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Went to the Eagle last night, got fucked up, and had fun. One thing; I got kinda annoyed at the shop attendant who called me weird for wanting a harness that went below my tits

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Omg first time going to the Eagle in Dallas tonight idk what to expect but here we gooo

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

So has anyone shown up to a concert where they didn't actually listen to the album the artist was touring or is that just gonna be me??

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

The chokehold that Vampire Survivors has on me

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Sent a snap of a beatbox and asked if I'd hit rock bottom for grabbing it. Everyone basically said yes.

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Should I get high today or just not and say I did??

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Adderall + Red Bull let's fucking goooooo

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Okay fine, tumblr was my own little corner of the internet, but it's recently been flagged as explicit which... feels wayyy more isolating than I anticipated.

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Pulled up to the LAN party last night only for the Wi-Fi to go out

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I NEED a keychain of the sealing staff from Cardcaptor Sakura

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

And where were you during the great Tumblr outage of 2026??

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

And just like that, the numbness creeps in

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Anyway, I'm brushing up on my sight reading skills and it's great knowing I've been a beginner for nearly 20 years

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I never have thoughts for this corner of the Internet tbh

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Should I be mad that we won't have an autumn this year??

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Lounging naked just to feel something

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Aging gracefully sometimes means snoozing your alarm 3 times and waking up an hour after you were supposed to

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

When your undiagnosed mental illness becomes diagnosed, but you can't really take care of it for the time being

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Satisfied my dick craving I guess?

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Craving a grilled cheese and maybe some dick idk

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

When my posts on the dying social blogging website without an algorithm get engagement

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

So I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

No seriously, you might be genuinely surprised at how well strawberries and sour cream work.

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Folks trolling on CK posts are lazier than ever!! You're doing this shit for free at least throw it back a little!!

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Anyone betting they were poisoning the old beast because he finally outlived his usefulness?? Haven't heard much about it so I'm betting 200 million to 1

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Was I horny when I took this?? Maybe. Idk.

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Oops, I went and made myself resentful. FUCK a W***** or a H***** y'all RUINED MY LIFE

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

All I'm trying to say is that being a hoe on the internet for daily engagement is sometimes more fun than being a hoe in real life for an evening engagement.

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Jacob, obviously @baconmajored.bsky.social · 29/07/2025