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Balls (Balrog)

@balrogballs.bsky.social
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sitting upon a molehill of ashes, weeping like a madman. tolkien shitposting and art, mostly. you can call me ziz or balls. 28.

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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“The sons of Dior and Nimloth were Elured and Elurin; and a daughter also was born to them, and she was named Elwing, which is star-spray, for she was born on a night of stars, whose light glittered in the spray.” DON’T ASK HOW LONG THIS TOOK IT TOOK TOO LONG 🥲 #silmarillion #tolkien #elwing
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
‘pronouns are he/him with they/them reluctantly accepted, not they/them exclusively thanks’ - me on the other app for the last 11 months, my teeth growing pointier each time
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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
heard a firework
ugh! put that horrid thing away
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
THANKIE 🥹🥰
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
hello and good evening to my bastion of fellow twinks. please take this legolas/gimli commission featuring dark haired legolas, for @ scrimplications on tumblr. eat well and prosper. #tolkien #lordoftherings #legolas #gimli
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
❤️❤️❤️!
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
can’t believe you hate our cheery cloacal companion 😌
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
To make up for my horrible caption, I have a few prints of some of my work for sale (as a one off: I do not normally sell prints) due to an error in judgement known as ‘I ordered too many copies when I was only after one’, so *bangs bucket* come get your elf nipples! ko-fi.com/zaraisadora/...
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Visit Ziz's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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anattmar 🕊 @anattmar.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
wip <333
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
anyone on this webbed site into morwen or #thesilmarillion #silmart (sorry i have really boring captions here i am much funnier on tumblr)
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
….oh my god that is the most ELRONDEST of ELRONDS
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
thank uuu 🥺🥰
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
THANK YOU he was a great subject to attempt!
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
happy belated birthday!!! i got a hammerhead shark shaped chair once and it genuinely did make my life so much better 😌🐠
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
THANKIES 🥺❤️🥰
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
he is glad!
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
good morning, ringfuckers. enjoy finrod. #thesilmarillion #silmart
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
- maedhros fëanorian
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
the stars are aligning 😌⭐️
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abby 💍🌿✨ @erulasse.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
can you imagine the coincidental timing of Balls releasing chapter one of a Harad world building fic and this gorgeous art at the same time I get assigned to be an easterling by @middleearth.quest
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i drew this out of spite after seeing this fuck ass racist caricature of him in one of the David Day books. straight up unhinged shit especially considering this guy’s books are spoken of in the fandom as ‘shit but great illustrations’ and then you discover the ‘great illustrations’ look like this.
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
good morning fellow twinks. my monthly ‘dropping art and leaving‘ post features Ulfang, who in my fic is a very hot 5’5 male manipulator who is fucking Maedhros, whom he despises, because unfortunately he has a height and horrible-person kink 🥰 #silmarillion #lotr #silmart
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
closest i could get to 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 tee hee
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
HELP but also pretty much yes
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Latest portrait commission: Imagine waking up to the High King of the Noldor Ereinion Gil-Galad staring at you with fuck-me eyes only to reach out to his slutty little nightgown and realise it’s the Third Age and the High King is a High Crisp. It was all a sex dream. #silmarillion #silmart
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
there are no monkeys in lothlorien
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
glorfindel suffers from temporal shift induced constipation. the food of the third age does not agree with his tummy. however, he is very brave about it.
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
thrown back to the depths of sirion each time he hears a HONKHONK
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
elrond is scared of geese
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
they call me pengolodh horsecock
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
truly they add to the sexiness of anyone
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
i was on a Mission 😈
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
cummiefinwë son of tittyfinwë
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robin ⚖️🩸🗡 @maglorisms.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
hello hi heres a WIP of my maglordaughter oc Vinyëlirë (unsure if i've yapped abt her on here)
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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
there are intelligent criticisms of genre romance but too many people pick up a book called Seducing The Duke of Cheek Clappingshire, #7 in the Regency Fuck Series and are like “why don’t these books represent women who are happy single?” and you’re like maybe because it’s Seducing The Duke of Ch
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Once again I have forgotten this site exists because I am sadly no longer funny enough in 280 characters so please enjoy my last two commissions: Nerdanel and Pengolodh courtly portraits 😁 #silmarillion #lotr #silmart #tolkien
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
same (i say, looking disrespectfully 😩)
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Latest commission: Maedhros Fëanorian in his Treelit Little Shit™️ era, ie arrogant Years of the Trees prince for feyandferal on Tumblr. Truly went wild with the hair for ‘this guy is literally called Carrots for half his life’ reasons 😈🥕 #silmarillion #silmart #lotr #tolkien
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🍂🖋️ Thelien🖋️🍂 COMMISSIONS OPEN @tarrthelien.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Eärendil The Mariner I think I have been working on this for at least eight months, but I am so proud of how this turned out!! #tolkien #silmarillion #jrrtolkien #earendil #eärendil #peredhel #tolkienart #silmart #tolkienfanart #fantasy #elves
Eärendil is standing on a bowsprit with the sun behind him. He is looking out of the fram smilling with a hand over his head.
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
RIGHT i literally pointed at my screen today and to my partner was like ‘if whumptober was a person’
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san @shrikeseams.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Ungoliant's silkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Latest two commissions! Fingolfin (post-Helcaraxë ear-frostbite 80s action hero edition) and Maglor (post Dagor Bragollach burn recovery era) ✨ As such, I have two commission slots available at the end of my queue — zizkhanart.carrd.co 😁 #silmarillion #silmart #fingolfin #maglor #tolkien
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
truly she would challenge him to a FIGHT
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Keeping up my ‘remembering to post art here’ streak, here is some Elrond and Celebrían cheek kissing, ie me practicing a semi realistic style! #silmarillion #silmart #elrond #celrond #lotr
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goldenatreides / gemsoflasgalen @goldenatreides.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
art train! no pressure, just vibes 🚂🚂 @balrogballs.bsky.social @peasant-player.bsky.social @mgcoco.bsky.social @lyragoth.bsky.social @shairondriel.bsky.social
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Continuing my ‘actually sharing my art here’ streak, here’s a commission from November based on my own fic, featuring Elwing my beloved, pictured here in Aman. Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/73535261 More Silm Art: zizkhanart.carrd.co #silmarillion #elwing #silmart #lordoftherings
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
‘oh noooo i’m so sad (pls fuck me)’ - elrond peredhel national anthem
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Truly my favourite elf to draw!!!
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Erin @chandlerin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Elrond 100% cuts grief bangs after Elros dies
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Balls (Balrog) @balrogballs.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
an EXCELLENT idea. more elronds with bangs, i say!
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