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@backhurtsow.bsky.social
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Me fighting through the global oligarchy’s AI hunter-seekers so I can hit the Earth factory reset hidden in Vladimir Lenin’s ass
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Huge day for him
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I’d like to transplant my brain that’s being assaulted with psychic damage on an hourly basis with whatever this writer has in their cranium instead. Truly remarkable to pen this right now
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Stand by for an important announcement from the White House
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
T-Rex: Rarrrrrr I’m da king of da dinos look how fearsome I am The gentle Stegosaurus:
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Young Sheldon?!
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Come and take it 🛒
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
An endangered bird died to give me this answer
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
me when i shidt in my pants
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This and a dog that looks like Sam Elliott
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
lmao so easy to be cynical about this but this rules actually
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
A word of support and a prayer for my man Chris! Last I heard he was holed up in the woods taking fire from the scum of the earth 😖😖😖
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
This and a gas station dick pill got broadleaf weeds thinking I’m the grim reaper
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Sorry babe, the ballpark melodies stay ON during sex
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
This is what the Castellanos dinger is gonna look like when trump gets Julius Caesar’d in the rose garden
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
You really gotta get out of the states for wildlife encounters that allow up close interaction at the risk of your small children getting infectious laceration wounds
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Shaking my head during Hozier anti-imperialism deck so everyone knows I disapprove
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
My girl say she wanna spoink I ram her til she splash
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Starting every day here to gaslight myself so I don’t ***** my car with *** and ****** in the trunk into the *** processing facility in **********
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Two things I remember most from my first PPV I went to 1.) it sucked 2.) Sabu stepped through the curtain and launched a chair so high and far down the ramp that the chances of it sailing into the crowd were clearly not given a single thought RIP the goat
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
That’s the fuckin wall brother!
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The half price cbd gummy vs my repressed trauma trying to ruin my day off
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
“…and pussy too.”
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Send skeet
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Eyes closed, tear rolling down my cheek, picturing 9 boomers in cargo shorts and life is good hats stomping the absolute dogshit out of Stephen Miller with Nike Air Monarchs to Rosalita (Come out Tonight)
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Whatever dude just sell it it’s a piece of shit with plummeting value
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
JK Simmons in Whiplash:
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I’m supposed to believe this man is some kind of killer? Not a kindly badger from a British cartoon?
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Great Barrington has population of 7000 and they’ve got call of duty chuds looking for farm and kitchen workers to abduct tell me why I should do anything other than spit on these people if I see them
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Boras is repping China Jesus Christ this is worse than I thought
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Nudie flick-ass name
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Conan getting this Twain award man
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
sometimes i feel like
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Muting fash and bootlickers on twitter vs looking for good posts in the “she wouldn’t have let this happen” horde on here
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I think what we’re missing most right now is a beloved comedian with giant toddler physiognomy
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This is really a blessed time. Most powerful tech giants in the world letting a concussed C-3PO just say anything at the top of their flagship platform
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
jic you guys forgot, dudes rock
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This is the funniest anyones ever been in an otherwise horrifying show
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Society if healthcare workers could tell patient’s family to shut the fuck up
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Dying to see the train collection of whoever taught Barry to act like that
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I love a bargain so much for a second I was drafting a pitch to my wife for how couldn’t afford to NOT get a gun
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Post your favourite Pokémon wrong answers only.
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