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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Will it involve chemical castration?
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think "a place of education" is not what you think it means... Y'all really got to fix all the problems rather than sweeping them under the rug. I reckon the rug is about 20 foot above solid ground by now...
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 02/10/2026
Not my typical thing to post - but this is making rounds for whatever reason. One of Musk’s baby mothers shared some goodbye letter to him after he unfollowed her, which apparently means a breakup in the universe. Anyway. If you fancy, here it is.
Shivon Zilis • @shivon • 1h
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It's hard to go from in love to let go in a week with no warning, but that's just how it is sometimes
I feel happy that I got to show Elon how it feels to be deeply understood, nurtured, and peacefully loved with stability and gentleness. Given the tumultuous nature of his early life, his often tortured soul, and how hard he fights for humanity I wanted him to feel the deepest and most stable form of love this world can provide.
My heart is full knowing I got to do that, and I hope it leaves a lasting good effect.
We were always his safe space. A place where all of us were overjoyed to see him and one that was always full of happiness and love, not war, in contrast to his otherwise militant existence (a needed break from the battlefield where he could recharge his heart and soul before heading back out)
I loved being that counterbalancing place of safety, sense of calm, and love — and delighted in bringing a smile back to his face when he was down. I will miss him dearly.loved being that counterbalancing place of safety, sense of calm, and love — and delighted in bringing a smile back to his face when he was down. I will miss him dearly.
I've loved him more than life itself and he's taught me 100 lifetimes of knowledge and made my cup overflow with life meaning, so there is a lot of loss, but luckily we created four beautiful little loves of my life VO I am so beyond grateful for our children and they make every single day the best day of my life! I do hope and pray he and I can be great friends and coparents.
I'm hurting, but care deeply about E and will always be cheering for his happiness. God speed, Elon, the world is lucky to have you.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
F*cked-in-the-head syndrome. That's making the rounds as well...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Real men don't need their reputations protected. Their reputations speak for themselves...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Protest like the Albanians. Don't protest one day a quarter like that's all the outrage you can muster. Please. Attention span.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's record setting... But not in the way he thinks...
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
youtu.be/9B4nQ2Dp828
youtu.be
Kid Rock's New MAGA Christian Song Has The Internet ON THE ATTACK and its Hilarious!
YouTube video by Really American
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😆🔥👇🤦🏾
Elon Musk

☑

@elonmusk.

3h

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Recovering from neck surgery.

Hurts a lot, but it was necessary.

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Foxx

@NadjiaFoxx

Stop sucking Israel's cock. Problem solved.

10:01 PM

1/11/25
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can we send anyone spouting this nonsense to meet God?
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tesla-powered land rockets, mayhap? Warheads packed with Republicans?
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One would think that given the long history of sexual misconduct at Cornell, that maybe the adults would look seriously into any claims and apply the appropriate penalties. Sadly, I see only layers of trash.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Be a Gen-Xer. Just ghost the U.S.A. It's the path of minimum energy expenditure.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has no brain either. They kinda go together.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The next signpost on this sad road will be simply "bankrupt shithole"...
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com
Eric Schmitt Confuses Ass with Hole in the Ground
A wild attempt at a “gotcha” moment resulted in the ass/hole-in-ground mix-up.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where's Curly?
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
motherjones.com
Why billionaires pay much less tax than the average American
As wealth concentrates at the top, upper-crust tax rates have declined. Go figure.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it possible to suffer from early onset stupidity? Asking for no particular reason...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why can't any of these clowns stand properly?
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just remember that there are a bunch of folks out there, uneducated, unhinged and an existential threat to democracy because of this... Just saying...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Something is trickling down. We'd better get more diapers...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Generally, corporations and CEOs have become predatory. Ultimately, it's unsustainable. Instead of asking, "What can I make that is of value to customers?", the thinking is, "How much can I get from customers for minimal effort?" See what the problem is?
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That's because he has a f*ck-knuckle brain to go with those f*ck-knuckle golfing shorts...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Also, abrupt and poisonous...
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 07/09/2026
The US now has access to more than half Australia’s military bases – could it drag the country unwillingly into war?
theguardian.com
The US now has access to more than half Australia’s military bases – could it drag the country unwillingly into war?
Exclusive: US-controlled weapons corporations and forces have control or access to more than 100 facilities across the continent, which some analysts describe as a ‘colonisation’ of Australia’s military. Find a map of them here
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don't you sometimes wish there really was a Beekeeper program?
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Twenty months to do something meaningful about this. Nada. Zip. The world has moved on.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fine; there should be a federal maximum wage on CEOs...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Only villains are named Leon...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The exceptional Constitution is just a sequence of words on some paper. They are worth nothing when ignored. There have been protests. They have been ignored, their worth being only performative. The impotence lies with the people. Democracy dies with the people. The people. We, the People.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Starting to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like a minor infraction...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How much time do you think you'd get for waging a biological war on a nation while defunding healthcare for the most vulnerable? Just spitballin' here...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is it a metaphor for the Strait of Hormuz?
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Let them go over the falls...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Supreme Court understands this too. It informs its decisions...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fucked up the relationship with neighbors and allies...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lots of substance. Just not the kind that's good for your health. Bacteria and parasites count as substances, right?
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
More importantly, what's the Wendat term for stupid f*cktard? Just curious...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
More than half the people favor arson on every front, including against former allies. Even protests and rallies seem to have died off... Instead of trying to steal sovereignty, try to find your own? Maybe?
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm almost positive there is a geological feature in the U.S. known as the Pinnacle of Stupidity.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Still waiting for Nuremberg Trials 2.0...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God bless her. That God took her instead of the orange one shows discernment. It was a choice the rest of us must bear with.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lake Ontario was adopted from the Indigenous languages of the region, specifically the Huron-Wendat and Iroquoian terms oniatarí:io or kanadario, meaning "lake of shining waters". The province took its name from the lake. It tracks that the ass-wipe wouldn't honor the First Nations peoples.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The orange one is tearing the people's house apart so Canadians don't have the pleasure of doing it again...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Puts Ferdinand Marcos to shame.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Should go back to trebuchets...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nuremberg rallies 2.0. When are the Nuremberg Trials 2.0?
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How about, "Try to use some critical thinking skills? I'm pretty sure you were around when Aristotle was giving courses on the subject."
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's better for the planet to cut back on oil...
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