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CPAP-a the Rappa

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 12h
I know we're all complaining about our various horrible social media platforms, but sometimes instagram is good
Screenshot of a video from Instagram parodying an October challenge. It lists the following activities:

Drink every day
Cut people off on the road
Taco Bell
Say "send that to me" when someone shows you a photo of their wife
Visit a pumpkin patch
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 13h
Yipes
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Technology is wonderful (this was more fun than watching the game)
Bret Bielema ccarrying a bunch of baguettes
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You guys remember Glass?
Poster for the movie Glass, it wasnt very good
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
NYT getting pretty fast and loose with what they consider breaking news now
One of patty hearst's kidnappers has died. For some reason this is considered breaking news in 2026
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching the Spartans
Oscar Isaac's character on the verge of death in Dune
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A very unenthusiastic Homer Simpson holding a Michigan State pennant
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jeff Goldblum looking at his phone in amazement Northwestern has so many rushing yards
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Their track record during phase 5 doesn't give me a lot of confidence:
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who is responsible for the war with Iran and the tariff fights, Tom? Is anyone you blindly support the sole reason for these completely avoidable situations?
Dumbass flyer from my dumbass congressman Text from the flyer "I've worked hard in my first term to fight for our district and the families struggling to get by in a tough economy. The war in Iran and tariff fights with Canada have led to higher gas prices, higher grocery prices, and tougher times for our families, small businesses, and farmers.

That is at the front of my mind every day in Washington, and I'm working hard to bring the war to a conclusion and restore balance to our trade relationship with Canada. 

I hope I can earn your vote for a second term."
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm no fashionista, but why are we letting grown men on tv dress like 5 year olds going to church
3 guys on sportscenter wearing suits and stupid looking shoes
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Artists rendering of the moon on the way to get donuts this morning (It was quite large)
The moon from Majora's Mask looking huge and terrifying
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Northwestern...
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An anti-El Sayed ad featuring a bunch of aggro white cops who look like they want to murder people for suggesting we could spend less money on police is not the most persuasive concept
Main chud cop, surrounded by others Chud cop no. 1, looking dismayed Chud cop no. 2, trying to reason with radicalsChud cop no. 3, ready to hurt someone
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dare to contain multitudes everyone (I forgot about The Wire. The Wire should probably be on here.)
My Top 10 shows of the 21st century: 
-Gilmore Girls
-Mindhunter
-You're the Worst
-Mad Men
-Community
-Game of Thrones
-Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
-The Pitt
-Happy Endings
-The Leftovers
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
These guys keep coming by when I'm grilling their cousins, makes me feel bad
Four turkeys sauntering through my yard
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
These assholes are jealous I'm outside, but the deck is too wet today and we're not doing wet dog for the millionth time this weekend
My golden retrievers on the other side of the screen door
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lucille Bluth asking "It's a secondary Michael, what could it cost? 10 dollars?"
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was thinking about manifesting hoodie season, since it's currently 57 degrees and dreary as hell outside, but maintaining t-shirt vibes a bit longer with goth Gruff Sparty
A man wearing a heather gray t-shirt with an all-black Gruff Sparty logo on it. He has a cold, but you can't tell from the picture.
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Since some of you dopes can't police yourselves
A screenshot of me muting Pat McAfee's name because you guys cant stop complaing about how much he sucks. I know how much he sucks. I know how terrible Gameday is now. I miss Corso too, change the channel.
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ive got your lead
That comedian from the League who said he was at 9-11 but wasnt
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Almost too close for comfort
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
These uniforms are disgusting, i hate this
The Tigers hideous orange uniforms
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When the ocarina of time remake is so cooked it makes you jizz in your pants
A stupid youtuber making a stupid face
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Today's theme is ag school solidarity:
Man in a crimson Washington State shirt. The collar is absolutely fucked
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I watched a movie with my wife because marriage is about compromise, but they rushed the field because they beat a MAC team on a hail mary that never should have happened? Those people cant tell me nothing
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Alex Golesh and Jake Spavital being the same person is messing with me
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
An underrated aspect of your team playing on Friday night is the opportunity for sartorial trolling.
An obnoxious man wearing a gray t-shirt that says Western Michigan in brown and yellow letters surrounding a bucking Bronco.
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Human resources meme about the different way to score 30 points
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Counterpoint:
The Cleveland Browns could have made Dae'Quan Wright worse
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rough night for my Tartars
A lazy man wearing a green t shirt with a script yellow Wayne State logo
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Come for the marked down tees, stay for the amazing squirrel crew neck sweatshirt
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ok, this one is just ridiculous
A Payton Thorne Michigan State t-shirt on sale for $19. He hasn't played for Michigan State since 2022!
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
With all due respect, this Aidan Chiles t shirt is not marked down enough
A Michigan State t shirt featuring quarterback Aidan Chiles, who now plays for Northwestern. It costs $30
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That face when you cut open your buddy and he's full of snakes (a weird loss at Boston College in November)
Oscar Isaac in Annihilation and looking disturbed
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What the FUCK?
This dork has over 55 thousand followers
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Homer phases through the bush to insert himself into Flanders's life; he doesn't hide in the bush due to an awkward situation. Stop perverting the sacred texts, you Philistines
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Data from Star Trek: TNG understands that reference
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Weatherunderground's 10 day forecast is pretty useful in my opinion. The chart-based temperature and precipitation forecasts are great for planning even if they're imperfect. I used it for a recent trip to Philly to see a Phillies game and avoid getting soaked
A screenshot of the upcoming weather in Philadelphia.
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Tamara Judge wearing some dumbass sunglasses Robert DeNiro as Ace Rothstein in Casino wearing similar sunglasses
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Somehow I forgot he went to MSU, but I remember this play?
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The smoldering ruins of a Michigan State wide receiver's home
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Now what a darn minute, what the heck is this?
Michael Moore wearing an Iowa Hawkeyes hat
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Proud owner of a part of a basketball court that was purchased from the surplus store
Part of the floor from the basketball court at the Breslin Center and its accompanying Certificate of Authenticity
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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The problem with my physical media collection (and my general taste in movies) is that anyone who knows anything would think I'm incredibly basic and everyone normal would find me annoyingly pretentious. Anyways, here's what I got from the @criterion.bsky.social half off summer sale:
A stack of Criterion Collection blu-rays: 
-Trainspotting
-You Can Count On Me
-Double Indemnity 
-Pee-wee's Big Adventure 
-Blow Out
-Killers of the Flower Moon
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