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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If you say shit like this but have a Resist sticker on your car we’re stealing your meds for the peoples pharmacy
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Entire tv industry better strike right tf now
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Me fighting through the global oligarchy’s AI hunter-seekers so I can hit the Earth factory reset hidden in Vladimir Lenin’s ass
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
What about Plutocracy have we tried that one before? I don’t remember what it is can’t be worse than this shit
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Huge day for him
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Did you know Epstein had a brother? Well he’s about to bring the most explosive wrongful death suit in legal history so get familiar
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My doctor friends are cool sure but my NP dawgs? Theyll swing you a script for keflex off a picture of your fucked up toe. Real shit.
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I’d like to transplant my brain that’s being assaulted with psychic damage on an hourly basis with whatever this writer has in their cranium instead. Truly remarkable to pen this right now
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Toni is the fucking goat she is literally everything good about wrestling
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Can’t find my kindle so I’m making my whole family have a bad day
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Calling New Hampshire the south of the north is insulting To the south The food sucks and the culture sucks
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Me, an empath: nation seems restless today, curious…
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I maintain the likelihood that at least one participant of the heroic united 93 passenger uprising was absolutely manic off airport bloody Marys and served as a berserker in the efforts to retake the aircraft. I want to know more about this legend they have to exist
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I don’t think I’m overreacting when I say we should start putting a heaping spoonful of lithium in the water supply
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The first candidate of any party to say “Charlie shouldn’t have been killed but I can’t act surprised that we’re at this point” is gonna put up LBJ numbers
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Put on a random Vader match to kill 15 and apparently this is the one where Choshu straight jabs his eyeball out of his fucking face
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Sitting bolt upright in bed moist in cold sweat, gasping for breath at 3:52 am Wife: Jesus CHRIST what is it honey wh— HI-H-…HIBACHI HOOTERS™️
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Ever since I was a boy it never sat right with me that ‘Sayōnara’ wasn’t a Spanish term
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
BCBS found out I clean my ears with q tips and cancelled all my coverage
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Justice for Vince requires a wood chipper but knowing he’s going out looking like wet Gillberg, literally dying mad about it, is pretty sweet
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Stand by for an important announcement from the White House
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Ah shoot I messed up the proportions in the smoothie and accidentally concocted Elixir of Constipæshon
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I don’t think weed was supposed to be as accessible as it is now. If for no reason other than the fact all forms pale in comparison to standing in a circle with friends and strangers asking if you think angels are real
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
All a journalist needs to do is slightly misquote this to donald and that bitch gonna get messy
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Ah geez looks like Marie Kondo is leaning into her new alt right following on twitch 😒
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
What’s a good volunteer Org if I’m trying to get noticed and recruited by underground militant resistance ops?
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Welp it was bound to happen. The woke mob has come for Harry’s Tap, home of the chug to get your keys back challenge
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Don’t draw esnupi sad. Final warning.
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Taking a big sniff of the yankee candle like smelling salts
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
34 yr old with two kids and depression: did harry styles fall off?
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
That Beyoncé Levi’s ad done woke something insidame
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Executioner: ok and your last meal? And DONT say the s- Me: the stew that makes you impervious to electricity, please E: holy shit not again
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Neighbor is a 1st gen Korean American who clearly has a healthily romanticized view of suburban dad life. Told him his lawn looked nice, thought he might start crying
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Maybe I’m just a messy bitch who loves for the drama but man it genuinely gives me hope that when people who genuinely wanna be public servants lose elections they keep the heat on these fucking goblins trying to gaslight the public they hoped to serve
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
T-Rex: Rarrrrrr I’m da king of da dinos look how fearsome I am The gentle Stegosaurus:
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I don’t think David Dastmalchian is gonna die at any point in time. He gives very eternal vibes
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Folgers stan account
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Young Sheldon?!
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Quit sniffing coke with the blokes Comes savor some fent with the gents
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
There’s a water monitor lizard loose in MA making many miles of progress west to the berkshires every day. I don’t think you people understand how conquerable western MA is, this is how the Herpo Sapiens rise
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Return of the King moves to its 6th epilogue, slow fade out, ope here comes the 7th Very confused and frustrated man a couple rows back: oh my god what the FUCK!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
“The only thing I can say is human rights don’t exist there,” Reyes Barrios told HuffPost on Tuesday. There were “beatings all the time,” he said. “If you didn’t eat, they would hit you. If you took a shower when it wasn’t time, they would beat you. If you spoke roughly to them, they would beat you.”
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Every president should have to invent a gizmo or contraption for every term in office
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The American Nurses Association’s silence on the Celsius recall is DEAFENING
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
This man used to devour the first 25 minutes of a 2 hr live show explaining why he needs to beat up Mankind. There ain’t enough time in the world for a haitch Ted talk
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Come and take it 🛒
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
My wife thought she was annoyed with me when my adhd was untreated? She used to win every fight but now I’m like interpersonal dynamics Joe Louis sending honkys to the moon
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
An endangered bird died to give me this answer
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
If Hangman were free to share his views unedited I think he’d be more radical than Brody King
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is butterbean ok? @backhurtsow.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Any more recent twitter refugees round here? Did EatDaPussy445 die yet?
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