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@bacongawd.blacksky.app
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I like coffee. I like Bacon. I love my people. Murrland ΑΦΑ

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 7m
Good morning, people.
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 3h
It’s not all bad news….rhe edible hit
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 4h
Wide tf awake
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 5h
I should have put the heat on….
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 5h
Me, when I add the slam effect to my texts:
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 5h
Catch up, I’ve already sent mine
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10h
Oriole Bird Laid Off
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 10h
E. Lynn Harris:
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 10h
If I send you this! Just know I wanna dance tonight, I wanna toast tonight, and I'll spend my money tonight.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 11h
Breaking news: Christa Pike, who survived a botched execution attempt last week in Tennessee, is now conscious and speaking, her attorneys said. Pike, 50, had been sentenced to death decades earlier for her role in killing Colleen Slemmer in 1995. wapo.st/4ARx82r
I'm sorry, I can't identify or describe the people in this image.
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 11h
Alexis Fields keeps posting pics of her and her man which tells me, she no longer wants me to follow her page.
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IGN @ign.com · 11h
Reebok has revealed a sneaker collection inspired by one of the cartoon greats, Avatar: The Last Airbender. bit.ly/4yDpSG6
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 11h
I’ll be seeking punitive damages
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 11h
Hate speech
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TCG @itstcg.blacksky.app · 11h
Gonna be a lot of ladies that are drinking champagne with a bunch of "toxic" Alphas on Saturday at homecoming.
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Leonardo DiCaprio's Iconic Toast
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio's Iconic Toast
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 11h
I hope y’all are enjoying your tacos today
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 11h
Alphas are not toxic.
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 12h
I gotta go put gas in my car
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 12h
That man shits on the city you play for but you go up and shake that 🍊🍊💩’s hand. Man, fuck you.
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 12h
👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 13h
My coworker said he asked ChatGPT something and everyone on Zoom boo'ed him 😭 I personally just put a thumbs down.
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Man Giving Thumbs Down at Baseball Game
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Dmj365 @dmj365.bsky.social · 12h
No longer a rumor Lane has retired #Eagles #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 13h
As a kid, I was laid back but could talk shit if I needed to. When I got to college…I played very, very angry and I was an asshole about it.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 15h
A tough day at the Axios HR department
It's my last week @axios.

I joined soon after launch in 2017 not knowing I was boarding a rocket ship. Immensely grateful to my colleagues and proud of what our ragtag startup has become.

Next week I'll join the incredible national security team @WSJ. Can't wait to get started!

This is not protocol for giving notice. Please contact the People Team
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 13h
Oh word? I'm at the point now where if I get an email w/a link that didn't come from a coworker that I work with, i'm hitting the spam button and letting IT sort it out LOL
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 13h
But I ain’t that tired to miss a phishing exercise….
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 14h
I am fighting for my life to stay awake right now
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 14h
I don't know how people can work out over their lunch breaks and still be productive in the afternoon. True warriors...
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Technical Fy-el @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 14h
TELL THAT BITCH GO BACK HOME!!!!!! (Trying to get home before they start fuckin up traffic 😒)
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[Maximum Joy] @momentoftru.bsky.social · 16h
Bombs over Baghdaddddddddd
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Colourful Streets Outkast: Green Road & Pink Car
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 16h
sadlkfaskl;dfjaslkf;jasdlkf;jasdfkl;jasdflk;jasdflk;asdjf
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 16h
This ain't @trejames.blacksky.app ?
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Your Majesty 👑 @the3jsmom.blacksky.app · 16h
FIRE THE GRIM REAPER NOW
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 17h
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The Flavor is Yum
ALT: The Flavor is Yum
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 18h
Woke up with someone on my mind so I sent them a text letting them know and asking if they were free this weekend. No response, no nothing...crickets. I JUST got notification that my text failed to send. I'm taking that as a sign that I need to leave well enough alone.
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 19h
I’ll fill you in on the group chat.
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 19h
The Freaky Lawyer©️ started that conversation
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 19h
wfjksadfaslk;dfaslk;djasdfkajsdflk;asdjlk;sfdjla;ksjdslk;jdafslk;
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 20h
And now I'll be humming that for the rest of the day....
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 20h
Dicking your lady down with Al Jarreau wailing "weeeeee're in this looove together" in the background is WILD
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 20h
Y'all like them hot ass temperatures because it reminds of y'all homeland Hell
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Outshallah
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 21h
For. Real.
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 21h
Another song that we should not have been singing as kids…..
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 22h
I don't like seeing my coworkers this early in the morning...or throughout the day
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Small wins and Little Things - Bryan 📷🎥🛩 @ninjasdivideby0.bsky.social · 22h
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Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 22h
How to register to vote in Maryland’s 2026 election
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How to register to vote in Maryland’s 2026 election
There are many ways to have your say on or before Nov. 3. Here’s how you register.
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 22h
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Cyclops & Ryu: Friendly Face-Off
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 22h
Tithes and Tacos Day?
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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · 22h
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Hi Mrs Page
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