The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 15/10/2026We’ve had Hannah with an abacus, Blunt in the shower. What would your Traitors stance be? I’d do this. 3271 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 15/10/2026James Blunt is starting to resemble evil Clare Balding. 2322 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Remembering John Lennon on his birthday. Peace and love. 1575 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Joe and Hannah in the turret trying to decide who to kill. 170 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kemp is really starting to resemble the famous Ross Kemp folds account 1203 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Some fun facts about Sting: 1) Sting found fame with The Police (photo l-r: Stewart Copeland, Andy Summers & Sting) - a band of vigilantes obsessed with exposing everyday criminality. Relationships have been fraught over the decades but there is talk of a reunion. 1142 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026‘I’ve just told everyone I’m a traitor by mistake.’ 1351 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ramos one goal, one assist inside half an hour. Ronaldo at home in speedos and espadrilles, tears rolling down his cheeks. 2232 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Claudia Winkleman with winner Alan Carr. Celebrity Traitors season 1. 1291 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do love Horowitz’ murder mysteries and enjoying the Marble Hall series where Lesley Manville’s character tries to solve wordplay clues with the beautifully anagrammatical detective Atticus Pünd - A stupid cunt. 1140 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Remarkable game with the scoreline flattering South Africa. Australia led by 25 points with 15 to go (can’t remember the last time anyone did that to SA) but then incredibly were down to 11 men for the last ten mins and just held on. Les Kiss has done an amazing job and the canary yellows are back. 170 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Out of all the stats that are available, I often think this one is quite telling and highlights how well England played and how hard Spain had to work. Gordon, Anderson, Lewis-Skelly & Bellingham excellent but the back four needs a lot of work. 240 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026To be fair to Derby, ‘a glass of jizz’ is the perfect metaphor for what they’ve been serving up on the pitch this season. 3351 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Final one on Partidge’s phone-in. Frank says ‘Good joke.’ (Thank you very much). He then says he’s had a season ticket for 48 years and has one pint BEFORE kick off which reminds me of a time I went to Goodison to see Everton v Derby. A friend’s dad worked on the gate & said they’d get us in free. 110 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nollaig says he remembers Robbie Fowler’s cocaine snorting celebration. Not sure what that’s got to do with anything but halcyon days indeed. 110 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Boronalli says ‘C'est ça un Premier Ministre, aussi nono que son électorat. ;)’ which I believe is French for, ‘If your Prime Minister was Australian, he’d be electrocuted.’ Something there, that we can all get on board with. 1100 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026BRC 2 says ‘NFL watcher don’t do it.’ For those of you who don’t know, NFL is America’s leading sport where fans get drunk watching adverts for three and a half hours while some men in fancy dress stand on the sidelines. 2120 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Margaret says that it’s a terrible idea with children present. The flaw in Margaret’s thinking is she thinks it’s a 45 minute game so when she realises it’s actually 90 minutes she’ll probably agree that no law-abiding citizen should be asked to go 90 minutes without alcohol. 130 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Controversial but understandable as it must be nigh on impossible to watch Everton sober. 4733137 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This is bloody brilliant. Intriguing, surprising and a wonderful cast including the legend, Ted Levine. 031 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Be honest now, who amongst us can honestly say, we’ve never pulled out of Ed Sheeran. 3244 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is exactly what a half-sentient Russian robot would write. 1160 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Greatest athlete you might not know? Herbie Farnworth born in Burnley, Man U wanted him to sign but his real passion was rugby league so went to Australia at 17. Accepted as the best centre in the world by Aussie media, (some accolade for an Englishman) his form this year has been sensational. 6251 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026England 2-2 or for our Australian viewers 2-2. 5363 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Pure Hollywood. Think we might be getting our first sacking of the season. 4280 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Remarkable batting by Pakistan’s debutant here. I’m going to call it Razball. 3181 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Happy birthday Franz Beckenbauer - one of the legends of the game. 79123 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Really looking forward to the new novels from these 3 wonderful writers. Kate Atkinson’s Our Noble Selves (out tomorrow). Bonnie Garmus’ (Lessons in Chemistry) second novel Peck and Peck Audrey Niffenegger’s follow-up to the T T’s Wife - Life out of Order (taken her about 20 years on and off). 020 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Richard Whitmore, Alistair Burnet and Sandy Gall. British Press Awards 1981 4311 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Next, it’ll be Save the Children and The Cat’s Protection League. 1192 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Kendall Roy, Logan Roy and Greg Hirsch. Succession, 2018-2023. 0111 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Irish sporting legend Katie Taylor’s last fight tonight. What I didn’t know until this evening is that she also represented Ireland at football playing 11 times and scoring six times. 1113 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Quick round-up of surprise starts not in the Premier Keague: PSG lose at home to Monaco and remain winless in their first three. Burnley lose again, haven’t won in 5 and are bottom of the Championship. Leicester lose 0-4 at home to Oxford and are struggling. 130 0
The Balderdook @balderdash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026‘It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratio! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.’ 26013 0