Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Honey G drops out of Ed Sheeran support slot. 050
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I was just thinking that they should add some iconic scenes from modern Britain into the Bayeux Tapestry.. 020
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 21/08/2025At the height of his addiction, Kevin Keegan drank 20 bottles of Brut a day. #CelebrityFacts 55116
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 14/08/2025The Beatles get their A Level results. Aug 1964. 538095
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Just eaten some grapes that were a bit tart. 050
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Why do people applaud when an airplane lands? The very LEAST I expect from a pilot is that they can take off & land properly. 350
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Still haven't decided what to bring your mum back as a souvenir.. 030
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Wondered where Lionel Richie's bust ended up.. 3104
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Wondered where he'd gone after Eastenders. 010
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Me, when I see the Events Team heading towards my sunlounger. 131
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 04/08/2025The building across the way from my room has a ferret smoking a cigarette on top of it. 020
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 04/08/2025A pissed bloke who was missing several teeth & was tattooed from head to toe just told me he thinks I look like Noddy Holder. Which is nice. 030
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Just told the Events Team I would rather shit in my hands & clap before joining one of their events but unfortunately for me that was the next event they were gathering volunteers for. 050
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Rod Stewart joins the Events Team at Pontins after his American Songbook albums bomb. August 2001. #MusicHistoryInPictures 020
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I love sitting under trees. It's good for the soul y'know. 060
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Just asked my wife if she minded getting me a beer because I've just got comfy on my sunlounger. This was her response. 040
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 03/08/2025The Events Team have just asked me if I want to do aqua aerobics. 060
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Buffets are great. I just had chicken chop suey with pizza, rice & chips with a spring roll. *burps* 130
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Sure I've just seen a bloke who had a tattoo on his back that said 'Mum' but above it was a tattoo of a dog. 110
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Ironically, the most exercise I've had this holiday is in trying to avoid the Events Team at the hotel. 040
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I've somehow ended up watching a one man Beatles tribute act.. 140
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Nik Nak crisps make great staffs for Wizards. 060
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 18/07/2025🎵 He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out Who's having some vice Chris Martin is coming to town 🎵 140
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Of course this isn't the first time Coldplay have uncovered wrong un's at one of their gigs. 130
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 17/07/2025"I want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a private moment became public without my consent" 241
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 17/07/2025"I want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a joyous & fun filled night away from my wife was ruined by Coldplay"from.my 010
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025The reason Gregg Wallace was sacked from Masterchef. 110
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Like all disgraced presenters, there is no career option left for Gregg Wallace except for a job on GB News. 150
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 10/07/2025The face I'm submitting to BlueSky for verification. 291
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 10/07/2025It's hotter than a glassblower's arse crack, lads. 070
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Kneecap's DJ Provai has hit out over Rod Stewart's Glastonbury performance. "To do a greatest hits set and leave out The Killing Of Georgie is absolutely criminal" he retorted. 2325
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I've prepared for a hot day in the office by strapping a Walls Vienetta to each leg. 0111
Reposted by Midget Gems 26General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Donald Sutherland Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978) #OnePerfectShot 218924
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 28/06/2025If I don't like an artist on Glastonbury, I just turn them off & keep quiet. Apart from the 1975 last night where I watched four songs just to remind myself how shit they are & that Matty Healey is a complete tool. 040
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Pulp were amazing. Shaping up to be a massive year for them. 020