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@bananahans.bsky.social
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Wife, gardener, cook, writer, athlete, cozy game enjoyer stupid idiot baby

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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
i am barking disrespectfully
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
bluesky is willed because i'll go from scrolling past some of the most soul crushing doomposting to like gay sonic p*rn
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Jennie🌷 @maobabie.com · 24/11/2024
Sorry I can’t go out.. I’m an indoor cat #art
Illustration of a small cat cozy in their bed. Caption reads “I love when plans get cancelled”
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elvira👾🔻🐝 @eaglebearer.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
may your timeline be blessed by homemade english muffins
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I love this sassy queen!
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a pixel art of a gray and pink dinosaur standing in the grass
ALT: a pixel art of a gray and pink dinosaur standing in the grass
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
gooooooooodness is it time to spend my day playing stardew valley 🤔
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
been making this lil tasty treat by morgan eckroth the past few days super simple and delicious
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The Pantry Latte
Sometimes you don’t want to make any special syrups or ingredients. Sometimes what you have in the pantry is more than enough. INGREDIENTS THE PANTRY LATTE 1/2oz honey Pinch of ground cinnamon Pinch o...
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beatrice ☾ .⁺⋆ @beawiitch.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
good morning ♡
animal crossing meme with lolly the cat that says: if you can’t be the best, be the worst
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
that meme where you get texts from anxiety and depression and then a third thing.

text from anxiety: what if you’re not good enough

text from depression: everyone hates you

text from yoda but he talks normal: hey what’s up man. this is yoda btw
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Intro post, because it seems like the thing to do: Hi, I'm Hannah. I'm a pretty quiet, shy, queer, unfunny reply-gal. I'm here on Bluesky because Twitter broke my heart, and I truly believe in the goodness of humans over everything else. Follow me for bad takes and pictures of my garden + cats.
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
like not to gush too much but it's weird to be nostalgic for like 2017 twitter. @gailsimone.bsky.social and @tomtaylormade.bsky.social doing goofy comics stuff. me crush-following @bluejay.tv and watching her live-skeet (??? branding) x-files. idk, it's just so wholesome. i love this site
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
it's truly wild how you don't realize how toxic a space has become until you leave it. i don't know what bluesky is going to be but right now, it's everything i needed.
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
dang my handle is invalid
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I think about this piece by Maria Nguyen (@dtnart) like basically once a day.
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke
Dog with pipe in mouth (1875) attributed to the Minnesota Historical Society. A  sepia toned photo of a fluffy white dog sitting on a table with a pipe in their mouth.
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Just ordered a nice Christmasy Lego set for my wife and I to assemble together while disassociating and drinking our wine advent calendars together. ❤️💕🎄
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Can You Pet the Dog? @canyoupetthedog.com · 12/11/2024
Sakuna: Of Rice and Ruin features a unique type of "dual-wielding"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I have returned from TikTok with gifts
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Chii 🌻 @cremechii.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
but if make my own posts you'll all find out im stupid
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
this app is just a psyop to get me to order pizza
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Loogi 🦆 @theluigiguy.live · 11/11/2024
c-chunky squirrel...
A squirrel standing on dirt. They are shaped like an egg
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
???? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A COFUSED SKILITON WHO FEELS THAT INCREASINGLY THERE DAY'S ARE BEGUILED BY LOST TRAIN'S OF THOGHT, BLANK MIND "KNEW I WAS THINKING SMOETHING BUT DONT KNOW WHAT" ,STARE AT WALL, 4PM ALREADY WHAT DID I DO TODAY ,ECT ECT AND DA TEXT SAYS : WHY DID I WALK INTO THE KITCHEN, DID I NEED SOMET HING FROM IN HERE, I DONT THINK IM HUNGREY, STOVES NOT ON, AM I THURSTEY, NOTHIN OUTSIDE THE WINDOW, DID I TURN ON DA LIGHT ,OR WAS IT ALREADY ON - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,AND ALSO THERE ASKIN THEIR SELF IF THE HUMAN BENT TOWARD LOGIC IS FOLLOWING DA LAW'S OF DA UNIVERSE AS WE ASSUME ,OR IS A PATHETIC ATEMPT TO IMPOSE ORDER ON A WORLD RULED BY CHAOS AND ENTROPEY ,THEY BEEN SAYING THE UNIVERSE KEEPS SPREADEN OUT LIKE MARBLES YOU DROP ON A FLOOR, BUT YA GOTA WONDER IF ITS NOT HIDIN FROM US AS WE TRY TO OBSERVE, LIKE FISH FROM A PREDATOR, HIDEN ITS SECRETS FROM US BECUASE WERE TO NOSY AND ALREADY FIGURED OUT PHOTON'S CAN BE BOTH A WAVE AND PARTICAL .MUCH TO THINK ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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bananahans @bananahans.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
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