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Darcie B

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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I rarely buy from Amazon - it's a place of last resort. This list appears to have been populated because I bought a naked portafilter and a can of La Tourangelle Pistachio Oil (I couldn't find either locally). Amazon doesn't know much more about me, and I plan to keep it that way. Duck Duck Go FTW.
Screenshot of my Amazon "About You" profile. It reads as follows - Product Preferences: Prioritizes commercial-grade equipment for home use. Interests & Hobbies: Likely makes espresso and specialty coffee. Departments: Coffee equipment. Product Preferences: Likely favors La Tourangelle brand for specialty oils. Departments: Specialty cooking oils.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve often thought to myself “You know what would make everything better? If they rearranged the dishwasher tablets so the red ball was in the corner instead of the center.” Thank you, Finish, for hearing my prayers.
A Finish dishwasher tablet, now with the power ball in the upper left corner instead of in the middle. The change that absolutely no one wanted or needed.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Currently at 40!
screenshot of #39 through #44 of 38 most influential bluesky posters of 2026. GONZO is at #40.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Polly says “I may have made a mistake climbing up this tree without a plan on how to get down.”
A mostly black cat, with some very dark brown and gray patches, sits in the crook of a tree contemplating the bad choices it made to get there.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Photo of young girl with the caption “why not both?”
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Reminds me a little of one of my favorite pictures of a kitten I rescued from the alley behind our house: 
Small gray kitten peeking out from behind wooden shutters.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
PAM for baking, spray more than you think you need, and pray. I do a lot of baking in Bundts (I’m in MN - it’s practically the law), and I’ve tried everything. PAM for baking has been the best to date, about 90% clean releases. Sometimes the baking gods are just not with you, however.
A Brilliance (diamond pattern) Bundt cake with icing poured in the crevices and silver dragee placed at the intersection points.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Even here in mostly rural CD 1 Angie is cooked:
Screenshot showing Peggy Flanagan soundly beating Angie Craig in the DFL Senate Primary in Congressional District 1, 57.5 to 39.3%
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Screenshot of donation to sanctuary supply depot in the amount of $50
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My cat Barney has a thing about swinging doors: he can open them, but only in one direction. He will go through the swinging door into the kitchen, then meow plaintively from the other side until someone opens it. Maybe it’s the orangeness.
Orange tabby cat lying on the grass in the shade.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
SAME
Screenshot showing that Flavor Flav liked my post
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
Calico tabby kitten sleeping with both (polydactyl) front paws stretched out over her head. Her name is Hyacinth Roberta, but she goes by Bobbi (with an I with a heart on top).
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Find yourself a quiet spot in the shade and listen to the birds chirp.
An orange tabby cat named Barney laying next to snow on the mountain underneath some bushes
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It’s so hard to take a good selfie.
Multi-colored polydactyl tabby is reaching for the camera so it looks like she is taking a selfie.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat photo from your phone.
A fluffy black cat and an orange tabby cat stand on concrete steps next to a fence where a schnauzer-mix dog is standing. The orange cat is standing nose-to-nose with the dog, but the black cat has her tail puffed out. I take these two cats on a walk almost every day, the orange cat is Barney and the black cat is Polly (full name: polydactyly pickle jar). Barney loves the dog, whose name is Dorothy.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Someone posted about Waffle House, so I got a craving for a PEE – CAN waffle. No waffle House nearby, so I had to whip it up myself and make it on my 101-year-old cast aluminum waffle iron. 🍜🍽️ #foodsky
Three quarters of a waffle sits next to some orange segments on a Blue Willow plate. The plate sits next to a cast aluminum Wagner waffle iron with a patent date of September 1925.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
That made me hungry for waffles, and there’s no waffle House near me, so I had to whip up my own pecan waffles and cook them on my 101 year-old waffle iron.
Three quarters of a pecan waffle and some mandarin orange segments on a blue Willow plate next to a Wagner cast aluminum waffle maker with a patent date of September 1925
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Reminds me of my favorite photo of my grandfather, who was a great guy notwithstanding this depiction:
A farmer wearing a seed cap, dressed in all denim work clothes, and with a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth, has an orange cat on his lap. There is a can of Old Milwaukee beer balanced precariously on top of the cat's head. The cat does not look amused but is not trying to get away. The cat's name was either Sugar or Spice  (they were littermates who looked a lot alike and I can't remember which this was).
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I had a lovely chopped salad for lunch and was thinking to myself “I always eat healthier when when I work from home home“ - but then I remembered I had two pieces of strawberry rhubarb pie for breakfast so… (my husband ate some too, I didn’t eat all of what’s missing)
Strawberry rhubarb pie with a top crust that has heart and star cut outs. Part of the filling has bubbled over the edge of the crust and several pieces have been removed. Two by me, one by my husband.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
When you are known for bringing homemade pie, you get a lot of dinner invitations (I think they like me, too.) French silk chocolate pie with bourbon whipped cream.
Chocolate French silk pie in a flaky pastry shell topped with swirls of bourbon whipped cream, chocolate curls, and cacao nibs.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Dorian Gray says it’s not so bad, akshully.
A silky silver tabby is sitting on the corner of a bed looking handsome AF.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:
A small black and white tuxedo kitten is perched on a cloud and crescent, moon scratching post, looking up adorably at the camera. He has a white smudge on the left side of his nose.An orange tabby cat is sleeping peacefully on a vintage rocking chair. Diluted tortoiseshell, cat squints, and the camera, as if she is judging you (she IS judging you and you are failing)A tiny silver tabby kitten peaks out between two wooden shutters
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Did you Google the service number or pull it off of a bill? A lot of scammers are paying for their numbers to come up in Google searches for legitimate companies.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
In 16 years, none of our cats ever escaped the screened porch. That changed today with this guy, who ripped the *metal* screen. Luckily the neighbor saw him & texted my husband. The vet tech was right - at his last appointment she said "He looks naughty." 😂 (We have reinforced the screen with wire.)
A 7-month-old tuxedo kitten with a white bib and white smudge on the left side of his face looking at the new reinforcements on the porch screen. You can tell he will be trying to find a different way out. At his last vet visit, the vet tech said "he looks naughty." Can confirm.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I heard this is the thread to post adorable photos of kittens that were recently sent to us by the cat distribution system.
A polydactyl calico tabby kitten, sitting on my lap and making biscuits on my belly.A tuxedo cat with a white smudge on the left side of his face, a white bib, and white half mittens is posing on a cat tree in the shape of clouds and a crescent moon. His paws are draped over the moon and he’s looking up this bright yellow eyes.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Is this much cuteness even legal?! She is purring so loudly. I may be here a while.
Polydactyl calico tabby kitten (the cutest in the world), purring on my lap and making biscuits on my belly. I know you can’t see the purring, but you could probably measure it with a seismograph.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The entire Trump administration is staffed by Pakleds.
Photo of two Pakleds from Star Trek The Next Generation, with one saying to the other “he is smart”. The Trump administration is completely staffed by Pakleds.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Orange cake with dark chocolate fudge icing = deliciousness.
Layer cake with dark chocolate icing in a vintage aluminum cake carrier. There is a diamond pattern on the top of the cake with kisses of icing around the perimeter.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Post a tree you photographed.
Maple tree with deep red autumn leaves in front of a blue house.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
If it is low on refrigerant, find someone to get you a A1 tap valve and give it a squirt.
A-1 tap valve to add refrigerant to a closed system.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Dilute tortoise shell cat squinting at the camera, judging you silently.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Timeline cleanse
Peaceful sleeping kitten in front of wooden blinds. The kitty is a gray tabby with hints of orange on her nose and cheeks. Abolish ICE
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Sending joy to my friends near and far (and to my belly). I usually do this for Solstice but I got behind this year. The light returns! Huzzah!
A buche de Noel with a chocolate ganache “bark” and a coffee mascarpone filling. The log has one stubby side branch. The log is garnished with some spruce tips.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Why does it remind me of this?
Triumph the insult comic dog in front of two microphones with a cigar in his mouth
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Why does it remind me of this:
Photo of triumph, the insult, comic dog in front of two microphones with a cigar in his mouth
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
This was TaterTot. He loved everyone and made “laps” around the living room. Every time we had people over, he would sit on alternating laps.
An orange tabby with white patches sits on a rustic garden bench among ferns
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
As Paul Hollywood would say, it’s a little “rough & ready.” Framboisier from the most recent episode of GBBO. Genoise sponge, pistachio crème mousseline, fresh raspberries. I didn’t attempt the sugar dome because I didn’t have the equipment & I piped roses because fondant tastes like 💩.
Side view of cake showing a layer of green icing topped a layer of genoise sponge followed by a layer of pistachio crème mousseline in a row of have raspberries sitting on another layer of genoise. Top view of cake showing a layer of green icing topped a layer of genoise sponge followed by a layer of pistachio crème mousseline in a row of have raspberries sitting on another layer of genoise. Four burgundy buttercream roses rest on top.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Here is my five week old kitten looking very concerned, but I’d be concerned too if I were at the emergency vet. (she has a UTI, hopefully the antibiotics will allow her to get well soon.)
Tiny, gray, white and orange tabby kitten, looking up the camera with a concerned expression on its adorable little face.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
This is almost exactly the same way I found my adorable Dorian Gray, although it was a wheelbarrow instead of a trashcan.
A gorgeous silky, silver tabby cat sits on a floral bedspread. He’s very beautiful and very dumb.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I currently have a dozen (gulp) cats because we took in a pregnant friendly stray and she had five kittens.
Five 8 day old kittens in a cuddle puddle. One is a gray tabby, one is tortoise shell, and three are mostly black with white paws. Barney, an orange tabby cat, is chilling in a neighbor’s tree house. Dorian Gray, an adorable silky silver tabby cat, poses on a multicolored comforter.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Post a concert photo
Ilya Prusikin of Russian parody pop group Little Big dressed in a white Elvis style jumpsuit on stage at Skyway Theatre in Minneapolis.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Thot Squad performing at the Acadia in August 2025.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
My husband and I did not need one more cat. That's why we got one that's pregnant. 😳 A friend asked us if we could look at a friendly stray that had been hanging around after the neighbor turned it out. As soon as I touched her belly I knew why. Meet Polly Pickles, lucky feline #7. Need a GoFundMe.
Meet Polly Pickles, a small black polydactyl cat with a large belly - because it's full of kittens - who is now safe and sound. She's looking up pensively while checking out her new surroundings and plush cat bed. Polly is settling in nicely.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Each time I make these, I get a little better. Still have a ways to go, but I’m happy with the progress. Even though I splurged on AOP French butter, this whole batch only cost me about what I would spend on two croissants at a bakery. #bakesky 🎂🍜🍽️
Cross-section of a croissant, chewing a moderately open and airy crumb.Nine home baked croissants lined up on an aluminum half sheet pan. The croissants are deeply brown and shiny.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I have a cat named Dorian Gray. He is, as you would expect, very handsome (but he’s two and it’s not his birthday).
Gorgeous silver tabby cat looking inquisitively at the camera. Too friggin’ cute. His name is Dorian Gray.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Heirloom tomato tart with herbed cheese filling. Delicious, if I do say so myself. #bakesky 🍽️ 🍜
A square tart with fluted edges, and a freaky crust is filled with heirloom tomatoes pressing on an herbed cheese filling. Chiffonade of basil is scattered across the top.
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Timeline cleanse: cat in a treehouse. This is Barney, who goes with me on walks around the neighborhood. He loves our friend’s treehouse.
Barney, an orange tabby cat, looks out from the weathered wood railing of a treehouse
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
No cheating post your Lock Screen
Dark gingerbread cookies (from Ottolenghi Sweet) with patterns from Nordicware cookie stamps are resting on a wire grid cooling rack.
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