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BalloonBoyUK

@balloonboyuk.bsky.social
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South-East UK, Autistic male, single, heterosexual, middle-aged, Black, PhD student, loves World Cinema and Balloons!

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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Laura Loomer’s latest racist rant just demonstrates what a callous, bigoted, twisted individual she is. Oh, and for what it’s worth, there’s less plastic in the entirety of the world’s oceans, than there are in whatever’s left of Laura Loomer’s face! 😂
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today’s Daily Star front cover!
The image shows the front cover of the UK’s Daily Star newspaper from Tuesday 14th April 2026, featuring the controversial A.I. image posted by Donald Trump on his own Truth Social feed, depicting him as Jesus healing a sick man whilst others gaze upon his amazing God-like healing powers. The image comes with the headline: “You’re not the Messiah, you’re a very naughty boy”, which is a parody of the infamous Monty Python’s Life Of Brian film from 1979, which was also found blasphemous too on its initial release.
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@number10cat.bsky.social Larry, you were on last night’s episode of THE DAILY SHOW on Comedy Central! 😱 😊 Look for Season 31 Episode 42 (with Desi Lydic), and watch the final 60 seconds, the “Moment Of Zen”. It features you in a GBNews segment. Congrats! You looked awesome! 👏
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
So SNL: UK is premiering as I speak tonight, started off with a dire political opening sketch, but it’s very quickly redeemed itself with a wonderful opening with Tina Fey (and surprise guests), and a hilariously filthy faux ad for skin cream. My hopes for it have dramatically increased! 👍
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
So Trump bombs Iran… He’s just a warmongering bastard, with an itchy trigger finger, who is simply looking for any excuse to murder black-and-brown-skinned people who sound “foreign” to him. This is all this is! He’s a bored little racist who enjoys killing people he doesn’t personally like! 🤦‍♂️
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Saddened to learn that the great actor Tom Noonan, best known for his chilling portrayal of sociopathic serial-killer Francis Dollarhyde in MANHUNTER has died at the age of just 74. Rest In Peace, Sir! I’ll miss you hugely! 😭 Lovemaking Scene (Mostly Safe For Work) youtu.be/KaENXB7xRoE?...
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"Manhunter" (1986): Tiger Scene
YouTube video by hiilppp
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
2/2: No, it’s all me, me, me, wah, wah, wah!!! 🤦‍♂️ 🤣 🙄 What a fucking whiney little cuntflap! How can you tolerate this degenerate orange douchecanoe, America? He shames your nation and he shames your people! 🤮
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
1/2 Trump’s being a whiny fucking dickhead, in his latest, rambling, incoherent word-salad of a Press Statement about Tariffs, which the Supreme Court has (presumably) shot down as being illegal. What a shame the Tangerine Tampon can’t accept a legal decision with dignity! (Cont…)
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
WARNING: DISTRESSING CONTENT Uncensored and uncut footage of the murder of an innocent man today in Minneapolis… bsky.app/profile/azin...
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Jesus fucking Christ, America. How much lower are you wanting to sink?! Today an ICE agent appears to murder a man who is being thoroughly beaten-up by several other ICE agents, and is then murdered for not complying. You’ve officially reached peak-Fascism! Congratulations! Mob rule has now won! 🤦‍♂️
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
If anyone wants to see how Dementia affects a human being in real-time, just switch on your news channel, and watch Donald Trump ramble through a litany of completely and demonstrably provable bullshit right now! Everything he says, is a fucking lie! Every. Single. Fucking. Word!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Trump claims to have ended the war between Congo and Rwanda! Really? REALLY?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Anyone else watching the Trump word salad press conference, and thinking his “One Year Anniversary Dossier” supposedly containing lists of 10,000 of “worst of worst” (sic) is just printed pages of random bullshit that will contain not a single ounce of truth in it?! Someone terminate Trump ASAP!!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Trump is a megalomaniac, and his constant bleatings that he “wants” / “deserves” / “needs” Greenland, are the rantings of a real whackjob! The world needs to put us out of our misery, and terminate Trump! He’s a literal Hitler, and the world doesn’t want him!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
For the love of God, Planet Earth, and the entire World’s sanity, can someone, anyone, please remove Trump from the entire face of the planet, before he does any more damage to it?! Please?! 🤷‍♂️ He is an unhinged dicktator, and I am fucking sick of his bullying antics! 😡
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Is anyone else sick to death of fucking Trump?! 🤷‍♂️ All he does is meddle in other nation’s affairs, like the bullying shit he is, and causing problems everywhere he goes, and in everything he does. It’s just “Do as I say, or I’ll go to war with you”! 🤬 What a cretinous thug turd he is! 😩
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I cannot believe what I’m seeing at today’s White House Press Conference with JD Vance! What a fucking idiot and a hypocrite! He has brass nuts to dare lecture Americans about not pre-judging people, and then immediately pre-judges people! He’s such a dick! Fuck ICE!!! 🤬
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Is anyone else baffled at how Trump can send US soldiers into Venezuela, scoop-up that country’s leader and First Lady; then escape them to the US, and have them put on trial on flimsy drugs charges?! If the US can do that, why can’t other nations enter America, scoop-up Trump, and prosecute him?!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Today, American Democracy has died, and Donald Trump is balls-deep in its corpse!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
When Trump finally snuffs-it - when and however they might be - I want someone to publish The Trump Bible: a complete written document of every batshit thing he’s said, Tweeted, or spoken of, in chronological order, with all the unredacted flubs, errors and fuck-ups included!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
From now on, if you are under-30 years old, and you support Trump the Republicans, and/or Reform UK, then we’re now going to name you Little Shitlers, or members of the Shitler Youth, because that’s what you are! #ShitlerYouth #LittleShitlers
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Last night, SOUTH PARK decided to air a controversial moment so shocking, that you won’t believe it! It is hysterically offensive, so be warned, and it’s absolutely NOT SAFE FOR WORK! 🤣 Enjoy… and you will enjoy this! youtu.be/Afetnw70S04
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The PSA contains synthetic media | South Park
YouTube video by South Park Studios
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“One Big Beautiful Bill”. One Disgusting Horrendous President. One Sickening Piece Of Legislation. One More Colossal Fuck-Up For The USA.
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Today’s DAILY MAIL (3rd July 2025) is an absolute fucking disgrace! 🤬 Never have I seen a bigger, more disgusting and more offensively callous and cruel attack on a female politician, absolutely dripping with vitriol, bullying, and misogyny! Anyone who finds this funny, should be ashamed! 👎👎👎
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
You know that 1983 sci-fi series “V” about how fascism returns to the USA? Welcome to “V”everybody… ….Only a little over 30 years late, but incredibly accurate it would seem. (And yes, the fascists wore red clothing in V too.) youtu.be/_9sKyCjdwgE?...
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V-The Mini series trailer
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
It was my birthday yesterday - 13th April. I treated myself to this delightfully lovely balloon! 😍 It’s 5ft tall and 4.5ft wide! This thing is huge, and comes in two colours: deep pink and red. I got one of each! (Only the deep pink one is shown in the photo.)
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Yes, a dose of Trump tariffs helps the economy go down The economy go down The economy go down Just a dose of Trump tariffs helps the economy go down In a most disgusting way!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
America: Wake the fuck up! The Tangerine Tampon doesn’t give a fuck about you! Get rid of him, his presidency, his team, and stop buying American products! Teach him a lesson that you will NOT tolerate his shit any longer!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
With further apologies to Dr Seuss… I DO NOT LIKE THAT WEIRDO MUSK. I DO NOT LIKE HIM IN THE GOVERNMENT I DO NOT LIKE HIM NOW OR THEN I DO NOT LIKE THIS BASTARD SPACE KAREN. I DO NOT LIKE THAT ABSURDLY RICH OLD MAN I DO NOT WANT HIM AROUND AGAIN! 2/2
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
With apologies to Dr Seuss… I DO NOT LIKE THAT MAN DONALD TRUMP. I DO NOT LIKE HIM WITH HIS WIFELY LUMP. I DO NOT LIKE HIM HERE OR THERE. I DO NOT LIKE HIM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE THAT ORANGE MAN I DO NOT LIKE HIM AS PRESIDENT OF UNCLE SAM. 1/2
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I’d really like the police to bring Gene Hackman, his wife, and their dog back to life, and swap them for the cold, dead corpses of Trump, Vance, and Musk, then no one would care if the latter had died under mysterious circumstances.
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Donald Trump has proven he is unfit to hold the rank of President! What an utterly disgraceful way to treat another country’s leader, and all because you’re a gigantic Tangerine Tampon with no control over your ego. J.D. Vance was no better! America has disgraced the entire world today!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Journalists: start calling Trump’s bullshit out! Start calling him names. Belittle him, humiliate him, degrade him, embarrass him - and do it publicly, for everyone to see! Say it loudly and proudly: I DO NOT SUPPORT THE TANGERINE TAMPON, NOR ELONIA MUSKRAT, FOR THEY ARE NOT MY PRESIDENT!
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year to you All! 🥳 It’s officially 2025, and let’s hope this year is a great one for all of us! May all your dreams and wishes come true! 👏👏👏
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BalloonBoyUK @balloonboyuk.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hello BlueSky’ers! My first account on this new platform, and I look forward to occasionally engaging with you. I enjoy World Cinema: films not in English, and as someone with Asperger’s, I also enjoy balloons too, as they help me cope with things. Looking forward to seeing what happens on here! 🎈
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