Sign in

BadPreacher

@badpreacher.bsky.social
623 followers 520 following 2.6K posts

Bigger mane than the Lion, more heartless than the Tinman, stupider than the Scarecrow. Married to the wicked witch of the North, MrsP.

PostsRepliesMedia
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Making soup from yesterday’s leftovers. I’m my Nan now.
media.tenor.com
an older woman wearing glasses and a purple shirt is looking out a window
ALT: an older woman wearing glasses and a purple shirt is looking out a window
090
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Bang on. These Beats are over ear cos my eldest is a tech bro but he was wrong. I already had soundcore x20 in ear ones which outperformed everything else I’ve tried. Absolutely bullet proof.
010
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Oh look. Again, my Beats headphones have gone buggerupem as soon as the warranty ends. What a coincidencen’t. Never again.
110
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
It’s not the first time we’ve disappointed a woman Dave. It won’t be the last.
130
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
A tree. Not MI5. As far as I know.
000
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Dinner guests tonight but I can’t go shopping in this wind. I know someone killed by a small branch falling on their head. I refuse to die in such a banal way.
150
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I eat clean, work out hard (Fnarr!), walk a lot. I also supplement which causes my dreams to wander where they may, which is often to Salma Hayek’s place.
media.tenor.com
a close up of a woman with glasses and the words i 'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm
ALT: a close up of a woman with glasses and the words i 'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm
110
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
So good i bought 12 pairs in case they stop making them. www.cotswoldoutdoor.com/p/ayacucho-u...
cotswoldoutdoor.com
Unisex Technowool Slippers
Order Ayacucho Unisex Technowool Slippers today from Cotswold Outdoor ✓ Expert Advice
010
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
My fave food of all time. Soft shell are for wimps.
120
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Definitely. Got 180 x 200cm one, big enough to share with MrsP. Miss Doris will quite rightly not allow that.
100
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
👍
media.tenor.com
a man wearing sunglasses with the words you know the rules behind him
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses with the words you know the rules behind him
000
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Electric blanket ordered, was envious of MrsP’s last winter. No heating until Hallowe’en. I don’t make the rules.
170
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
😂
000
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Infantrymen do spend a lot of time polishing their helmets. I’d enlist just for the leather overcoat and I’d swoosh the tails theatrically every time I entered a room.
010
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
If ww3 is inevitable then it’s important our side books Hugo Boss for the uniforms before they do.
120
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Good morning. Today I awoke with an erection so powerful it has affected global warming. At my age we have to celebrate such things.
130
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Good news! Top celebratory choice too.
110
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I’ve just swallowed a Big Daddy. This was a steak from t’Aldi, not a large homosexual. Although I haven’t had dessert yet so there’s still time.
media.tenor.com
a man in a jacket and tie is smoking a cigarette and covering his mouth with his hand .
ALT: a man in a jacket and tie is smoking a cigarette and covering his mouth with his hand .
080
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
You’re a good person. Thank you.
020
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Sauerkraut with flaxseed, an apple, homemade herbal tea. I miss donuts. What’d you have? I hope it was deep fried so I can live vicariously through you.
220
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
There are no outside expectations that can compete with our own self imposed standards and pressure. Glad you’ve found a way to cope. The daily battle with The List™️ is exhausting.
130
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Everyone who supports the flag campaign has contributed to emboldening and empowering racist attacks such as the one that happened to the Sikh lady today. They are all culpable.
050
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Perhaps the funniest thing he’s done.
010
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
My favourite restaurant is Peterborough services. A little bit from various establishments is the perfect meal.
110
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Blue Sex Horse and Andie never in the same place at the same time.
120
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The good shit is always in the secret panel.
130
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
That sounds like it may be dressed for a wedding, likely drunk, best avoided.
110
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
As a staunch believer in Sasquatch I hadn’t even considered this horrific possibility!
110
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Watching hiking video. Advice given includes what to do if you encounter someone with a massive gash.
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man in a suit and tie talking into a microphone .
ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie talking into a microphone .
271
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Glad to hear all is now well for him.
110
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Makes a nice change.
000
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a bald man with glasses is holding a glass of wine and laughing while saying i see what you did there .
ALT: a bald man with glasses is holding a glass of wine and laughing while saying i see what you did there .
110
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Smooth Radio just called him “sex offender”. There you go. Wasn’t hard.
080
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Thanks!
000
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Had my bowel screen results. All good. Said it was great poo, maybe the best ever poo. I’ve done a very very tremendous poo, nobody poo’s better than me. ~ D. Trump, probably.
360
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Perhaps Sky News could stop referring to Epstein as “disgraced financier” and use a more accurate term befitting his offences.
1100
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Convenient timing. An incident that draws the maga’s together when they’re starting to question things, and distracts from other issues. There’s always a bigger picture.
130
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Put one onion I didn’t need back in the fridge. Now I’m worried he’ll tell the others of the horror he saw.
030
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Santa in the offseason is a muthafucka.
010
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Can’t wait for the first flag hanger ladder casualty. Obviously they’ll refuse assistance from the likely immigrant health workers?
media.tenor.com
a man in an apron says " no they won 't "
ALT: a man in an apron says " no they won 't "
040
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
In a road full of flags I saw a euro flag. Are the shaggers extry stoopid & ran out of flags or is a fight back occurring?
110
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The dog has peed in my hiking shoes. Ok it’s raining, point taken ffs.
000
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
That extra half hour was the last 1 minute wasn’t it. Bastards.
110
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Back to autumnal haunted theme park vibes.
020
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
These are the most special days. Feels like wringing one last day of summer from the season. Spot the heron in pic 2. #shitbirdphotos
130
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Should be able to tap an emoji for a written meaning. Cos I can’t see them.
031
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Yuka app, you ok babes?
010
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I expected much more fisting when I got old. Disappointing.
3142
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Same as every Sunday.
011
BadPreacher @badpreacher.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Emergency Alert face.
010