Reposted by BallantynePeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" 4352941
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm not racist, but I do believe nearly all RAM truck owners are unpleasant people to be on the road with. 000
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This story is worth burning a gift link. If it does not win a Pulitzer, the entire process is bullshit. www.theverge.com/report/10021...theverge.comPotato by airMillennial potato subsidy 011
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They really screwed the pooch on this one www.reuters.com/world/shinyh...reuters.comShinyHunters hackers say they breached FBI, stole data on bureau employeesThe digital extortion group known as "ShinyHunters" said on Tuesday that it had breached the Federal Bureau of Investigation and stolen data on a huge number of current and former FBI employees. 010
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'll concede Naperville is weirdly racist, but is like to nominate Barrington for cluelessly racist. 110
Reposted by BallantynePatrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise. 263125692
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Dungeon Crawler Carl slashfic we all know someone has made. 020
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As a Middle School teacher this applies to the kids as well 020
Reposted by BallantyneJay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 13/09/2026should add a “touch grass” button that bricks the app for four hours whenever you touch it. floats across the screen randomly during heated disputes and you have to dodge it like frogger to keep arguing 1020524
Reposted by BallantyneJay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026 200308665020
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Fuck these fucking assholes. www.whitehouse.gov/arcade/whitehouse.govArcade 000
Reposted by BallantynePK Sullivan @pksullivan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I did! And I have video of the governor’s Malört face! 011
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sure, you had a nice Sunday, but did you spend it breaking a world record with @govpritzker.illinois.gov pouring shots of Malört at the bar before toasting with all of us? 122
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026To be fair, Lucky's dad has had it coming for a while. 100
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I spotted a surprise partial lunar eclipse on my walk tonight 000
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We truly lost one of the best of us. youtu.be/eojJTLf-mIo?...youtu.beDolly Parton & Kermit The Frog – “Everyday People” from 'Dolly' episode 5 (1987)YouTube video by Jason Kottke 000
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Not going to lie, you sound like the type of parents that teachers tell stories about. I'm going to guess you send to the teacher a lot of emails. 100
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026In my school, only the kid touches the phone. It is slipped into a Yondr pouch and closed. The kid retains control of the phone. No admin or teacher takes the phone at any point. Most kids just leave the phone in their locker. 100
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I found a job that robots have legitimately taken. This used to be a kiosk with a very sullen teenager working at it a mere 5 years ago. 000
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Great job, now I spend 5 minutes of class policing Yondr pouches rather than phones, you really saved the day with this problem that we had already spent years solving in more empathetic ways that meet our students' needs. 200
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Man, this joke hasn't gotten old in 40 years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqkT...youtube.comHistory of the world Part 1 - Fuck The PoorYouTube video by Doru Letz 000
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Hair Furor, might I inquire about the truck collecting junk? 000
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026How many people do you think signed off on calling it the back-to-school issue? 000
Reposted by Ballantyne852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274164512321
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Cards Against Humanity is at it again: www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofri...cardsagainsthumanity.comWho wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends. 000
Reposted by BallantyneStrictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 12/08/2026A few months later.... 3944280
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Self hosting a server is a game changerstatic.klipy.comMs Msxoxm's Pirate Cat on Ship DeckALT: Ms Msxoxm's Pirate Cat on Ship Deck 030
Reposted by BallantyneCody Ziglar @ NYCC AA-E38 @yayforzig.bsky.social · 03/08/202615 years ago today Miles Morales debuted in Ultimate Fallout 4 it completely changed my life. Getting to write for Miles was one of the highlights of my life & career & I’ll be forever be thankful for getting to leave my mark. Anyone can wear the mask yall & don’t you ever forget it! 343870
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Update, there was a line, but the people ahead of us are telling us all about it, they're fans 000
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 02/08/2026My wife just asked me if I think there will be a line for the cheese fortune teller at our local library's birthday bash. Weird thing is, I don't know if there will be. 200
Ballantyne @ballantyne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Mitch McConnell will give a press conference as soon as the muppeteers can decide who will do the voice. 120
