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BalloonBoyUK

@balloonboyuk.bsky.social
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South-East UK, Autistic male, single, heterosexual, middle-aged, Black, PhD student, loves World Cinema and Balloons!

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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 16h
The real question should be WHY would someone want 1200 copies of Wedding Crashers, regardless of how they acquired them?! 🤷‍♂️
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh look: an all-caps reply. Definitely the response from a real genus there! 🙄
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And you’ve spoken that exactly like a true white person who’s never had to worry about any kind of bigotry or intolerance in their entire life…
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The world indicates a desire for a speedy end to Trump as well! 🤣
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can’t include the price of an evening meal in your cinema excursion! So your trip to the cinema was actually only $44, not the much higher price you claimed! You idiot! 🤣
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtu.be/qCv-yPFxRTQ?...
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Jeffrey Archer clip on Have I Got News For You
YouTube video by Kane Dexter
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No great loss to society. He was a convicted criminal, a liar, and a scummy politician too!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, it isn’t. The film’s utter garbage.
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you’re spending $50 dollars each, to see a movie, you’re going to the wrong movie theatre! 😂
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No big loss!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, I endured all of it yesterday at my local cinema, and it’s absolute crap! Just lots of old men ranting and shouting at each other, blaming others for the problems they themselves caused.
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Agreed. It’s a Republican/Trump wet-dream brought to life: a film filled with stupid characters doing stupid things, simply because they can. It’s a vile piece of filmmaking!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Saw it today. It totally sucks! An absolute wretched turd of a film!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
America has fallen! America has sunk! America is now officially a cesspit!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RFK Jnr - That’s what’s going on! Incompetence and ignorance all rolled into one, worm-brained fucking imbecile! And he controls what you eat and drink. Look how well it’s going for you, America! 🤣
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She could theoretically sue the State for incompetence. Allowing a prisoner to be injected twice with Sodium Pentathol, and it doesn’t actually kill them, is heinously cruel and malicious!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
…since Donald Trump’s attempted assassination, you mean?! 🤣
Image shows 1970’s American artist Bob Ross painting a fake portrait picture of Trump during the Trump assassination, with blood covering Trump’sear, that the bullet supposedly scraped. The quote underneath the image reads: “Gonna take our Heinz Red and paint in some happy little glass scrapes here.”
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If A.I. is so smart at medical operations, let it perform a lobotomy live on TV on RFK Jnr! Only if he survives, will I then trust it. 😂
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What kind of sick **** shoots an animal “at least a dozen times”?! 🤬
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
American food slop, aimed at Americans with slop for brains! 🤮
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What a douche that bloke is! 🤦‍♂️
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Racial slurs weren’t funny in 2019, 2010, 2000, the 1990’s, the 1980’s, or any decade before that, except for when used by racist assholes and white supremacists. Sorry kid, but take this as a harsh life lesson.
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s NOT a real place! Stop panicking! 🤦‍♂️
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You do know that fruit and veg have been recalled this year, over contaminations too?! You’d literally be safer killing and eating a human being right now, under the Trump/Kennedy FDA! 🤣
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not even fruit and veg are safe in America. Over 1000 foods have been recalled since the start of 2026! That’s more than 26 x items every week this year! I’d urge you to check the FDA Recalled Foods database tout-suite!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The info is available free elsewhere, you muppet!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At this rate, it’ll be safer for Americans to kill one another and consume the corpses! 🤣 Keep on winning, America under Trump! 🤦‍♂️
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#ETTD #AllUSAFoodWillKillYou
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The sooner he dies, the better!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trumplethindick can defend his ban however he wants, BUT that doesn’t change the fact it’s illegal, unconstitutional, and he’ll lose any court case that fights his ban, before being forced to allow these news companies back! So he’s just being a dildo again!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think you mean murderers!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Another senseless, unwarranted, illegal murder by S.S. ICE scumbags! 🤦‍♂️
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finally, you return. Of course, nothing much has happened since you’ve been away, so there’ll be bugger-all to discuss… Well, apart from everything that actually HAS happened… 🤣
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wrong. He IS the petulant toddler! 😂
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You mean Trumpministan, surely?
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Come the final day of his term, if he refuses to leave, just shoot him dead. No one will care, and everyone will celebrate. 😂
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It was a blatantly racist and degrading ad, that only proves we need more DEI hires, rather than all-white staffing, as no one of colour/ethnicity would’ve ever allowed this monstrosity to have ever been greenlit, let alone get created!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck Trump, and his childish bans! We never had fake news until we had a fake president, with a fake tan, fake hair, fake family, fake I.Q., fake marriage, fake career, and fake everything else. We should really remove fake presidents and their fake Administrations too!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You mean Trumpministan, surely? Or Trussia? Or the Disunited States Of Tangerine? Or Shitsville?
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Petulant Pedo President has now banned CNN, Politico, and MSNow from the Shite House Press Corp. he’s a fucking degenerate, lying piece-of-shit!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hope he died painfully!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wish someone would demolish every bone in Trump’s fat carcass, and do the world a huge favour! 🤞
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just terminate Trump, and go do the world a favour! No one will care who does it, or how, nor when. Just bloody well eradicate the Tangerine Tampon and do it soon!!!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is anything safe to eat or drink in Trumpministan these days?! 😂
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why not just use the first two of Asimov’s Law’s Of Robotics?! 1) An A.I. may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2) An A.I. must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the 1st Law. Seems simple enough.
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He really should stop breathing! Now THAT would be a relief to the entire world! 🤣
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And Trump fell asleep AGAIN during the reading of the victim’s names! He needs to be put to sleep permanently! 🤬
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Let’s all remember Chucky Kirk, as he goes down in history… and then down a little to the left. 🤣
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Come back to the debate when your I.Q. has at least become the same size as your footwear, but perhaps not as big as your waistline! 👍 Until then, go suck Chucky’s mildewed cock!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kirk was a scummy, bigoted, ugly, gap-toothed, motherfucking grifter of epic proportions. Fuck Chucky Kirk and fuck his crazed supporters too!
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