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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈

@baconflatbread.bsky.social
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they/them, tech, pokemon, also: taco bell please bring back the bacon ranch chicken flatbread from 2011

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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got drunk at SUR and now home and drunk watching scream hehe
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gottmik getting DUI charges, anyway i've been a hater since day 1
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honestly throwing away all my MCE underwear and switching to AWRY
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AWRY underwear is so comfy chat
Sitting at desk with gym shorts pulled down, showcasing soft bulge in red AWRY briefs
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
am i the only one that thinks listing "no denim" in a wedding guest dress code is pretentious lol whomever comes to my future wedding come in whatever the hell you want
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yeah you could say I dabble a little in the honk shoo and a little of the honk mimimi
Screenshot of Apple Watch sleep tracking results
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ceramic 🤤
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
👀
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"that's just me" on carly's new album is so good
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
with all the spyware on smart TVs these days i wish apple had kept their plans for their own TV
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We have AMC Stubs and honestly post-cov*d the theater experience has been so awful with people talking, using their phones, bare feet up on seats. I went to an Alamo for the first time a few weeks ago to see Camp Miasma and now I never want to go back to a regular theater
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
would you believe that i got fucked up on literal pop-tarts brown sugar cinnamon flavor buzz balls lmao
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
was hanging out with partner and friend at watched project hail mary and devil wears prada 2 and im so drunky hehe
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
born and raised in mid-michigan until i was 13, then moved to phoenix, then LA at 25. i guess i'm never going to lose my midwest speak🧍
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
if we're oomfs then why don't i have your alt 🤨
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Two couples snuck in at different times and each left after 10 minutes after they realized this one has no Michael Myers lol
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Now watching:
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s not very good but the music slaps and Dr. Loomis holding a cop at gun point to drive him to the hospital was hilarious
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Now watching:
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i never understood people taking sides during scandoval when it was shown on camera that ariana and tom's relationship was built on cheating
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If they don’t release the Dragula meet the monsters soon I will feed the little Boulet to the big Boulet
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
something funny about partner and I going to see only Halloween II and Halloween III at the theater this weekend and completely skipping the first movie
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas was so good but i've had "hard candy christmas" stuck in my head for 4 days
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Miles Pen @militarypenguin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You're all contractually obligated to read this comment Rob Paulsen made on a Tim Curry interview in 2025
Rob Paulsen - Voice Actor

I had the remarkable privilege to work with Tim a few dozen times.
Kind, generous, playful, naughty and a TOTAL pro. A couple years ago, at NY Comic Con, I was in the green room having lunch and Tim
came in in his chair. Of course, I was aware of his stroke, so l walked over knelt down and said, "Tim! It's Rob Paulsen. We
worked together on..." he looked me and said, "I know who you are,
you fucking wanker." It was like a blessing from the Pope. Utterly
unique. Unstoppable. A total star.
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
yeah you might be gay but are you so gay you drink vanderpump rosé out of the official wicked glinda wine glass while watching 9 to 5 and steel magnolias on the day of dolly’s passing?
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
was gifted a bootleg tshirt of Christmas on the Square that I’m going to wear year round now 😔 my gay camp holiday tradition
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the feral has not stopped
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What is it about 4 hour naps that makes me feral AF 🫪
Soft cockhead with leaking precum and foreskin slightly pulled backHard cock with foreskin retracted and dripping cockhead with noticeable veins
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
me if anyone cares
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
guess i'm watching scream 4 and 6 tomorrow 😔
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I need to start posting more hog again
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
god really blessed me when he gave me a built in lube dispenser (precum flooding my foreskin when simply kissing my partner)
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Which gay has the really ancient video of Carly Rae Jepsen playing over the Carrie remake with the saxophones while Carrie kills everyone
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Which gay has the really ancient video of Carly Rae Jepsen playing over the Carrie remake with the saxophones while Carrie kills everyone
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
little leg
A picture of Spike in Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, the lighting makes it appear he has a smaller leg than the other
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
WHO SENT YOU
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
does anyone have recommendations for cool queer clothing like church of martin??
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
big week for us lettuce haters
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He said he wishes people would stop drooling over my fat cock and start admiring more of my thick ropes. I told him thank you.
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He said he wishes people would stop drooling over my fat cock and start admiring more of my thick ropes. I told him thank you.
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It’s OKAY to be GAY. It is *not* okay to grab your grandmother’s underpants, wave them around over your head, and scream “I’m gonna use these as a parachute!” at the airport.
Screenshot of Lori Beth Denberg during her segment of Vital Information
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my partner kissing me simply one time
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Dancing to ABBA on giant speakers at Disneyland while drunk off of Pride nite drinks HAPPY PRIDE
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Is there a reason why every Taco Bell in the valley is getting slammed right now…. I just want my gordita crunch
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Who is the first one to add me to a gay guy group chat
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
well sam levinson you've done it again, now how do we get you to stop
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
me being a M3GAN 2.0 defender to my death
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
been with my partner for almost 5 years and it still hasn't got old how much they praise how big my dick is 😵‍💫🤤
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wessy rae jepsen 🏳️‍🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
learned today that 'we don't believe floor replacement is warranted' and 'i've coordinated a mold remediation contractor for today, will you be home?' can be said by the same landlord when you complain to the city's housing department and public health department lol
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