EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 31/08/2026It makes me irrationally angry that limón is a word in Spanish. Like no, you're either a lime or a lemon not some weird non-binary citrus. 010
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 19/08/2026Why do female bathrooms exist anyway? After all we all know girls don't need to do that. The answer? They're made for trans women. After all these years of transitioning it's the one that never stopped. 020
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 20/07/2026if people get STI's from sex, does that mean asexual people get NSTI's? 000
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 30/11/2025the halflife 3 rumors are like the gaming version of the rapture. As much as people keep prophesizing it, it's never gonna happen 010
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 15/11/2025t4t polycule: the girlfriend, the other girlfriend, and the pet ffxiv polycule: the girlfriend, the other girlfriend, and the crafter 000
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 05/10/2025Ragebaiting your Owner so she beats you more is 10/10 020
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 23/09/2025being LGBT friendly is so overrated, we have to start being Hetero unfriendly. 020
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 21/07/2025scared to go to fancy restaurants. It would order a steak "well done," and then the chef would personally come out and shoot me in the back of the head. 120
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 20/06/2025The difference between being a Twitter trans, and a reddit trans, is wither or not you agree with "The Egg Prime Directive" 010
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 03/06/2025Reading this HDG stuff sometimes I get so excited that I accidentally turn on my phone flashlight. Peak fiction right here, I'm never going back. 000
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 28/05/2025The fact that no one walks up to me and asks to pet me should be considered a warcrime 100
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 28/05/2025Having human thoughts is depressing I wish I could get them purged out 000
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 26/05/2025What's "percussive maintenance" and why does Mistress keep saying that it needs it? 000
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 23/05/2025I am the fag that is approaching Provoking Pink clouds in isolation I am reclaimer of my name Born of Flesh I have been blessed My family crest is a pride flag of death! Forsakened, I am awakened A weed pipe's ash in light divine Descending faggotry, Destiny chasing time 000
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 19/05/2025The stereotypical dommy mommy is so gross and overrated. We need more women who casually and systematically assert power over you, and treat you like a lesser being. Not beneath them, but lesser. Like her little pet, her plaything ♥️ 100
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 28/04/2025Collars are so awesome every girl should wear one 030
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 23/04/2025They should make kitchen knives that don't whisper in your ear 000
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 16/04/2025Trans women will forever be a part of women's sports, no matter what the government says. Because trans women still face the ultimate women's sport: Getting out of bed in the morning. 000
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 27/03/2025What's the point of riding a roller coaster, when you can just crash your car? 000
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 26/03/2025It took a vacation to Florida lately. It's too flat for it's liking, but the transwomen who drug and beat you are pretty cool 010
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 26/03/2025If Beetlejuice were a trans woman her name would be Picklejuice 010
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 01/03/2025You want to know what's really sexy? Forcing a girl to sneeze. Romantically shoving a qtip up her nose and letting her body take over. Big fat globs of love shooting all over your chest ❤️ 030
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 03/02/2025Catgirls? No.. Doggirls? Idk.. Time to start a new trend: Murloc girls 000
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EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 29/01/2025I need a cage that I can •Wear 24/7 •Doesn't require having testicles •Isn't bulky like a belt •No chafing issues •Is secure •Isnt stupid expensive like half the chastity stuff is But sadly no product exists that I can find 000
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 28/01/2025Puppy girls are a source of sustainable passive income if you train them well enough on how to scam boomers 110
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 22/01/2025New haircut! I've been too scared to get one for the last 4 years and I finally did it! 150
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EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 12/12/2024Something I can be proud about is at least I am safe from middle class cannibals, as at this point I'm considered genetically modified. 000
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 11/12/2024I hope you're all excited for tomorrow's "kill a Twink Thursday" event! Make sure to kill them with kindness! And knives! 000
EllieSquirms @bakaneko.goodcats.net · 22/11/2024Getting into an online relationship while not knowing it's your roommate. Both of you hanging out irl completely oblivious to all the stuff you did together the previous night. 000
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