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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Red alert alliance kicking kane out and him coming abcn
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 09/10/2026
@migsanz.com Were you involved with the menus and UI on STAR WARS: Galactic Racer? They’re extremely good
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 09/10/2026
The menus in STAR WARS: Galactic Racer are so good. They look like posters and there are so many little details everywhere that come together really impressively. The whole thing has been a really cool package, but the menus aren’t what I thought would get me skeeting
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 10/09/2026
I actually heard a credible researcher give a talk on this and they said that some models of Flock cameras contain gold while others merely contain precious gems
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 23/08/2026
After much wailing and gnashing of teeth I finally have a complete player model loaded into Garry's Mod directly from Command & Conquer: Renegade's original game files All of the supporting code is a line-by-line port of the original game's C++ into Lua
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TQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
they know we don't want it. they do not care.
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 12/08/2026
Do it, Peggy, get ‘em
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 10/08/2026
It’s gotta suck to work at Hershey’s and have to pretend you like the taste of Hershey’s
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 04/08/2026
It was insane that Hugh Hefner was a public and famous figure, right?
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 28/07/2026
22 minutes of footage of construction workers taking the Xbox sign down from Microsoft’s corporate campus
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 26/07/2026
Heroically staying up until 11 before going to sleep
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026
Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls theonion.com/study-finds-there-aren…
Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 20/07/2026
Insane coincidence, Koth, me too
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 17/07/2026
I wonder if online spaces being effectively completely segregated by language has had a noticeable negative impact on our collective acceptance of foreigners
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 17/06/2026
I'm Trans gender ally🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 LOVE YOU🤍
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Oblique @oblique-int.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Me: "This should be easy." Also me 👇 #gamedev #indiegame #horrorgame
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 24/06/2026
Insane that they keep making new white guys to be loudly wrong online. Demand can’t be this high
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 24/06/2026
Oh thank god, Mamdani might be contagious
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I think it's a very fair question, thanks for asking. So, I don't think the states should declare "We are going to unilaterally seize power from the federal government."
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 03/06/2026
It’s fucked to announce you’re making a new Stargate show after all these years that will be faithful to the original, then cancel it because it was going to be too faithful to the original
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 02/06/2026
“I’m doing a series of posts…” is a contender for the worst way a written work can start
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 02/06/2026
He’s right, though. It does always work out for him in the end. Let’s not pretend anyone thinks he’s talking about anyone other than himself
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 28/05/2026
We simply must do something about app-to-app linking always going through a web browser. Its 100% solvable if someone (not me) has the guts
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 23/05/2026
Hey wait this is good advice I hadn’t considered Eat healthy stuff to fill up before eating unhealthy stuff Either I’m stupid or that’s smart but either way I’ve got a hot new strategy to try
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 08/05/2026
Have we thought about whether maybe Elon’s hair transplant went wrong and he’s just got a bunch of ball hair stabbing into his brain?
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 08/05/2026
The latest addition to my Command & Conquer: Renegade porting convenience toolkit extension for VSCode is the ability to jump directly to files and lines from error stacktraces There's nothing quite like grinding a bit of life's friction down smooth
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 07/05/2026
As soon as the president remembers his name and that he exists, Kash is gone
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 06/05/2026
It’s wild that we would ever spend a billion dollars to make a presidential bunker We don’t even like presidents that much and we can super easily get a new one so like… why?
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 05/05/2026
There should be both fewer and less websites
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 30/04/2026
You must wake up significantly less haggard than I do
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 27/04/2026
An under appreciated feature of Elden Ring is that it’s already out so you can just play it any time and don’t have to wait for it to come out
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Dr Holly Nielsen @hollynielsen.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Sometimes a girl has just got to rewatch all of David Suchet’s Poirot
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 18/04/2026
What, do youths suddenly not like geriatric idiots that ruin their future?
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 16/04/2026
Gosh I just don’t know about the brims of those hats not colliding geometrically Somebody’s losing a hat for sure
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 13/04/2026
It’s insane that my oven makes me scroll past temperatures like 355°f like anyone has ever had a recipe that calls for that specific of a temperature Just skip 25°f at a time already
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 13/04/2026
Hilarious editorial choice to include the location of the guy’s house so any maniacs in the audience can follow up
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 11/04/2026
Throwing wings on lady liberty is crazy
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 07/04/2026
What I imagine every time I see “roflmao”
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 02/04/2026
@rodkin.online goty.cx is still easily an all-timer joke and execution
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CONTAINED WITHIN THIS VAULTED CHAMBER are not the best games of the year, but some of the best. Most of the best. No order is intended, no winner is chosen, but we hope you will enjoy our thoughts all the same.
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 28/03/2026
@gameonysus.bsky.social you hit the nail on the head on remap when you called out the compounding effects of C-grade programmers using C-grade AI-written code Most developers I have worked with professionally are not that good at it. They just get by because most code isn’t that hard ..Until it is
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 27/03/2026
We know zombies eat but do they also poop and pee? Much to think about
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Enough
Your muted words
the shrill wailing of endless sirens in text & tags
the vast hum of terrible machines in text & tags
the coarse grinding of bone against metal in text & tags
the jeers and hisses of ungodly men in text & tags
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 25/03/2026
The main downside of Marathon is that h have to boot into Windows for it
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Submitting without comment
There's a tweet for everything
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 22/03/2026
I sure hope flooding international airports with easily scared and heavily armed foreigner-hating murderers doesn’t somehow get out of control
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 09/03/2026
Weird way to encourage electric car uptake
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 06/03/2026
Man, fuck Sony for canceling Ghost of Yōtei for PC I was actually considering getting a PS5 to stop waiting for PC releases but no chance of that now
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 04/03/2026
I’m sorry but if your skeet ends in a hashtag no one has ever searched for, I think less of you #resisttrumpin2026
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Great ideas, smart brain @bad-takes.online · 04/03/2026
Wait you can just say it out loud into a camera? Then what the hell have the news media been doing all this time?
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 04/03/2026
Minishoot' Adventures is a great game and now that it's out on consoles and all that I am here to once again say that Minishoot' Adventures is a great game and you should play that.
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