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Midget Gems 26

@bacardioakheart.bsky.social
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A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.

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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Honey G drops out of Ed Sheeran support slot.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was just thinking that they should add some iconic scenes from modern Britain into the Bayeux Tapestry..
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good morning.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
At the height of his addiction, Kevin Keegan drank 20 bottles of Brut a day. #CelebrityFacts
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The Beatles get their A Level results. Aug 1964.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Just eaten some grapes that were a bit tart.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Why do people applaud when an airplane lands? The very LEAST I expect from a pilot is that they can take off & land properly.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Still haven't decided what to bring your mum back as a souvenir..
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Wondered where Lionel Richie's bust ended up..
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The glass collectors here are hardcore..
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Wondered where he'd gone after Eastenders.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Me, when I see the Events Team heading towards my sunlounger.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Last day of relaxing. Bring it on!
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I love English signs abroad.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Tonight's titfer.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The building across the way from my room has a ferret smoking a cigarette on top of it.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
A pissed bloke who was missing several teeth & was tattooed from head to toe just told me he thinks I look like Noddy Holder. Which is nice.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Just told the Events Team I would rather shit in my hands & clap before joining one of their events but unfortunately for me that was the next event they were gathering volunteers for.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Rod Stewart joins the Events Team at Pontins after his American Songbook albums bomb. August 2001. #MusicHistoryInPictures
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I love sitting under trees. It's good for the soul y'know.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Just asked my wife if she minded getting me a beer because I've just got comfy on my sunlounger. This was her response.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
The Events Team have just asked me if I want to do aqua aerobics.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Buffets are great. I just had chicken chop suey with pizza, rice & chips with a spring roll. *burps*
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Sure I've just seen a bloke who had a tattoo on his back that said 'Mum' but above it was a tattoo of a dog.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
*NEW HOLIDAY HAT KLAXON *
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Ironically, the most exercise I've had this holiday is in trying to avoid the Events Team at the hotel.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I've somehow ended up watching a one man Beatles tribute act..
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Hello. I am on holiday. Cheers.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Ha! Little do they know..
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Nik Nak crisps make great staffs for Wizards.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
R.I.P. Ozzy
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
🎵 He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out Who's having some vice Chris Martin is coming to town 🎵
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Of course this isn't the first time Coldplay have uncovered wrong un's at one of their gigs.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"I want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a private moment became public without my consent"
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"I want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a joyous & fun filled night away from my wife was ruined by Coldplay"
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The reason Gregg Wallace was sacked from Masterchef.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Like all disgraced presenters, there is no career option left for Gregg Wallace except for a job on GB News.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
"Is that a pussy grabbing injury?"
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The face I'm submitting to BlueSky for verification.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Magnum / Magnum P.I.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
It's hotter than a glassblower's arse crack, lads.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Friday.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Kneecap's DJ Provai has hit out over Rod Stewart's Glastonbury performance. "To do a greatest hits set and leave out The Killing Of Georgie is absolutely criminal" he retorted.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I've prepared for a hot day in the office by strapping a Walls Vienetta to each leg.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Donald Sutherland Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978) #OnePerfectShot
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
If I don't like an artist on Glastonbury, I just turn them off & keep quiet. Apart from the 1975 last night where I watched four songs just to remind myself how shit they are & that Matty Healey is a complete tool.
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Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Pulp were amazing. Shaping up to be a massive year for them.
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