𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 25/05/2026It's so insidious that these things are designed to add inhales and exhales where a human would need to breath 030
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 20/05/2026pantsless and drunkenly dancing at the company function before tripping and passing out 020
Reposted by 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters 163184375684
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Why this transition feels like the dog is about to take you on an insane bender through LA 050
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I am on Medicaid and therefore limited by which surgeons will take me for gender affirming surgeries. I heard back from the team at UW today and they are quoting me a *minimum* 8 year wait. I'll be real, I dont have 8 years in me. I've been waiting for the last 30 110
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 11/04/2026You bet your ass he's wearing the pressure suit to the family photo 010
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I made a song. It exists now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-C5...youtube.comBATTLE RATTLEYouTube video by morgan 010
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Posting some cringe poetry about transitioning and life and stuff 030
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I fully and completely believe that we need to bring back the lost art of chilling on a stoop with your homies 040
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 23/03/2026the chorus on that new fem&m hits like a fucking frieght train 😫 020
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Even in a total administrative coup, the fascists can't win the culture war The can eat shit and die mad about it🖕😚 010
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Men want to imagine that succumbing to their wounds alone in the snow is of their provenance alone but ladies I'm here to say you're allowed to romanticize your fatalistic nature, the very spark that drove you to act, the inevitability your doom by your own hand, as well 010
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The insufferable regional pizza debates are important for society because they're the last bastion for the layman to have pretentious opinions ny style? Chicago? Baked flatbreads? With hot honey and chorizo??? Tell me which wine or beer to drink with it whiteboy, I need to know you have a soul 020
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 20/01/2026My enemies will never hate me even a fraction as much as I hate myself And yet the hatred I harbor for my enemy burns brighter still than any loathing I turn inwards This is why I know we will win. The fascists are too weak willed. They've never known true hatred. 010
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Dude the discovery period for the American Nuremberg trials are gonna be insane These idiots are willing to say and post the most heinous shit in public, imagine what their private chats look like 020
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I legit think people expect television to have the length and pacing of the average 3 part tiktok series 010
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Batman beyond was brave enough to ask "what if batman was spiderman?" And I think that was an incredible step forward for the character personally 020
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Slipped and split my face on a metal shelf last week 🙃 That was not the worst thing that happened to me last week 020
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 21/12/2025At the beginning of the year I was tired of being a fucking loser, so I started injecting estrogen into my thigh I've spent this year isolated and with no meaningful support from the people closest to me Idk when my transversary is. I didnt save the date. I dont think it needs commemorating 020
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I just know I was born to be a monster hunter but somehow ended up being a wagey 010
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 08/12/2025There will never be a world where humanoid is the optimal form factor for *any* robotic application. Robotics are an industry where form always follows function. Thats why car factories are full of big arms instead of an army of replicants. I will die on this hill. 020
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Monday morning back from a 4 day weekend...the thoughts have returned 🙃 030
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Ive seen so many memes of Hunter Schafer as both Link and Zelda that I was honestly surprised not to see her in these promo shots 010
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Sometimes you gotta just eat a hot sandwich in the park on a cold fall day 020
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Can someone tell me if mercury's been in gaterade lately or maybe there's been like an evil comet or something? Because everything's been a fucking nightmare for a minute here 010
Reposted by 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯Ash | Wishlist Cartomantic on Steam! @ashmakes.games · 05/11/2025*taps mic* hello gamers... how we doin? I've been quiet lately, deep in the Cartomantic mines, but I wanted to say we're happy to be partnering with HypeTrain Digital! We're going to be a part of their upcoming publisher sale (for playtest signups~) 💖 Check out The Fool by @runesael.bsky.social 👀 15617
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I was born to be a space bounty hunter doing the Akira bike slide but instead they got me counting pennies to pay rent 020
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Your honor, he was strapped, we saw him enter a Jimmy johns mere minutes before the attack. 000
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. A Halloween on a Friday is a rare thing. I was invited to 0 parties this year, had no plans for a costume, and even the meager, last minute idea of doing a bar crawl after work was killed by a series of unmitigated events...I just wanted fun times :/ 010
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Muscle mommy piglet She even got the snatched waist 😩 010
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Sometimes self care is walking around your neighborhood on a beautiful ass fall day and giving your neighbors that silent head nod and crunching the leafs and hearing kids play basketball 020
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Featured in this thread will be an ongoing series of Latte Fetuses produced both by myself, and my coworkers For your consideration, I present lot No. 001 111
𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯 @bageltheorist.bsky.social · 18/10/2025All my life I have been a sin eater. I have always shouldered responsibility for wrongdoings, whether mine or not. But likely the greatest transgression of my doing was tricking people into loving me before I'm ready to receive or reciprocate it. 000
