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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch)

@bageltechno.bsky.social
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Baltimore --> Philadelphia Florida State / Let’s Go O’s America's #3152057841 law boi

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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 13h
instead of reading the email i am hearing the email- a wondrous sensory experience
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 13h
some person loudly having a phone call about emails on the train i am in hell
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 19h
cam jurgens to ravens v nice
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my first philadelphia jury duty summons ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
big things happening in toast
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this post is about the bread room on 9th/chestnut hosting an all you can eat toast bar on 10/17 to celebrate 1 year of delightful baked goods
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this purrkinje alter ego is “tony krembu, mackerel international”
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we out here
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
reunited with my door-to-door tinned fish salesman
the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world resting on a blue couch with his front paws resting politely in front of him.  he’s looking at the camera in seal mode.
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if u play civ on da plane the flight attendant will give u a complimentary fist bump
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i look forward to completing a very half-ass ruck in these at rugby alumni weekend 💆‍♂️
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
posting compay segundo music videos in the chat 😮‍💨
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
victory edition
baltimore comedian stavros halkias sitting in a purple lit room holding a gun.  he is wearing a lamar jackson jersey
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ravens hell yeah lmao
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
first b’nut squash soup of the szn 🙏
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
did jameis winston just clothesline his own running back?
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tuning into the giants titans game for some Weird Football
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can’t find a seat
franklin field w v empty stands while a football game is happening between lehigh and penn
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we are MONITORING
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i declare Ham and Swiss Weather ™️
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i am counting on nc state notre dame conditions (you know the one) for the penn football game tomorrow
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(bird law)
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i am now recommended for the practice of law in pennsylvania 🧙‍♂️
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what if we fired mike elias (into the sun)
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
soon
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
excited for my let’s all go to the movies fall (history of concrete and you can see everything)
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
marveling at every AL west team’s run differential. the beautiful game!
Every AL west team has a completely underwater run differential.  the lowest is -37.  

Houston -52
Texas -37
Seattle -63
Oakland forever -221
Anaheim -89
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ideal march for bagels and thrifting conditions
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh it is perfect outside this morning :’ )
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the strength it took to abandon my bed this morning (50’s and rainy outside)
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
something must be done about the kelce/dunkin donuts ads running non stop
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
little timmy chompers is at it again (sniffing while engaged in loaf pan mode)
little timmy chompers himself, the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world, in near total loaf pan mode resting upon an ottoman with a paw sort of tucked and locking like a seal of sorts with whiskers in semi alert/ semi lounge mode
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
perhaps craig albernaz *not* return as orioles manager in 2027?
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Sadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Baltimore doesn’t have transplant discourse because we spend all our time being mad about the Orioles instead
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
baltimore comedian stavros halkias sitting in a purple lit room holding a gun.  he is wearing a lamar jackson jersey
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
watching ashton daniels and fsu
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ah, there is the florida state i know and love
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nole fan hear
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Drew @dskywlkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
THEM NOLES SCORED FIRST, KAMALA
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay okay everyone take a breath because we all watched that and forgot we still get to see the ending of UNC/Clemson
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
to be clear this is re albernaz
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what does this guy even do
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
beers could be hotter, tbh
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dripped-out pigeon 😮‍💨
a pigeon walking on a yellow sidewalk/no parking stripe.  the pigeon has a grey-ish head, brown free athletes body with white speckles, and a white tail.  most pigeons are not brown, so i think this is cool.
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
little timmy chompers at it again
the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world resting on a blue couch with his head on a yellow/goldenrod blanket.  his ears are perked up and his whiskers are alert because he believes there may be a Tuna Gogurt opportunity.
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
go noles
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
FSU head coach mike norvell is sick of this shit.  hands on hips.  eyes closed.  head raised.  he is having a terrible time.  scorebug at bottom of screen FSU: 24; NM State: 10.
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i had a horrifying vision of ryan ripken saying “CAPEX” on a podcast upon hearing this news
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