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Mike Jones

@badnewsjones.bsky.social
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Travel at every opportunity Pretty much off the hamster wheel. Mainly here to moan about Everton but always up for laughing at MAGA and Reform knobheads. (Seriously, travel at every opportunity. Your employer likely doesn't give a shit about you)

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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Andrew Windsor has rediscovered his ability to sweat today. He genuinely thought he was untouchable. Hopefully he crumbles and blows the whole thing up.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Popcorn at the ready 🍿 youtu.be/UFe6NRgoXCM?...
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Disclosure Day | Official Teaser
YouTube video by Universal Pictures
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
A classic DCL header.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
@philippeauclair.bsky.social Re: Harrison, Leeds fans feel betrayed because he had a relegation release clause that allowed him to depart (even on loan). Rather than stick around and "fight for the shirt"™ he fancied premier league football (of sorts) at Everton.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Obviously the wrong shade of citizen.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Iranian missiles over Qatar. Al Udeid airbase the likely target
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Finally deactivated Twitter earlier today. Didn't use it much, but the car hitting pedestrians a few days back really showed up what the majority of users are like. Dong have time for that level of hateful stupidity in my life.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This delay with the Man City verdict is getting ridiculous now.
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Owen From Ohio @owenfromohio.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Owen From Ohio @owenfromohio.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
What a fucking cunt.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
A thing of beauty. He made some absolutely terrible decisions during his reign, but Moshiri has left Everton something incredible. Without him we'd be in a crumbing Goodison with no sign of any move.
Everton fans walking to the extrance of the south stand for the first test event.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
That lot will never have a "corner flag guy." They're too busy fretting that their i-pad is almost out of battery. I mean, you can never have two many photos of 'trent' taking a throw in.
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Colm Kavanagh @colmkavanagh.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It has to be said, and fair fcukin' do's to him - But Virgil van Dijk is on a par with Emlyn Hughes as being, from an Evertonian perspective, the biggest tit ever to wear a red shirt. His comments, about that being Everton's cup final tonight. Grow the fcuk up, you spoilt brat! #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Make no mistake, they're fucking livid. Curtis Jones doing his best scappy doo impression, Slots antics all game, (Both examples of performative bollocks for their gullible fans) 'Big Virg' crying about cup finals after cowering all game. Thank you, Everton. UTFT!
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Evertonians, treat this as a confessional. If you were one of those that were claiming: "It's not Dyche, it's this group of poor players" This is your chance to own up and move on. There was a LOT of you.
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Jemma Forte @jemmaforte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Some of these explanations / reaches are just desperate. Just heard ‘it’s to trigger the libs’ If you want to trigger people by making them terrified you’re a Nazi you’ve got a screw loose anyway
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Harry Eccles @harryeccles.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
These people, who have stolen an extra $2,000,000,000,000 last year, have convinced you that you have less money because of other poor people. It's time to wake up. This is class warfare. Your enemy is not coming by a small boat, they're coming by private jet. www.theguardian.com/news/2025/ja...
theguardian.com
Wealth of world’s billionaires grew by $2tn in 2024, report finds
Rate of wealth growth last year was three times faster than 2023, Oxfam inequality research reveals
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Take that ya little try hard twat.
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Kevin Hague @kevverage.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
🎶 when you go, will you send back a lettuce from America? 🎶
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Two seats together in TB2 going on resale in 5 min, Blues.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Absolutely everyone behind it belongs in Jail. And the mouth breathing dickheads who voted for it despite all the warnings from experts shouldn't be allowed to vote on anything ever again. Democracy isn't for fucking divvies
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Apart from the one game when we played an utterly shambolic Wolves, we don't score AT ALL with Douccore as an advanced midfielder. I mean, we were relatively free scoring when he didn't even get on the pitch. Stop playing him there. (Or just stop playing him)
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
@philippeauclair.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social after a blip I'd suggest a slump then a crisis. Wobble Blip Slump Crisis
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
A good statement from Dyche. I'm forever grateful for his first 18 months, and will get his eventual autobiography just for that period. The wheels definitely came off this season and we never really recovered for the Bournemouth debacle. Anywayz onwards.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Happy PSR day, Blues! Who's getting a nice letter from the FA today informing them of an upcoming hearing?
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
@msidouglas.bsky.social seems everyone was caught on the hop today re: Dyche. What's next? 🤔
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
All I want from Everton is something normal.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Quite frustrating if West Ham (6 points ahead of Everton) have sacked a manager to get a very good replacement in whilst the Evertons owners/board decide if no shots on target is a good strategy moving forward.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Further proof (as if it were needed) that Elon is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is. America is proper fucked. PROPER fucked..
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
@theblueroomefcpod.bsky.social Has there been an edit made to the post match since it first went out? 🤔🧐
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Highlight of yesterday? Jack Harrison misplacing a 3 yard sideways pass presenting Forest with a good opportunity to break.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
He's a bad nonce. He's definitely into weird stuff.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The biggest twat in UK politics. (A title that has a LOT of competition) If you think otherwise you're a fucking dope.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Clive Tyldsley is an attrocious commentator.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I think it's what we all want. Just enjoy the football club again.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
More of this needed 💚
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
In 1970 the UK and Norway were roughly equal, almost no debt, and owned all their Public Services. Now the UK owns nothing and has £3tn of debt. While Norway still owns everything and has the equivilant per person of £10tn. That's how privatisation 'works'.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Absolutely essential this donation nonsense stops Can't have this weirdo anywhere near UK politics.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The sky the evening before Storm Darragh was 👌🏼
Beautiful sunset off the beach at Rhosneiger, Anglesey
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Free ticket (top balcony) available for anyone tonight. Thought it was spoken for but it's not! Late notice, I know.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Sat in the lounge, waiting for my flight to Manchester. I'm leaving the beautiful winter weather to 'enjoy' a Sean Dyche Everton team tomorrow and Saturday. Must be mad
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Michael @greenallefc.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Had to triple check this, but that's 32 games played this calendar year with just 12 goals scored from open-play. xG from open-play is 0.68 per game and only 8 times have that recorded +1.0 in a game in that time. Don't score goals, don't win games.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
@chrissutton1973.bsky.social surprised no Everton calls last night? Who can blame them if apathy has set in after putting up with Sean Dyche blaming absolutely everyone except himself? He doesn't have the worse squad in the league, not even close, but the stats suggest he does! It's on him.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Hey, @evertonfc.com Wake up!
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
If one fella is due an unfortunate accident, it's this twat. An absolute shitstain who should be nowhere near public office.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
So, in 'Taking back control™' Brexiteers have also managed to fuck up the fishing industry in Ireland. Well done, dickheads. Go enjoy your pints of wine.
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Mike Jones @badnewsjones.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Hey @bsky.app , when are you rolling out polls? 🤔
media.tenor.com
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
All the MAGA's that have bothered to turn up to Bluesky get very upset when you insult the First Lady Elon Musk so don't do that, or do. But I'm sure Trump is gonna put a ring on that finger any day now.
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FrankHerbertIYKYH @iykyhfrankherbert.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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