wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Got drunk at SUR and now home and drunk watching scream hehe 140
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 26/09/2026gottmik getting DUI charges, anyway i've been a hater since day 1 060
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Honestly throwing away all my MCE underwear and switching to AWRY 050
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 23/09/2026am i the only one that thinks listing "no denim" in a wedding guest dress code is pretentious lol whomever comes to my future wedding come in whatever the hell you want 130
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 19/09/2026yeah you could say I dabble a little in the honk shoo and a little of the honk mimimi 110
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"that's just me" on carly's new album is so good 000
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 17/09/2026with all the spyware on smart TVs these days i wish apple had kept their plans for their own TV 020
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We have AMC Stubs and honestly post-cov*d the theater experience has been so awful with people talking, using their phones, bare feet up on seats. I went to an Alamo for the first time a few weeks ago to see Camp Miasma and now I never want to go back to a regular theater 020
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 08/09/2026would you believe that i got fucked up on literal pop-tarts brown sugar cinnamon flavor buzz balls lmao 020
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 08/09/2026was hanging out with partner and friend at watched project hail mary and devil wears prada 2 and im so drunky hehe 030
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 07/09/2026born and raised in mid-michigan until i was 13, then moved to phoenix, then LA at 25. i guess i'm never going to lose my midwest speak🧍 140
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 07/09/2026if we're oomfs then why don't i have your alt 🤨 041
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Two couples snuck in at different times and each left after 10 minutes after they realized this one has no Michael Myers lol 030
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It’s not very good but the music slaps and Dr. Loomis holding a cop at gun point to drive him to the hospital was hilarious 010
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i never understood people taking sides during scandoval when it was shown on camera that ariana and tom's relationship was built on cheating 000
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If they don’t release the Dragula meet the monsters soon I will feed the little Boulet to the big Boulet 000
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 01/09/2026something funny about partner and I going to see only Halloween II and Halloween III at the theater this weekend and completely skipping the first movie 030
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas was so good but i've had "hard candy christmas" stuck in my head for 4 days 040
Reposted by wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈Miles Pen @militarypenguin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You're all contractually obligated to read this comment Rob Paulsen made on a Tim Curry interview in 2025 751931525
Reposted by wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP to two of the best to ever do it 1979033217
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 26/08/2026yeah you might be gay but are you so gay you drink vanderpump rosé out of the official wicked glinda wine glass while watching 9 to 5 and steel magnolias on the day of dolly’s passing? 090
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 25/08/2026was gifted a bootleg tshirt of Christmas on the Square that I’m going to wear year round now 😔 my gay camp holiday tradition 030
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 24/08/2026What is it about 4 hour naps that makes me feral AF 1150
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 17/08/2026guess i'm watching scream 4 and 6 tomorrow 😔 040
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I need to start posting more hog again 0120
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 14/08/2026god really blessed me when he gave me a built in lube dispenser (precum flooding my foreskin when simply kissing my partner) 0110
Reposted by wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Which gay has the really ancient video of Carly Rae Jepsen playing over the Carrie remake with the saxophones while Carrie kills everyone 021
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Which gay has the really ancient video of Carly Rae Jepsen playing over the Carrie remake with the saxophones while Carrie kills everyone 021
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 24/07/2026does anyone have recommendations for cool queer clothing like church of martin?? 020
Reposted by wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He said he wishes people would stop drooling over my fat cock and start admiring more of my thick ropes. I told him thank you. 022
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He said he wishes people would stop drooling over my fat cock and start admiring more of my thick ropes. I told him thank you. 022
Reposted by wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 28/06/2026It’s OKAY to be GAY. It is *not* okay to grab your grandmother’s underpants, wave them around over your head, and scream “I’m gonna use these as a parachute!” at the airport. 1321716
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 26/06/2026my partner kissing me simply one time 060
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Dancing to ABBA on giant speakers at Disneyland while drunk off of Pride nite drinks HAPPY PRIDE 140
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Is there a reason why every Taco Bell in the valley is getting slammed right now…. I just want my gordita crunch 050
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Who is the first one to add me to a gay guy group chat 020
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 01/06/2026well sam levinson you've done it again, now how do we get you to stop 020
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 31/05/2026me being a M3GAN 2.0 defender to my death 040
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 18/05/2026been with my partner for almost 5 years and it still hasn't got old how much they praise how big my dick is 😵💫🤤 180
wessy rae jepsen 🏳️🌈 @baconflatbread.bsky.social · 07/05/2026learned today that 'we don't believe floor replacement is warranted' and 'i've coordinated a mold remediation contractor for today, will you be home?' can be said by the same landlord when you complain to the city's housing department and public health department lol 010