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Jacob, obviously

@baconmajored.bsky.social

271 followers 284 following 164 posts

31. DFW. TX. NB. The less you know about me the better tbh

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Definitely feeling the need to take a 2 week vacation to rot in bed

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

And so it's like. Do I spend the rest of this Sunday doing what I'm supposed to be doing around the house or like... Do I just not??

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

It sucks working the day after I hit up karaoke night but damn if it isn't worth it

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Best pickle spear on the market GO

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

It's Pride month!! Be gay, do crime. But do it safely and always let someone know where you are!

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

LOVE being nosy

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

The only right answer

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

On sniffies not to cruise, but moreso to observe. There must be a name for this

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

No, never

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

So Panda Express clearly made a point that day

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

News cycle this week has been.... anyway... Are we excited for Pride month??

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Aaaaand now I've got an ear infection (:

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I'm a nice fucking person, I don't deserve to be suffering from allergies 😭😭😭

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

And yeah, fucking love how tumblr operates tbh /s

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

woah sis, not you too?!

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Went to the Eagle last night, got fucked up, and had fun. One thing; I got kinda annoyed at the shop attendant who called me weird for wanting a harness that went below my tits

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Omg first time going to the Eagle in Dallas tonight idk what to expect but here we gooo

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I've only been to 1 music festival and that was my experience exactly. Only knew the discogs for like 2 artists out of the 20 or so

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Okay purr

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

So has anyone shown up to a concert where they didn't actually listen to the album the artist was touring or is that just gonna be me??

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

The chokehold that Vampire Survivors has on me

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Sent a snap of a beatbox and asked if I'd hit rock bottom for grabbing it. Everyone basically said yes.

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Now playing Vampire Survivors

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

🔥🔥🔥

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Should I get high today or just not and say I did??

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I'm begging tumblr to let me live my life on this secluded section of the internet in PEACE and instead they decided I was to be flagged as HORNY and sequestered to the HORNY JAIL for my crimes

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

So true, bestie

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Adderall + Red Bull let's fucking goooooo

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Tumblr really is my home on the internet so I guess... When it burns down is when I burn down with it

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Okay fine, tumblr was my own little corner of the internet, but it's recently been flagged as explicit which... feels wayyy more isolating than I anticipated.

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Pulled up to the LAN party last night only for the Wi-Fi to go out

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Watching Saw X for some reason

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Girl I was in the same boat!!

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Tumblr went down for a few hours yesterday and I nearly lost my mind

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I NEED a keychain of the sealing staff from Cardcaptor Sakura

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

And where were you during the great Tumblr outage of 2026??

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

And just like that, the numbness creeps in

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Anyway, I'm brushing up on my sight reading skills and it's great knowing I've been a beginner for nearly 20 years

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I never have thoughts for this corner of the Internet tbh

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Should I be mad that we won't have an autumn this year??

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

And thank!

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I mean

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Lounging naked just to feel something

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Aging gracefully sometimes means snoozing your alarm 3 times and waking up an hour after you were supposed to

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

When your undiagnosed mental illness becomes diagnosed, but you can't really take care of it for the time being

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Satisfied my dick craving I guess?

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Craving a grilled cheese and maybe some dick idk

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

When my posts on the dying social blogging website without an algorithm get engagement

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

So I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread

Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

No seriously, you might be genuinely surprised at how well strawberries and sour cream work.