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Baltch

@baltch.bsky.social
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I love people, working, reading, working out and watching the Toronto Raptors! I try to lovingly mock most things, with myself being the first target.

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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I've got two terrorist Terriers that would love to meet Grizelda!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Maybe Maxey gets sick of it and we trade IQ, Shead and picks for him and we're set for the next 8 years! Maxey gets his hugs! Scottie stays happy! #Friendship #Raptors
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Willis, Fergus and Maximus would like to be buddies! She can be pack leader, they just want a leader who doesn't make fun of them for being short, smell and nogoodnicks.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh goody goody gumdrops!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I miss him so much. One of my favourite players ever! #FVV #Raptors
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
What about watching the glorious Schneider aka 'Ned Flanders' strut his stuff around the bases. 'Hi-ddley Ho there, time for a home runer Rooney!' I wonder what his sweater collection looks like? Davis, is that a bat in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I'm glad the Raptors are going to focus on winning and Dick around with who should start! .... I'll see myself out.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Here's one I did several days ago for Giannis and one I did recently. In both cases I think it's highly unlikely and we're giving up the next 5 years of draft picks for Giannis, but the first one we keep BI, the second one we keep RJ, both we lose Dick and JP. Thanks for asking Eric!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Only player I'm willing to trade RJ Barrett for is Giannis. Give Milwaukee everything in terms of first round picks for the next five years with protections for 2029 and 2030 package in JP and Gradey to make it work, and we're not picking in the draft until 2029 at the earliest. Thoughts?
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I spent 161 days 11 hours listening to podcasts this year pca.st #pocketcasts #playback2025 #ohno #Geek
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Dammit Raptors, I told @notthattonya.bsky.social they were wrong, that you had this in hand, and now you gotta make me look like the loudmouth schnook that I am!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
They're great, really like the Wolves city jerseys as well inspired by Prince!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Post your favourite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only. Extra points if you know the deep cut.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
If you're not interested in the candidates on the ballot and want to write in, may I suggest you write in 'Trogdor' who's main policy platform is 'To burninate the countryside, burninate everyone.' youtube.com/shorts/y2jkY...
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Post your favourite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
He's going into the Raptors lil' bastard Hall of Fame next to such luminaries as Fred 'I'm 6'9 in my heart' Vanvleet and the GROAT Kyle 'I'll literally go through someone's legs to win' Lowry. I'm so happy he's on my team!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Congrats to Drake, but this will always be my personal rookie of the year.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
And try to get through Embiid's legs with the ball! #GROAT
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Normally I dislike seeing 40 thrown at the Raptors, but Maxey plays with such joy, I'll never root against him.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
So many to choose from, but I'm going to go with this one for now!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Listen, I've considered trying to sleep without my night light, but the chances that the bogeyman could come out of my closet and get me are just too great to take. Damn you Real Ghostbusters and J. Michael Straczynski!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
This ain't right. IT AIN'T RIGHT!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Thought I would post an image of the greatest Celtic of all time.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Hey Es, your recent post on YouTube isn't in the RSS feed as an audio podcast, and that makes me sad!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I think his real dad was the lead singer of Quiet Riot in the 80's.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The animation on Spiral's arms is amazing!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I'm glad Alfred E Neumann finally got a new gig! What a MAD world!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Meanwhile in St John's Newfoundland...
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Think Rambis got saved there, Wayne kinda squared up like he knew how to fight. 1 year later Kevin McHale would seek justice for Wayne with the crucial clothesline of game 4 of 84 finals.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
And I want some clotheslines being handed out!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I wake up most mornings with her little paw of power gently bonking my nose, telling me to get up and get her stinky food. If she gets too uppity I let Fergus eat her up.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
She starts fights with her brother then squeals and runs to me when he beats her up. She also has a tendency to sleep on his face and mine. She's a passive aggressive menace!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The Tart would like to passive aggressively bully your pussy cats like she does me.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The Tart would like to say she loves Jalen Brunson and his moxy, as well as bottle caps.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This year's surprisingly fun playoff series, Bucks and Pacers, Halliburton taunting Dame, GTJ shoving Pascal, there's gonna be a clothesline at some point. And I will shamefully enjoy all of it.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Shout out to Boston Pizza on Water St for putting in a burger as well. Great to see a chain support a local community activity! Good burger as well! downtownstjohns.com/boston-pizza...
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
How can you dislike this face? He's precious!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
If you see this quote post with a beach photo from your gallery.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Come to Bluesky #SamMorril , funny with less Nazis. Love this take on the Luka Doncic trade.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Bye Rick Shiels, enjoyed your content but not interested in LIV and sports washing.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
My bad.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
1 Cairn who's 17 months old and the salt and pepper guy is 5 years old ~¾ Cairn, ¼ Westie, but I'm pretty sure there's some other breeds in there as well. I got him in a community called Torbay, so he's my 'Torbay Critter'. They're buddies!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
We found this on our walk this morning. Some people are just so awesome. Unfortunately the two Terriers decided they wanted the same stick.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Raptors online discourse summed up in one image.
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Is he a Norwich or a Cairn? Fergus wants to be his best friend regardless!
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
But who will cue ABBA songs in my head now? Adiós Fernando! 💃🕺
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
FERNANDO! 🕺💃
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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
The weird thing is, in practice games, going hard at it, the big guy was actually a good shooter. Amin El-Hassen worked for Phoenix and said in scrimmages, Shaq was a good free throw shooter. Either pressure or the beatings he regularly took against teams trying to stop the diesel were the problem.
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