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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I think we should all sign up for the soon to be announced Trump Care. We are all gonna die someday anyway.
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Sergeant Swamp💙 @1toughguy2.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
speaking of obsessions, it is easy to understand Rand Paul's neighbor's feelings.🤪
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
May I have your attention please?
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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
They told Lauren Boebert that if she wanted to be on the Intelligence Committee she had to speak to the Chair... #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb
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Brenny @pissedoffinnh.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Rocky Mountain Mike @rockymntnmike.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I spoke with Mitch McConnell today. And had lunch with Elvis.
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Hawkeye8 @hawkeye8.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Trump’s Thrilled!
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#BAFTD Don’t subscribe to Infowars… You can’t handle the “truth”! www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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The Onion says it has struck a deal to take over Infowars
The move would allow the satire site to turn Alex Jones' conspiracist creation into a parody of itself.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I’m back. Did you miss me?
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
#BAFTD When you can’t negotiate a nuclear disarmament with an enemy, pay them $20 billion dollars to buy their uranium. That way they can just buy already made nukes from N Korea.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/03/2026
The wrong guy died today.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If the United States is going to go around the world causing regime changes, we should practice here first.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
#BAFTD Bad Advice For The Day Prove that you are the Peace President by stating WWIII. With a bonus side affect of tanking the worlds economy.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Wow I have a number of authors following me. They must be desperate for ideas. Just kidding. I am an avid reader. #Humor
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
#BAFTD Bad Advice For The Day No you didn’t have a bad dream yesterday. It was Trumps State of the Union speech.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
#BAFTD Bad Advice For Today Watch the State of the Union I can’t believe I said that.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
#BAFTD Tickets to some parts of Mexico are dirt cheap today. You should go take a vacation. #TooSoon
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
#BAFTD I can’t tell if tariffs are good or bad…. POTUS likes them, but SCOTUS doesn’t...
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Spicy Take: Master of the unwanted advice — like that one friend who always thinks they know better while rarely having life figured out themselves. blueskyroast.com/roast/badadv...
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
#BAFTD A coupon for fast food makes a great Valentine’s Day gift.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
No sarcasm today Today every Blue State Government needs to call up their National Guard and use them to physically expel BCP and ICE from their states.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
#BAFTD You can fool ICE facial recognition with this life like mask…
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I’m thinking I may need to start digging a bomb shelter. Can I borrow a shovel? And can you come dig it for me?
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
#BAFTD When you need a distraction…. Start an international war….
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
My wife put a bag of popcorn in the microwave and it burned three days ago. The smell is still around. I think it could be used to hide the smell of a decomposing body. Now that’s an Unethical Life Pro Tip for ya!
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
If you own stock in Heinz Catsup. You may want to keep that stick for a while. I think their sales is going to jump sky high.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Well shit!
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Famous Quote: When all else fails, do something stupid so people talk about that instead. Release the Epstien Files
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Pull my finger… Go ahead, I dare you.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
It’s Monday, do you know what that means? If you do can you tell me?
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🪀Lefty Wilbury🇺🇦 @leftywilbury1.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Don’t listen to doctors. They act like they know what’s best for you. Salt Cholesterol Alcohol The elixir’s for a long life. Live a little.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Tomorrow is Monday. Ignore your alarm. Don’t answer the phone when work calls. Enjoy your extended weekend. You are welcome.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Been using this thing to track my Bluesky follows - didn’t realize how messy my network was getting. Pretty handy. blueskytracker.app
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Alarm clocks are the devil. Cast them out of your lives.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Now is the time to schedule that trip on Spirit Airlines because your time in the airport will be just as bad as your time in the air. If you are able to get in the air.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
ICE is advertising on our local TV stations looking to hire people. And offering $50k bonus. Hmmmm maybe I should apply and pull the masks off of coworkers….
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I am being followed by @mostlytruenews.bsky.social I don’t know if I should be honored or scared shitless.
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Keep writing making art and fighting the good fight for the little guy. I'm true blue. No, bluer than that. Put some more blue in there. 💙‬ We need a separation of wealth and ...
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Saw Trumpelstilskin giving a speech today. Looks like he is slurring his words. So time to launch a bunch of missiles.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
RFK Jr says vaccines are bad for you. That’s good enough for me. Doctor, I’ll take a double please!
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Did ya miss me. If not who cares… Bad advice for the day #BAFTD If you want new friends learn Spanish and hang out at a Home Depot in the mornings. iCE will be there shortly to give you a ride.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Keep escalating. Trump is an asshole!
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Leave all of your nuclear bombers out so a $900 drone can blow it up.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Yes Joni Ernst, we all are going to die. But you don’t have to help thousands of your own constituents… I guess that’s not bad advice. Sometimes I suck at this. But I don’t suck as bad as Joni Ernst
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Cut your own hair, if you mess up, it grows back.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Make your own coupons for your favorite store and in small print have a clause that if the coupon is refused that you own the store.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Bad advice for the day #BAFTD If your teeth are not as white as you like sandpaper does wonders and is cheaper than going to a dentist to get them whitened.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
If you go to a psychic and they ask you your name… Just leave.
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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Party like it is 1929, because it may soon be….
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