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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 6h
At a Deafheaven show and I can't really put my finger on why but I hate these fuckers now.
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 8h
Have to conclude he's known exactly what the song is about this whole time.
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You know what they say: if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck there's probably a little duck inside operating it.
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grand Island is closer to Kansas than Iowa so he was less wrong than you might think!
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stepped outside the bluesky bubble today. (Heard a busker playing Choosin' Texas at the downtown farmers' market.)
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Didn't they catch him flipping a grunt with Batboy?
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't think living in Kansas is odious but it is kind of disqualifying if you want to be governor of Iowa.
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🎵 Because he used those special parts To make his robot friends🎵
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
40-NaN, Jeremy? That's insane.
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Given that the taxation of trade routes was the inciting event for the downfall of the Republic I might have to side with the neolibs here
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
www.advocate.com/politics/jes...
advocate.com
In Viral Post, Author Jesse James Rose Opens Up About Anti-LGBTQ+ Senator Lindsey Graham Allegedly Hiring Her for Sex Work
​Rose alleged, with a hand-raising emoji, that Graham paid a “twinky pre-transition college student a fat stack of cash” for a meetup.
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
He's probably thinking about when Frank will return...
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
That would be too disrespectful to Benny Hill
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hrvatska
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Kramer holding up 8 fingers, the gang sign of the Van Buren Boys.
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Is it just me or is he kinda giving Chris Parnell? (complimentary)
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Eddie Vedder never once sang
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A book titled, "Everyone I Don't Like is a Bot: A Child's Guide to Online Political Discussion"
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"live your life such that atheists don't feel compelled to defend the Pope against you"
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Mr. Hemphill's response, I assume:
media.tenor.com
a man in an orange jumpsuit is standing in front of a table with a sign that says " clock up "
Alt: a man in an orange jumpsuit nodding and pointing to indicate he stands by his comment that the undercover officer was "thicker than oatmeal."
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Is Virgil Texas allowed near comic book stores?
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Christian tradition holds that when St. Peter was crucified he requested he be hanged upside down because he was not worthy of dying in the same manner as the Lord. So this is really quite the compliment if you think about it.
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
SV workers keep hustling but can't get ahead, making them ask, "You suffer, but why?"
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Reading this tweet and somberly returning my rocks glasses to the cupboard.
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
He's doomed if Saban can force a snap election.
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a group of men are standing in a field and one of them is saying " i 'm 37 i 'm not old "
ALT: a group of men are standing in a field and one of them is saying " i 'm 37 i 'm not old "
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Inshallah
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I guess they're just leaning into being monarchists now
Screen shot of the video showing a medieval depiction of the coronation of Charlemagne with the text "Christmas after mass deportations"
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Don't see how that would help with my lack of penpals
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Isn't he a Bengals fan?
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Nah, the fact that the Heisman is the dumbest shit makes Pavia's behavior that much more embarrassing
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The Lawrence Journal-World looked into it and it probably didn't happen. But apparently 2 set matches were sometimes used in group play in tournaments, so ties were possible.
www2.kusports.com
KU Sports
Laura Frost remembers vividly the day that she and her Kansas teammates tied the Nebraska volleyball team. Not just the historic result, not just the fact that KU and NU split a pair of sets in Robins...
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Median bluesky poster.
Man saying "I've never met someone without a college degree."
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
It's about time someone recognizes Barack Obama's football excellence.
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Early version of silicon valley going fash over metoo
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Dear God no! One Jimmy Fallon is already too many.
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
After years of promising to expose the iceberg of voter fraud in Kansas, Kobach's prime example is a well liked small town Republican mayor who registered to vote on a special education field trip because he didn't understand the distinction between a citizen and a permanent resident. Bravo Kris.
kansas.com
Coldwater mayor says honest mistakes led to voter fraud charges
During the news conference announcing the charges, Kansas Attorney General Kris Kobach argued that if someone commits a crime, their excuses for why they did so aren’t going to be relevant.
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
She went to a body modification artist who does scarification to fake her injuries and they can prove that because she posed for the artist to take a picture? Do I have that right?
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I accidentally Alabama residents
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Friends University of Central Kansas'd em up
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The President is free to correct the record!
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I dunno I think Drake is pretty divisive actually.
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a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket with the letter ria on it
Alt: Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl delivering the "Say Drake" line
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
You're so full of shit man
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Have you looked at our Maine Senate candidates recently?
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Worse because it clearly disobeys the second law of robotics here.
Sign saying "no robots beyond this!"
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Kathy Bates really has just extraordinary range
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
"parents aren't having children" is a solid koan
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Beecher's Bible NRSV @badtakeguy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
He was actually secretary of state when he got remedial law school. The fact that he then got elected to attorney general does not reflect great on the Sunflower State.
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