway should buy me a manual espresso machine towards a two-state solution. Lamine Yamal should sign for Southampton towards a two-state solution.
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Oftentimes Jack 🇮🇪🤝🇵🇸 @pepsffk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m Rania from Gaza 🇵🇸 I cook for my children over an open fire, with no gas and no safety,just to keep them from going hungry We are living through unbearable conditions, and every day brings a new struggle $100 can help us get food and basic necessities gofund.me/4d998a9f7
Fundraising appeal for Rania and her four children from Gaza after their home was destroyed, showing a girl with a cast, a girl holding a cat, a boy in a tent, and a child using an inhaler, framed by pink flowers and a QR code.
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Shugunou.EXE @shugunou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The genocide continues, and our situation is extremely bad. We lost our source of income and everything we own. 3 years without income in Gaza is unbearable. Even $5 makes a difference for food, clothing, treatment, and education. Please help my family 🫂🧡 Vetted by Molly Shah ✅ tinyurl.com/2etna36k
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn't realise Salma Yaqoob was in the Greens.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh God the coming discourse.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not a Green but utterly fucking done with this concern trolling.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"why don't you hold mainstream positions on foreign policy?" because mainstream foreign policy is utterly fucking rancid. Next.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just one more concession of the existence of left antisemitism bro
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bluesky's fucked is it.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today's episode of "VAR doesn't make decisions any more objective, it just introduces the potential for another layer of subjectivity" in the North Macedonia Scotland game when a penalty gets overturned for reasons. Also has the "clear and obvious error" threshold been binned off?
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol fuck off Bilic.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seeing that Rajan's already been booted out / realising this means he'll have more time to do fawning interviews with celebrity bigots
The Lampardian transition
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Translation of every Guardian headline for the next six months:
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Burnham jangles some keys
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And why doesn't Nusa start.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When did Haaland get his hair cut.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Or maybe you'll wring your hands for twenty seconds before returning to the important business of going on about how you fancy John Healey.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OK let's have your apologia for this lads, is it "work doesn't pay enough" or "tough choices" or "what about the poor pensioners" or
Key disability benefit for young people may be axed under major welfare changes 

(Headline illustrated with a photo of a Job Centre)
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah right.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes prob.
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also what's the blank area to the east of Leicestershire? / Kasabian
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#1 Joyce Grenfell hate account but spooky @bangintocake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would imagine that the Vic Reeves version of Dizzy sold more than China Drum's back catalogue tbh (not totally sure on areas here to be clear).
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