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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼

@balondie.bsky.social
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34 From MT. ♈♈♋. Swifitie since 06: Red/Rep/Evermore/Midnights/TTPD I like crochet, dogs, football, hockey, baseball, craft beer, margaritas, and the great outdoors. Bama, Steelers, Griz, LA Kings, Texas Rangers Future personal trainer Always a shit-talk

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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I know Airplane gets quoted a lot, but I feel like it's underrated. It is my go to movie when I'm in need of an easy laugh
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Over the damn moon to finally have a title for my romance novel AND IT WAS IN FRONT OF ME THE WHOLE DAMN TIME I'm so damn pleased. I even rewrote the synopsis and now I can redo a bunch of character and plot work but omg, it's elating
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
She just comes in, while I'm having lunch and dumps signage we have no room for in this store 🙃 I'm still very suspicious as to why she's here
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Very suspicious of my district manager who is going to drive an hour+ out of her way to "drop off signs" when my marketing manager already dropped some off last week. My district manager was in my store two weeks ago, so I am truly perplexed as to what is going on.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This GOP war with the Pope might be the new dumbest thing they’ve done, and as usual, it’s completely self-inflicted.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Happy Aries Stellium Day 🔥 Celebrate this cosmic event by setting something on fire 🔥
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It's my balloon day 😘😘 send an angry email to your Senators in my honor
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Celebrating Zinke's retirement 🥳🥳
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Zinke retires and a podcast bitch takes up the mantle What a day
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Zinke not filing for reelection just before the blood moon lunar eclipse feels very cosmic
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Gianforte looks like the personification of the first spork
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
(I keep wanting to make jokes about running for/being Governor, but it's really not a joke)
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
There's one, ONE, computer at work that I can do all my different weekly tasks and guess which one my coworker is currently hogging 😭
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Don't mind me. Just having another existential crisis. Feel so torn down and exhausted today
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Successfully got rid of the first round of stuff I posted on the free pages. I still have the closet of arts and crafts hell and my yarn and fabric stashes to get through but I'm thinking I'll get through that all today and hopefully also get rid of it
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Starting the year off by having a clean out day. A lot of the stuff will be posted on free pages on fb, some stuff will be donated and other stuff will be trash. Only been at this for a little bit and I'm already feeling lighter.
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Working on my no buy/low spend list for 2026. Most of the rules I've had for the last two years are going to be carried over, but I do have a few amendments to make based off the areas I was a little too lenient Hopefully can get more debt paid down and get into a house this year
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Trying to finish up a pillow to add to one of the baskets I'm making for the fundraiser for a local crisis nursery and I have just realized I don't know where the blanket I made for this basket is 😭 and I need to get these baskets delivered tonight 😭😭😭
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Spent $100 and made 8 meal bags that I'm dropping off at little free libraries after work. 4 are breakfast themed and 4 are lunch themed and then there are 2 left over bags. Also found loaves of bread for $1 and bought 8. 3 are going to stay at work and 5 will also go to LFBs.
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Can I go back to bed yet? So sleepy
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Currently working on ending my back log of projects 😅 If you know me, you know that I have the tendency to start a lot of wips and not finish them. Right now and including this sweater, I have 4 projects that I have to clear before I can start something new 😅😅
A rust brown sweater being crocheted using the granny stitch with a red hook that has a wooden handle. Currently working on a sleeve.
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Love that people want to act bamboozled by snow in October. Baby, I was ready for snow a couple weeks ago when it was 80+ in September. This is Montana, snow flies whether you like it or not. Plus, I'm fully obstinate about it because I know people asking if I'm ready are not and so of course I am
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Seantaclaus @seantaclaus.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Having the worst "told ya so" moment re: dc take over I wanna barf
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Been at work for like an hour and a half and I already want to quit
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God @thegodshow.com · 26/05/2025
They pretend that the USA was founded as a Christian nation. Then they pretend and insist they’re Christians. Then they govern like the motherfucking antichrist.
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Very close to quitting because I'm so over having to rehash the easiest things every week.
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 13/05/2025
Let’s clear something up: SNAP stands for Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program — the LARGEST federal program to fight hunger in the country! It blows my mind that the party that touts its “Christian values” is the same party that is SET on taking food from the hungry.
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 08/05/2025
Senate Democrats can’t give away their leverage on a crypto-friendly bill that would enable Trump’s corruption. A vote is expected in 90 minutes, so call your senators NOW: indivisible.org/resource/cal...
Leah Greenberg on Bluesky: “We're hearing rumors that Ds have worked out a deal to allow a cloture vote (ie, give up their leverage to stop the bill) in exchange for a vote on an amendment (which will fail).
That's not acceptable. We need real opposition to Trump's corruption, not procedural gimmicks. Call your Senators now:”
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Finding a torsion bar for the Astro van may actually be what sends me over the edge. I have called 60+ junk yards all over the country trying to find one and they are either the wrong year or length 😭😭😭
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
My eye has been twitching on and off for over a week now and it is driving me insane.
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Really excited to kiss the small amount of savings I have good-bye today between the van and the tundra I hate it here 😭😭
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
You are a hypocrite if you are celebrating Christ this weekend while cheering for a Tyrant… You just are.
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I'm so jealous of everyone who gets to go to the Rally in Missoula today 😭😭 #fighttheoligarchy
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I would but Gianforte would probably use state police with ice
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Me chasing my employee who was giggling at someone dumpster diving
The angry goose meme asking why something was funny when it should not have been
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
When you find a new song to obsess over and listen to exclusively for the next 10 days
Picture of SpongeBob standing with his eyes closed and smiling in front of two large speakers that are blasting music
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I am so pissed about my market manager coming in today. 2+ hours of time wasted.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It's a wonder I'm not bald with a drinking problem because being a manager makes me wanna scream, pull out my hair and drink No matter how much I go over the same things, it never changes.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Am I depressed because of what's happening or am I depressed because of the people who somehow didn't see it coming? Both. It's both.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Foxtrot Delta Tango ;)
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 03/04/2025
America just shot itself in the nuts to “own the libs”
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/04/2025
Just a reminder that Grubhub is a Bezos/Amazon joint. Delete your Grubhub app and leave them behind. 🙏💙
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Samm🖤🐍✌🏼 @balondie.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Since we don't get balloons here, I went and got them from twitter Happy birthday to me 🎉
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
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Original Berf of Chicagoland @kdc.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I think once people stop waiting for one person or one big galvanizing moment to "save us" and realize this is gonna take a lot of work from a lot of people for a long time we will maybe get somewhere.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Yep
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