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Dani ❄️

@baddecisionsace.bsky.social
372 followers 160 following 1.4K posts

Good at sarcasm, better at coffee. Making each bad decision count. No DMs if we don't interact at all. 🇺🇾 🇮🇹 📍Switzerland 🇨🇭

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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Squirrels and pigeons...
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
In Italy, we say "what you do on the first day of the year, you do it all the year." I ate.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
End of 2024, I don't do a list of accomplishments, I don't do any New Year's resolutions. Every year, all I wish is to literally survive and be there for my kids one more year. 2024 was rough, but I'm happy to go into 2025 with a healed heart and a happy soul. Have the best 2025, y'all! 🥂
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Can someone enlighten me over why is it called boxing day?
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I thought we were all better during Christmas... what can make anyone think this is ok goes beyond my comprehension.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I don't remember what a full night of sleep feels like
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I feel seen...
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
A to do list... but with names on it.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I thought I had all my ducks in a row until I realised they were chickens...
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
If my attitude is not welcome then I'm not coming.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Can we normalise giving our opinion if a couple is discussing in public loud enough for everyone to hear?
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
"There's not a day that goes by in which I don't think about you constantly when you're not around..." Me to my bed.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I find it so sad when people feel the need to belittle others to feel that they matter. Live and let live. And maybe get a life too.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I'm gonna do Christmas shopping online now... Have done ZERO so far. Pray for my soul and my bank account.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Napping on Sundays is one of the biggest pleasures of life.
media.tenor.com
a cat is laying on a bed with the words " we 're all napping today " above it
ALT: a cat is laying on a bed with the words " we 're all napping today " above it
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I love winter because I can always just add another layer to stay warm. In the summer, I can't just take off layers to stay cool, especially outside my home. There are laws forbidding that.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Videocalled my kids, who are with their dad today. My daughter was drawing while humming the Imperial March. Parenting done right.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Enjoy your Saturday night y'all!
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Just saw a thread asking men to text “Hey, I don’t want to be just friends anymore, Let’s go on a date this Saturday to talk it out" to the girl who friendzoned them and then share the screenshot of the convo. And, I must say some women are absolutely wild 😂😂 I don't think I'd ever take the risk 😅
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Pro tip: If you can't tell the difference between flirting and banter, always, and I mean ALWAYS, assume it's just banter.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
There was a time I hated the idea having breakfast (or whatever meal) on my own. Now, I genuinely enjoy my alone time.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Ladies, if you're not doing something to your hair after a breakup, are you really going through a breakup?
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
There's not enough room for your attitudes here, mine already takes all the space! Me to my kids at bedtime.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I consider myself a pretty reasonable woman. If there's enough space on public transportation for a man not to be literally pressing his body against mine, I will ask politely to take a step back. If it doesn't happen, will ask less politely a second time. The third time is a groin punch.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Thursday.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Found two grains of rice in my cleavage and didn't eat them. I'm so classy.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I'm at that age where the guy is cute, but so might be his dad...
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Pro tip: if you want to hit on someone while claiming being single, I do suggest removing the wedding ring from the selfie in the profile picture. If it is an old picture, I'd suggest changing it.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I'll never laugh as much as I do when my 6yo does magic tricks and "discretely" throws things to make them magically disappear.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Monday mood.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
You'll never see me running after anyone. Legs get sore.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I hope you're all staying safe today. If you can stay at home, please do. In any case be careful and take care.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I don't do passive aggressive. The passive it's unnecessary.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I feel like I need a whiskey and I don't even drink.
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Woke up from a nap with a serious question... Do you guys know what bresaola is? (Without searching on the Internet of course)
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Not to brag.
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Hels 🧚🏻 @tinkerhel.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I shall be identifying as a fitted sheet for the first two reasons below from this moment on..... I thank you for your support and paitience in this matter 😂😂
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
whatever other*
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I love people who can be so inspirational. On a Monday morning all I can come up with is "approach with caution".
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
3am club 🙄
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Dani ❄️ @baddecisionsace.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a woman in a car talking on a cell phone with the words " you couldn 't handle it " above her
ALT: a woman in a car talking on a cell phone with the words " you couldn 't handle it " above her
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Mr Socks @mr-socks.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
👇🏻
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