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Sheldon Birnie

@badguybirnie.bsky.social
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Readin, ‘ritin, rock n roll

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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Beautiful day in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada to wrap up with some live music and bowling, you guys 🎳 🍻 🤠
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Baby Billy Freeman: 8 Ball & 2 Million Dollars
ALT: Baby Billy Freeman: 8 Ball & 2 Million Dollars
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Jane French @janefrench.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trust me: this is a great suggestion
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Justin Bryant @justinwriter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This occupies its own genre. There are some surreal/weird fiction elements, but they’re all grounded around blue collar characters just trying to survive. Great stuff, bud.
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👽 🙏 🍻
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👽 🙏 🍻
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Fusion Fragment @fusionfragment.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Check out Sheldon's collection Where the Pavement Turns to Sand from @malarkeybooks.bsky.social here: malarkeybooks.com/store/pavement
Sheldon Birnie is a writer, dad, and beer league hockey player from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. He is the author of the short story collections Where the Pavement Turns to Sand (2023) and More Strange Visions (forthcoming), both from Malarkey Books.
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Fusion Fragment @fusionfragment.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Saros SF #6 story preview! The issue kicks off with "Wristwatch" by @badguybirnie.bsky.social where, in between ginos and apples and filthy dangles, the boys happily sign their humanity away for the latest gadgets. Our hero feels differently. sarossf.com/issue-6/
"Wristwatch" by Sheldon Birnie: beer league hockey / everything's computer / touching grass

Me, I don’t say anything. Not at first, anyhow. Just shake my head, raise my eyebrows to my buddy Neil sitting next to me, which gets a laugh. Ernie and Max, though, they don’t pay no mind. They’re geeking out over their biometric wristwatches like they’re the best things since sliced frickin bread. With the data they’re collecting, the behaviour they’re modifying as a result of the information the computer’s feeding back to them, they’ll live forever.
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Might I suggest something seasonally appropriate and rather left of the dial? bookshop.org/p/books/wher...
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Where the Pavement Turns to Sand
Check out Where the Pavement Turns to Sand by Sheldon Birnie on Bookshop.org US!
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finished S3, but could not get past first couple eps of S4, though I too loved those first 2 seasons. It lost the juice at some point, for me anyway
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🖤
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Might I suggest something seasonally appropriate and rather left of the dial? bookshop.org/p/books/wher...
bookshop.org
Where the Pavement Turns to Sand
Check out Where the Pavement Turns to Sand by Sheldon Birnie on Bookshop.org US!
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seasonal reminder that you too can enjoy these weird western Canadian tales, just ask your friendly local independent bookseller or library for a copy! 🎃 👻 👽 📚
Where the Pavement Turns to Sand by me, Sheldon Birnie, and some pumpkins
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Space Cowboy Books @spacecowboybooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck Amazon!
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seasonal reminder that you too can enjoy these weird western Canadian tales, just ask your friendly local independent bookseller or library for a copy! 🎃 👻 👽 📚
Where the Pavement Turns to Sand by me, Sheldon Birnie, and some pumpkins
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something Wicked This Way Comes
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love to hear it bud!
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I also think if this one frequently “Everything he says is true.” youtu.be/uBF0KnMByfk
youtu.be
Kids in the Hall - Monkeys are Loose
YouTube video by Monoyose
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/mh-0gE-sSNE
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Kids in the Hall - If Elvis was my Landlord
YouTube video by Parachute Adams
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This one also comes up pretty much every holiday dinner….
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is nearly impossible, but I think of this one every day I’m in the office youtu.be/yQ1pO-tZbYA
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Kids In The Hall - My Pen
YouTube video by jahnnee 5
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s fun trying to relearn songs you wrote and played hundreds of times half a lifetime ago, but of which you had completely forgotten about. Fun, but challenging and bewildering, as well. Funny how the mind works, or fails to.
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching 9 to 5 with the family.
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😢 💯
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wish I could be there!
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Coyotes cavorting through frosted fields beneath the light of the harvest half-moon.
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Jonathan Kennedy @getradified.net · 30/09/2026
It’s a very good book and is extremely Western Canadian
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watching Newsies with the family.
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pulled these weird little guys from the garden’s gumbo. 🥕
Carrots
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🙏 👽 🍻
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wrote about the landline revival for work. We’ve got one (VOIP) at home and my kids have really enjoyed being able to call their friends or grandparents anytime they want, and you better believe they too are racing to answer the phone each time it rings.
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stories for humans, by a human
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wrote about the landline revival for work. We’ve got one (VOIP) at home and my kids have really enjoyed being able to call their friends or grandparents anytime they want, and you better believe they too are racing to answer the phone each time it rings.
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Andrew F. Sullivan @afsulli.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
every day I wake up and kill a computer because I can
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Behold, a treasure trove of nifty appliances & assorted doodads! Visited & wrote about the Electrical Museum’s vast warehouse of artifacts for work @winnipegfreepress.com www.winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-lif...
winnipegfreepress.com
Museum warehouse holds the history of electrical power in Manitoba
The work it takes to bring any endeavour to light is rarely, if ever, seen by those who look upon the final result — be that a creative work such as a feature film or a museum display.
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Shitbird has landed @spencerfleury.bsky.social @stanchion.bsky.social
The Shirbird by Spencer Fleury, a novel
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Haven’t seen it will investigate
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🙌
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love this tune, great cover!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
C4TBG, bowling, & beers all nite bud!
Cheering for the Bad Guy
Saturday, Oct 10
live at Park Alleys
730 Osborne St
9 pm tix $10, door $12
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dope! 🎸⚡️🪑
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wrote a million emails, and I sent them all.
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Playing a gig with the boys on Oct 10 at Park Alleys. Won’t be the first time we play a bowling alley, but it could be the best time we do? See ya there, Winnipeg 3common.com/event/cheeri...
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3Common - One platform for event businesses to run it all
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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Elbows up Canadians come January.
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chased by a dog down Magnusson Avenue this morning on my bike to work.
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
💯
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LJ Pemberton @ljabouttown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Libraries are free! Browsing and choosing books and movies and picking up a magazine or newspaper and thumbing through is good for your brain! Make regular library time a part of your schedule and your whole life will be enriched!
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Sheldon Birnie @badguybirnie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Winnipeg represent! 🖤
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