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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 18h

@netw3rk.bsky.social @tylerparker.bsky.social I read this three minutes after listening to this section of today’s podcast

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just saw a pro-MLB owners commercial urging fans to demand a salary cap, and it’s too damn early in the morning for me to find the Tim Robinson hot dog gif and add text of the billionaires demanding we find the guys who aren’t spending money on their teams (so imagine it yourself)

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There’s an alternate reality where the Red Sox traded Meyer and Campbell for Crochet and I’d like to live there please

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

October baseball isn't going to be the same without Yankees legend "Mr. April" Aaron Judge

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Should’ve had Rick Porcello walk him off the mound

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@redsoxstats.bsky.social Does Burgos get a gold watch as he’s escorted out of the One Save Club?

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

FWIW would love to see him spending more time at Ford’s Theatre

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Nearly an early-2010s era horror show at the Trop tonight for the Sox, I will ride the wrecking ball when they tear that building down

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Seahawks’ stadium sounds a little too much like it’s sponsored by the company from Severance.

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Yankee Stadium is a good place for Anthony to ease back into things, gotta love these AAA-sized crowds

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

It finally happened to us! 10/10, no notes

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Let me tell you about another Rockstar…from Nazareth

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Trying to cook up a Dolly Parton post that will lead to me getting fired from my job thanks to the right-wing thought police but nothing’s coming to me

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I 100% stand by this post I made on Facebook 10 years ago

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Red Sox propaganda machine deliberately timed it so reports of Anthony hitting BP and Crochet throwing both came out today, and it’s working on me

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Chat it was way worse than I thought it would be

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Patiently waiting five minutes before throwing my phone across the room when I see the return on the Rustchman trade

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Trade deadline is the same as it ever was, watching all the guys the Sox were “in on” get dealt elsewhere and wondering what their backup plan is

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Don’t know what the big deal about the Dodgers is, has any other team tried to just go into their stadium and sweep them? Seems easy

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Do you have tonight’s lotto numbers too?

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

“Red Sox the hottest team in the Majors going into the break” still doesn’t sound right

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Whoever the British PM is this week is texting Trump for the FIFA guy’s number

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

You can listen to Thunder Road while watching the fireworks. It’s not illegal. No one can stop you.

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If this game was gonna be fixed wouldn’t it be fixed FOR the US?

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I don’t know anything about the Swedish national team, but it’d be fun if it made sense to say “Lindelöf has great ideas but can’t figure out how to finish”

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Just beeped at a group of Scotsmen who were walking down Route 1 in Attleboro, what a thrill

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Scotland fans are gonna go home and just straight roast the Red Sox

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I was the only one in my family who didn’t hear the meteor explode today, despite the fact that I’m also the only one who has read every space-related Wikipedia article. It’s just not fair.

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I don’t think I’ve ever made a better investment than buying a lifetime Plex Pass for $79.99 five years ago (today they raised the price to $759.99); I remember agonizing over whether or not it would be worth it. Now I’ve gotta make sure I save the password for my kids before my dementia sets in.

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I have a feeling that the contract John Henry offered Little Joe was as insulting as the one they sent to Mookie

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

If you’re gonna dine with them cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you’re gonna get eaten youtu.be/XlOjBoVuzyY?...

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Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Cannibal's Hymn (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

There’s a video going around of a guy proposing to his girlfriend on the Fenway jumbotron and she says “no.” Why does everything have to be a symbol with this team?

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

You wouldn’t expect the Moby-Dick account to hate Phish so much

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Sometimes hitting “Shuffle All” on a Saturday morning really pays off

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Matthew Balliro, PhD @balliro.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

When the Sox get one run off Cam Schlittler

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