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@badposts.xyz
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I like some things, like cats and watching speedruns. I draw straight lines for a living.

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andiest @badposts.xyz · 02/10/2026
Subject to change, etc etc
From my9albums, showing "Danse Macabre" by The Faint, "Whatever and Ever Amen" by Ben Folds Five, "The Fawn" by the sea and cake, The Presidents of the United States of America's self-titled debut, "Pressure Chief" by Cake, "The Unexplained" by Atraxia (aka Mort Garson), "Twin Cinema" by The New Pornographers, "Beggars Banquet" by the Rolling Stones, and "Simple Things" by Zero 7
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 23/09/2026
Still from The Prisoner in Number 2's room. The butler is setting a cafe table from a tea cart while Rover is lodged in Number 2's chair.
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 04/09/2026
After two years in the UK - at times I'll phrase things in ways most Americans wouldn't and I'll use EN-GB words for clarity (especially at work), but I don't pronounce anything differently.
results map from https://mydialect.us/quiz-standard.html showing my dialect is most like Texas
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 02/09/2026
Screenshot of three posts from Tumblr:
mortalityplays

Jun 27, 2024

oh my god I just realised I've been walking around for years thinking budd dwyer was the name of the guy from the office. what have I said. what have I SAID.

mortalityplays

Jun 27, 2024

I KNEW WHO HE WAS I JUST MIXED UP THE NAMES

mortalityplays

Jun 27, 2024

"the new guy? yeah he's kind of a budd dwyer type, know what I mean" excuse me I have to hold a press conference
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 24/08/2026
Not the point of the post, but I legit make this face every time I hear or read the phrase "yummy mummy." It's just fucking awful. Nails on a chalkboard.
Woman slouched on a sofa with a disgusted look on her face
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 18/08/2026
😎
Album cover for The Presidents of the United States of America's debut album
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 14/08/2026
Jesus christ, this looks so fucking bad. Love that there's no way to change just this one icon without a third party app in the year of our lord 2026.
Screenshot of the new Android clock app icon. It is an analog clock, blue gradient clock face, a very chunky navy blue hour hand, white minute hand that's less than half the width of the hour hand
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 07/08/2026
The aggregating thingy said I'm a normal person who talks pretty 😌
Results screen from https://b.mino.mobi/palm/. Skewed heavily towards "chorus." Overall score is:
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ordinary primate
the crier
One voice, an enormous vocabulary, no reply expected.
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 30/06/2026
Ah I see
Screenshot of the linked article: "MPs said that when Burnham was asked at the meeting about asylum policy he praised the home secretary, Shabana Mahmood, as well as plans for jury trial changes which some abuse survivors have opposed, though the Ministry of Justice has said it will speed up cases for victims."
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 28/06/2026
One of my favorite Tumblr posts
Screenshot of a Tumblr post:
birdsareblooming

Feb 18, 2025

Follow

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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

birdsareblooming

Feb 18, 2025

holy shit is that kate bush

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andiest @badposts.xyz · 07/06/2026
I did the line work in CAD then printed them and colored them with art markers. @jamster.bsky.social has put up with me repeatedly saying "dragons!" like Homestar Runner for weeks.
An abstract dragon's head primarily in shades of greenAn abstract dragon's head primarily in shades of grayAn abstract dragon's head primarily in shades of blueAn abstract dragon's head primarily in shades of red
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 02/06/2026
Woman slouched on a sofa with a disgusted look on her face
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 31/05/2026
Recent origami: A proof of concept, I guess. Can't decide which side I want to use. I'll need to take the paper to get cut into 4 equal squares each, because fuck cutting that much paper myself with my cheap paper slicer.
Photo of 9 octagonal origami pieces in teal, yellow, and orange arranged in a 3x3 grid. They look like overlapping triangles. Each line of pieces has a different pattern on the paper. Photo of 9 origami pieces in teal, yellow, and orange arranged in a 3x3 grid. They look like 8-pointed stars in a pattern on octagons in a solid color. Each line of pieces has a different pattern on the paper. Photo of a stack of origami paper about an inch high.
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 21/05/2026
This is way better than "Rather not say," like yes, THANK YOU, somebody fucking gets it
Screenshot of a survey question: * What is your gender? (Select one)

Male

Female

Other

Confidential
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 19/05/2026
Huh. Well, that's a weird AI spam email.
Screenshot of an email. Subject: "The Color of the Sun". Sender is "Adventure-Meter Support <addison@pageturnpal.com>". Message: "Hi there, The Sun is actually white. When viewed from space, it doesn't have the yellow or orange tint we see from Earth. Our atmosphere scatters shorter wavelength light, which creates the yellow hue we?re used to. Best,"
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 11/05/2026
😐
Screenshot of a Tumblr post 
"andiest

9m ago

I can't believe Tumblr wants me to verify my fucking age, HEY TUMBLR - HOW OLD IS MY FUCKING ACCOUNT

andiest

2m ago

MY ACCOUNT IS OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE, TUMBLR. YOU KNOW THIS."
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 07/05/2026
This is Flins from Genshin Impact. He's a fae and can turn into a lantern. Very, very mellow.
Image of Flins from Genshin Impact
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 11/04/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr post: 
haughtyraban
Mar 27

“there's an ai tool for that” okay ?? there's probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 09/04/2026
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 09/04/2026
Meme image of the guy from the "Roadwork ahead? I sure hope it does" Vine
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 03/04/2026
www.tumblr.com/exeggcute/81...
Screenshot of a Tumblr post
exeggcute
Yesterday

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you're getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you're spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 24/03/2026
Photo of part of a kitchen with three painted wood beams on top of a countertop supporting a portion of the ceiling above that protruding downwards. Several in-wall metal brackets are installed just below the ceiling portion for support.Rust Cohle Smoking meme image
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 13/03/2026
This post changed how I think about myself in a subtle but definite way
Screenshot of a Tumblr post: 
mentalhealth
May 15, 2020
how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

soil-boy
Aug 28, 2020
baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 13/03/2026
That's really beautiful. I tend to think of this, if I'm being honest, lol
Screenshot of a Tumblr post: 
03josten

Jul 29, 2019

it IS a phase, mom

projection

Jul 29, 2019

show me a permanent state of the self, mom
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 11/03/2026
I really hope this classic tweet altered some straight women's thinking for the better
Screenshot of a Twitter post: 
PeaceToCombat

@FabDLT_

"Eww she fuck the weed man for weed"- a bitch that's fucking the Text man for Texts

10/17/17, 4:09 PM

2,767 Retweets

7,742 Likes
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 09/03/2026
Love getting to pull this image out every now and again, when he majorly breaks containment
Meme image that's a screenshot from the Powerpuff Girls of Ace from the Gangreen Gang sitting in a chair turned to look at someone off screen. Text at the bottom has been edited to "Aw, hey, Human Pet Guy, we thought you were dead."
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 27/02/2026
Looking forward to doing this later
edit of a comic by pocketss. At top, a green goblin looking at a smart phone, edited to add "Me" below it, to the left of a blue goblin taking a bit of a muffin, edited to add "my spouse" below it. At middle, the green goblin leans back towards the blue, the text bubble has been edited to say "Elden Ring is 4 years old," while the blue goblin is shown chewing the muffin and facing the opposite way. At bottom, the green goblin is still leaning towards and looking at the blue one, while the blue is looking toward the green with ears wilted and a neutral face. Text at the bottom right has been added, "original comic by pocketss. https://www.tumblr.com/pocketss"
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 25/02/2026
Love that this is a Wikipedia category
Screenshot from the game catfishing of a partial list of Wikipedia categories:
Francisco Businesspeople from Washington (state) Captains who went down with the ship. Civilian submariners. Deaths in the Titan submersible implosion Engineers from
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 24/02/2026
evergreen for the entire internet imo
screenshot of a tumblr post. OP by drakensberg-blog, Nov 28, 2012 "The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor." Reblog by poupon, Nov 28, 2012 "how dare you say we piss on the poor"
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 23/02/2026
The Fullmetal Alchemist Handshake meme image
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 22/02/2026
Recent origami: need to actually prep it for hanging, but I finally finished A Thing
Photo of 24 spiral shaped origami pieces in various colors and patterns laid out in a 4x6 grid on a black cardstock background
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 19/02/2026
Hmm
Photo of a receipt: 
FIVE GUYS BURGERS AND FRIES

Order #66

Host:

Order #66

LOADED FRY

CHEESE SAUCE

FRY SAUCE

G ONION

MILKSHAKE

CHOCOLATE

WHTDRED

7.45

6.45
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 16/02/2026
44.51/50

Tetrachromat or obsessive? Either way, maybe go outside.
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 07/02/2026
I keep hearing UK people say stuff to the effect of "Well we don't have ICE here" and I regret to inform you that you literally do
Screenshot of part of the Wikipedia page for Immigration Enforcement:
Immigration Compliance and Enforcement (ICE)

Not to be confused with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Photo of a van with the following description:
A marked Immigration Compliance Enforcement Mercedes cell van. These are used to transport officers and detainees to/from locations in the UK

ICE teams ensure compliance with immigration laws and carry out enforcement where necessary, including tracking down illegal migrants and targeting companies employing workers illegally. [6]

Officers utilise their powers to execute warrants, identify offenders and take them into custody to facilitate their removal from the UK. The majority of raids target commercial premises, where workers can be employed illegally holding no status in the UK. As such, companies found to be employing workers illegally are referred to the CFI and other agencies.

There are 19 ICE teams across the UK. [6]
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 06/02/2026
I see they decided to go with the double-down and not with bothering to consider how they might be incorrect as hell. Anyway, here's the post for posterity
Screencap of a bluesky post: 
Pookleblinky
@pookleblinky.bsky.social

And almost none of Native American food culture remains. That is how thoroughly, brutally, the genocide went.

A genocide so vast and monstrous it managed to *kill recipes*

5:14 AM Feb 6, 2026
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 27/01/2026
Wild that someone would reenact this meme with transphobia in a major newspaper on purpose
screenshot from a chan site, all posters called anonymous (replies labeled for clarity):
Anonymous, "Got called racist in greggs earlier lads"
Anonymous reply, "tell us what happened lad"
Anonymous, "I got called racist in greggs"
Anonymous reply, "ye but why"
Anonymous, "I was being racist"
Anonymous reply, "in greggs?"
Anonymous, "yeah it was in greggs"
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 26/01/2026
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 23/01/2026
Screencap from Back to the Future of Marty McFly saying "Hey, I've seen this one!"
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 04/01/2026
Recent origami, an extra large spring-themed wreath. Instructions here: goorigami.com/wp-content/u...
Large origami wreath made up of 16 pieces of paper in different floral patternsLarge origami wreath made up of 16 pieces of paper in different floral patterns
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 11/12/2025
Screenshot of a bluesky post by andiest @badposts.site: 
Walt Disney really would have gone hogwild for Al, huh
8:02 PM
Nov 27, 2025
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 26/11/2025
Edited panel from a Warrior Cats shitpost comic. A sketchy cartoony cat with a speech bubble saying "you mean a fucking chippy?"
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 25/10/2025
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 15/10/2025
Ever thus apparently
An excerpt from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's A Study in Scarlet:
The Daily Telegraph remarked that in the history of crime there had seldom been a tragedy which presented stranger features. The German name of the victim, the absence of all other motive, and the sinister inscription on the wall, all pointed to its perpetration by political refugees and revolutionists. The Socialists had many branches in America, and the deceased had, no doubt, infringed their unwritten laws, and been tracked down by them. After alluding airily to the Vehmgericht, aqua tofana, Carbonari, the Marchioness de Brinvilliers, the Darwinian theory, the principles of Malthus, and the Ratcliff Highway murders, the article concluded by admonishing the Government and advocating a closer watch over foreigners in England.
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 08/10/2025
Tumblr screenshot:
otherside-picnic
Jan 21

they call themselves cinephiles but they aren't even fucking the movies
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 19/09/2025
The balancing act is hell, but it's still a hell of a balancing act
Screenshot: 
Local
Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 18/09/2025
If you ever have the desire to feel like this jester, go on Twitter and post "you guys know America lost in Vietnam, right?"
A painting of a jester in red and yellow leaning over the top of a wall to taunt a pack of snarling, snapping dogs at a safe distance on the ground below
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 17/09/2025
Meme image that's a screenshot from the Powerpuff Girls of Ace from the Gangreen Gang sitting in a chair turned to look at someone off screen. Text at the bottom has been edited to "Aw, hey, Human Pet Guy, we thought you were dead."
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 15/09/2025
This might be my new favorite Tumblr post
Screenshot of a Tumblr post: 
spookshowmunster
Jan 27, 2024
getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based on mouth feel
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 13/09/2025
Bob the Angry Flower comic titled "Reliable Deniable." Bob is seated with a news interviewer. Interviewer: "Regarding your previous statements... Do you still believe all immigrants should be boiled?" Bob: "I never said that." Interviewer: "But in your interview in the-" Bob: "NO. Never." Interviewer (quoting): "What we gotta do, see, is we gotta put 'em all in water, right? And then we need to heat the water to 100 degrees Celsius." Next panel shows Bob with arms crossed, stubborn expression. Bob: "Didn't say boil." Interviewer: "Excuse me?" Bob: "I. Never. Said. 'Boil.'"
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andiest @badposts.xyz · 10/09/2025
Already unfollowed someone on here for their ridiculous pearl clutching Meanwhile over on Tumblr:
Screenshot of a Tumblr post by spillways-mp3. Their alt text was as follows: Charlie Kirk, a white man whose face is far too small for his head, is sitting down in front of a large audience at a UVU campus. In the style of Elden Ring, yellow text edited on top him reads "Debate Lost"
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