Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 02/07/2026Based on this groundbreaking analysis we predict Canada will beat Morocco. 011
Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 23/10/2025We cannot stress highly enough how this the perfect hire for New England. 011
Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 05/05/2025We cannot stress enough, literally cannot, how perfect this statline is. This is Total Football. The Beautiful Game has peaked. 042
Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 03/02/2025We have been working on advising Houston on this deal for weeks. He is, by all measurable metrics, the best possible hire they could have made. 2122
Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 22/01/2025In honor of our first appearance in public at a real conference, we now have shirts. 110
Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 18/01/2025They're missing his astrological issues, but the commentor is mostly correct. 010
Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 13/01/2025In "A River Runs Through It", Norman Maclean opines that "The world is full of b*st*rds, the number increasing rapidly the further one gets from Missoula, Montana." We tested this postulate against Opta's top 20 club teams and it correlates quite heavily. 111
Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 09/01/2025For the top 50 soccer leagues in the world: This is the Average Soccer Player Height (Measured In Standard Handgun Length) per Number of Civilian Firearms per capita. (These are actually real numbers) 042
Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 04/01/2025We suggest you wear this hat whenever consuming our data. 020
Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 04/01/2025If animations of EFL Point Totals By Team Nickname Category By Year, 1888-2021, isn't your thing, have two static views which are equally useful. One with points by season, one with total points over seasons. 000
Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 04/01/2025English Football League Points per Nickname Category shown year-by-year from 1888 to 2021. This is real, but utterly useless, so we feel it's a BadSoccerStat. 153
Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 19/12/2024This holiday season, give the MLS sicko in your life the ultimate gift - the scent of GAM. It smells like a cross between imaginary money and Don Garber on a crisp fall day. Order now to receive it by Christmas. 010
Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 18/12/2024We have discovered a new statistical concept - Linear Aggression 021
Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 03/12/2024This play, in Alania Vladikavkaz vs. FC Baltika Kaliningrad from the Russian First Division, likely on 11/29, is the brainchild of Gianni Infantino after watching Ted Lasso. He calls it "supporting the host country". 000
Bad Soccer Stats @badsoccerstats.com · 27/11/2024Correlation of Distance Passed In Yards Per Player with Number Of Minutes Player Was Observed In A Vape Shop in the 2023-2024 English Premier League season. 054