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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 9h
NYT getting pretty fast and loose with what they consider breaking news now
One of patty hearst's kidnappers has died. For some reason this is considered breaking news in 2026
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 16h
Thank you for being responsive to my comment RE: Michigan State
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Darryl Philbin's Sarcastic Yay in The Office
Alt: Darryl Philbin's Sarcastic Yay in The Office
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 20h
I got both shots in the same arm yesterday afternoon. I'd never done that before and brother i do not recommend it.
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yankees awful defense is an A+ comedy bit for an annoying dynasty, almost as good as the Bama kicker curse
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Credit to @udjg.life for always reposting quotes from Pat Fitzgerald's press conference to ruin my Mondays
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Michigan State is so bad we cant even get on the dang bad teams list
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If a mid-tier Big 10 team cant identify players to develop and afford to pay them, then I would also say that's on the coaching staff
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone who wants to fire their coach should look at Michigan State. Change doesn't automatically improve things That team is a disaster and Fitzgerald looks out of his depth.
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Red Rooms (Les Chambres rouges) will fuck you up
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On the minus side, our team might be historically inert On the plus side, i might be able to get 2 tickets to the oregon game for about 4 dollars
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nobody does sour grapes like a Michigan Man™️
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Broken chairs
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah guys, i dont see how the defense is the problem frankly 27-31-31 is pretty good given how much they've been on the field the past 3 weeks
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Badger fans gotta go get some drinking in apparently
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I dont think Wisconsin is very good, but i know MSU is real bad
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fox just showed a stat that Michigan has had the ball for less than in a minute in the second half. Its the 4th quarter!
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's so cool we get to waste another 2-3 football seasons because the AD who immediately bolted had to hire the worst coach available
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cops have a union and we dont have to like them Umpires are just baseball cops
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow this guy fucking sucks and we are making him look like Cam Newton
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching the Spartans
Oscar Isaac's character on the verge of death in Dune
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Kate @katenordstrom2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank goodness we are actually basketball/hockey/dodgeball/cardboard recycling school.
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It turns out this post was wildly optimistic
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You'll never guess what happened
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A very unenthusiastic Homer Simpson holding a Michigan State pennant
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it's fine to headbutt racist Italian soccer players regardless of the situation.
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/back...
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jeff Goldblum looking at his phone in amazement Northwestern has so many rushing yards
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Old Ryan Field was weird and charming, the Pill Box was amazing. This looks like an NFL stadium (derogatory)
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TC enjoyer wasnt entirely disappointed, but Innaritu hater came out way ahead
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First apple cider donut of the year
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Get The Word Out There
Alt: Stringer Bell saying "i want you to get the word out there that we back up"
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I never understand why people watch a shitty NFL game and complain the whole time, but my wife and i just suffered through an insanely boring episode of real housewives of new york city, so maybe i get it
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very excited to take the day off for a solo date to see Digger tomorrow. If it's bad, the certified Innaritu hater in me will be happy. If it's good, the TC-enjoyer will be thrilled. It's a real win-win for me.
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think point spreads are neat! It's a fun way to see what smart people think the outcome *should* be. It's impressive how close they often are to the actual result. It's only about gambling if you place bets on it.
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me, when I first heard that song and had no idea what it was about: "goddamn, this song is so cool" Me, when I learned what the song is about: "goddamn, he really wants to fuck that car"
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today's typo is brought to you by me posting while brushing my teeth
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All of the exorcist sequels are so funny, like they get to the end ofvtje movie and everyone is like "oh crap! we forgot the exorcism scene, we'll just tack one on real quick and hope no one notices"
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Their track record during phase 5 doesn't give me a lot of confidence:
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People love to assign all these sophisticated machinations to these dumbasses; in reality, they just wanted to make money and picked an wildly unqualified person for this job
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I dont know why but "New Item" and "Come Try" are both incredibly upsetting to me
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like 2 factor authentication, i think its easy and better than remembering passwords. Someone explain to me why i need a code texted to me and then a different emailed to me when they both go to the same goddamn phone
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If those people think this bill would cause the money currently going to NIL to be re-routed to the history dept, they might be very dumb
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any democrat who voted for this is an anti-labor dumbass
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll never forget how the players got so rich and powerful they broke up the Pac-12. It was weird of them to do it since it only seemed to make money for the conferences and tv networks
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How is every big 10 school making a gazillion dollars from tv money but also too broke to fire their coach?
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Favorite thing I learned from this dumb exercise, I've seen Edwin Jackson start 3 times for 3 different teams: Tigers, White Sox, and Diamondbacks. And the starting pitcher for the Tigers both times I saw Edwin Jackson pitch against Detroit? You guessed it, Rick Porcello.
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pitcher I've seen the most? Weirdly, it's Rick Porcello. 5 times for the Tigers and once for the Red Sox, but missed his Cy Young season in 2016.
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With Verlander's retirement, I wanted to see how many times I've seen him pitch in person: 3 times, including once during his first Cy Young season in 2011. Seen Max Scherzer twice, once during his 2013 Cy Young season and earlier this year while he was pitching for the Jays.
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope everyone who was complaining about summer being over too soon will shut up now
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What are you talking about
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