BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 51m“Should’ve specified blue RASPberry instead of blue berry cotton candy...” 25611 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 16/10/2026“He meant a bigger body when he got a wish for a big belly… oops!” 320629 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 15/10/2026“They’re calling Tuba a leaf for the way he’s getting blown (up)!” 329353 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 14/10/2026“If you’re gonna heckle him, why not take him on in the ring yourself?” 518640 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026“As the leaves fall off, so does his dieting plans!” 217630 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“He may be a NPC character, but he’s got fans that treat him like the star of the show!” A birthday gift for @thatweridboi.bsky.social ! Enjoy, friend! 133363 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 10/10/2026“Be sure you have a spare juicing hose ready in case a subject can’t fit through the valve! Otherwise, that blueberry goes boom!” 528753 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“He must’ve gotten a lot of side-eyes at the symposiums back in the day…” 440768 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Looks like the store had another pair of these! Albeit the packaging was a little different..." 324946 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“One of the benefits to this job is the great view of part of the facility!” 540979 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“For some reason, Tuba still got a reaction on his nature walk despite his advice with leaves of three…” 539068 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“All it takes is one P-Balloon to rip a perfectly good outfit into shreds… worth it though!” 534358 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I normally don’t like making vent posts, but I figured I should apologize if there won’t be art these next few days, as the program I use (IbisPaint) currently has a bug that won’t let me access the app at all. I’m hoping sooner rather than later, but regardless, I’m sorry for the inconvenience! 6250 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“I hate modern lingo, but man… is this bird truly getting slimed fr fr.” Fanart for Akhi over on FA! 115520 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Falco’s not too fond of these new suits but I think it fits him well! And his ego, too.” 327557 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“His fat is a good distraction from the fact that he’s drinking eggplant soda…” Figured I‘d try and do something for #FatBearWeek before it ends… 🐻❄️🍆 321454 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“So that wasn’t a cheeseburger with extra cheese layered all around it…” 222136 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“I feel like getting blown up like a balloon is karma for having such a tedious dungeon…” 124055 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026God the Polar Bear from Ice Climber has always been cool as fuck… He’s up in the ranks with this dude too 150 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“I can’t WAIT to bomb some dodongo snakes!” 211314 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Crows being held in real life is always adorable to see! A look of content and feeling safe! 010 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“He keeps letting me have his bananas in exchange for… dog food… yeah….” 016927 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“I can only imagine all the food from the storage unit just so happened to magically disappear…” 125057 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“I wonder if the little crow is more confused why he’s being held, or why the person who’s holding him has a huge ass…” 219138 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Getting up and down places is easy enough as a balloon, but it’s especially easy on a ladder!” 333061 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… a bird about to eat a plane…” 520545 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“No matter how much they bully each other, they won’t be able to if the two are big blimps!” 318234 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Lemme guess, he uses UberEats because of his uber size (and uber laziness)…” 421242 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“He should’ve specified he just wanted to be pear-shaped, rather than a pear!” 419233 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“I give him 5 minutes tops that there won’t be a drop left.” 320441 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“T-t-that… was the only yoga ball we had left…” 620527 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“An ass that huge needs a wall to lean on, so be careful if you’re- …or not…” 526759 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Slime™, now available in blueberry flavors!” 531666 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“When he says “well excuuuuuuse me, princess,” he really means it!” 320241 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“I knew bomb arrows were a thing but balloon arrows? Where can I get some!” 8499105 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“Nothing like celebrating Labor Day like working part-time as a big beach ball!” 621947 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“I hear bearded vultures love their bones, but some love balloons as well!” Happy (late) International Vulture Appreciation Day! Featuring @blubberbeak.bsky.social’s Jimmy! 127456 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“It’s either this or all the other boring channels on this… TV…!” 319032 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“I never Tuba knew how to be a crowposer in belly melodies!” 538272 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“Good thing a ballooned whale is easier to move than a beached whale!” A thing for @asbigasawhale.bsky.social, enjoy friend! 524251 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"I wonder if any major retailers have these pants in stock to try on!" 340685 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“He’s making that wide-eyed look like it’s OUR fault he wanted to be tied and filled up with air… the audacity!” 427052 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 30/08/2026“Nothing like representing the biggest cartoon weaponry company in a XXXXXXXL suit and a cigar!” 123045 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“You gotta admit, ACME has some powerful products even if they can be faulty sometimes. I mean, two blimps for one airtank?! Awesome!” 341187 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026“Tuba here wanted to act like a dirty bird, but ended up having a little too much fun…” 119238 0
BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"He's just one tiny push from rolling away uncontrollably!" 9514115 0
