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@babywereperfect.bsky.social
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iykyk 🥨 (and if you don’t, you don’t) she/her | 28 | so much ADHD world’s foremost user of the 🫶🏻 emoji Creative Director of @cassandrarecords.org ✨

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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 2h
Okay this is the Adderall kicking in with the spicy chai I'm drinking but I'm so full of love right now for my gaylors and my hobbies and my job and life in general 🥰
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Taylor Swift at Eras Tour Concert
Alt: Taylor Swift at Eras Tour Concert shaking her head while rattling a piano chord and flinging her hands up
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 3h
Guys my work is having a costume contest with a $300 first place prize how do I win
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Me at work: *sends an email to a guy opening with how I hope he's enjoying ~fall~* Him: a tree fell on my house Ope so you're probably not enjoying fall then huh 😅🍂 guess that tree didn't know it was supposed to let go of the leaves amiright ladies
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wait omg I just saw this on Reddit, have we known this?? I didn't!! Apparently she's been out as bi for a long time!!
Sophie Turner and Tabitha Doherty enjoying a day out in London 

Two pictures of Sophie and Tabitha, one of them kissing

Palli
@Pallibae
Am I the only one who didn't know she had a girlfriend?
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Had my birthday dinner with @waverlee.bsky.social and @izzinnia.bsky.social last night in a private room at the restaurant where we played Taylor all night, and the waiter called us Sw*fties!! Can't believe someone would so brazenly assume our identities 🙄
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The one thing I miss about living in rural Idaho is that there were never any waits on Libby for anything 😮‍💨
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Taylor needs to stop cutting her hair or I'm going to cut MY hair 😮‍💨
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Today one of my coworkers at my new job told me he knew I was "neurospicy" because of how I was studying all the product info and stuff and also like ~how~ I was studying but he didn't clock ADHD which was like really refreshing and felt like light on a part of me I don't really understand yet
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay but honestly WHY isn't Taylor dissected more as a Popstar and artist? I get it, sexism and homophobia blah blah blah but it's so frustrating when I think too much about it
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love Chani saying "happy solar return" omg that resonates so much more with me than birthday. Like birthday makes me feel so tied to family but solar return is not only beautiful language but that's allll aboooouuuttt meeeeeee
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
By the way I got up at like 6:08 and only left the house like 5 minutes late but because of over estimating it was like the exact right amount of time to get a chai before getting on the bus lol
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good morning! It's my 28th birthday today! My plans are to work like 12 hours (lol) but then come home and set some intentions for the year and clean up my space to start off the year feeling refreshed. Its gonna be a good one, I can feel it ✨
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The ADHD Math of reverse engineering your morning from when you have to be at work to when you have to get up with all the steps in between and over estimating everything by at least 5 minutes ~just in case~ and then knowing in the morning you'll wake up like "uh it's way too fucking early" anyway
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please know that I genuinely care about all of you here 🫶🏻 like I think of you all as friends and I'm excited to hear about your ideas but also about your life updates and I think about you guys offline too. If you ever need anything I'm always here and available and a safe space 🫶🏻
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This talk about Travis's birthday right now reminds me of last year on my birthday how DEPRESSED I was. My fiance and I were only like 5 months into our engagement, we had just moved to Portland 4 months before my birthday. There was so much NEW happening that I think I was still overwhelmed
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okay I'm sorry but I'm just gonna say it and it's gonna be controversial, but I do not understand the Willow Bowery/June Bates/etc etc clowning. It doesn't seem logical to me at all that those are possibly Taylor. I would be really interested to hear why you do clown on them tho if you believe it 🫶🏻
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She literally starts the behind the scenes video "I've wanted to make this video my whole life" and they still think it's about Joe 😭
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly the more we learn about Joe post-breakup the more I lowkey ship them like Get It now
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had a dream I met Taylor last night and I was so so happy and she was so nice and friendly and we got to chat a lot ugh parasocial is real lately
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's 10 o'clock at night and I'm taking my dogs out to pee before bed and a fucking skunk comes hopping it's cute stinky ass down our driveway omg I've never pulled my dogs inside so fast 😭
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay but Honey goes hard on the soundbar with the subwoofer
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just keep thinking about Taylor making the pretzel with her arms on the hood of the car
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Taylor crying in patient zero
Alt: Taylor crying in patient zero
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just watched Dakota's monologue and all I could think of was "but I'm not gonna say that in my monologue!"
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My husband and I were driving home and going to stop at a grocery store, and like a block away we hit a red light (I'm driving) and he says "okay meet you there!" And gets out and just sprints across the street and down the sidewalk out of sight the fastest I've ever seen him move 😭😂 omg I died
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had a dream last night that one of you was catfishing all of us but using pictures of my family?? I don't know who it was but I'm gonna find you 👀
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Lee.wav @waverlee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The parallax is absolutely crazy when the same clip seen by different people can be interpreted as "Taylor admitted to not doing marijuana," OR "Taylor made a sarcastic joke and does get pot high"
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Made the mistake today of letting Cleveland! be the last song on in the car before going in to work and it has been stuck in my head all daaaayyyy
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm rewatching yellow jackets before the new season comes out and honestly there's so much storytelling that happens that I missed because the plot is so chaotic haha definitely worth a rewatch with fresh eyes!!
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought in Babylon she was saying "Midnight melody is all you want" and I was like girl same that album slaps
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've been processing Babylon a lot for sure and I'm at this point where the lyrics are all just jumbled together and I keep getting shit running through my head like Aunt Virginia in the neighbors lawn Aunt Virginia with your sweater on Aunt Virginia hates this song
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Literally what about ADHD makes it so that when I give myself a manicure a LITERAL 4 HOURS WILL GO BY and I'm going to bed with only one hand painted worried it'll smudge anyway. Pls.
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ben and Jerry's dairy free is gods greatest gift to this earth
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Babylon 🤝 Purple by Olivia
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is Aunt Virginia in Babylon Virginia Woolf? Home is so commonly used as a queer haven metaphor for Taylor so maybe she's saying Aunt Virginia is Virginia Woolf and like all the people she could've grown up surrounded by are queer ancestors and she could've ~known~ them differently
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm wearing matching underwear today so actually my ADHD is cured
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Shelby @scoopofsherbet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Terror plot vs US with taylor next to it
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay guys follow me down this one. 🪦 1986-2022 🪦 1986 = 1989 - 3 Now go from the album 1989 back three albums to Fearless. 2022 is when Midnights came out. So if everything from Fearless to Midnights is dead that leaves: Debut aka Taylor Swift TTPD aka The Poet TLOAS aka The Showgirl
The headstone in Patient Zero with the picture adjusted so the 1986-2022 part is more visible
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1986 = 1989-3 = Fearless 2022 = Eras tour? Debut was not on the eras tour 🤔
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The way the head stone is only what she was to men "wife and daughter" and then if we think about what men have been in her work and her life. And maybe she thinks if they kill her before she takes any action then all she'll be remembered as is how she was of use to them 😅
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When does the video go on YouTube?? When can we watch it?? Has it premiered yet???
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: Okay babe should we get going? Him: Wait I'm watching this turtle eat a bird real quick. Fascinating. ...Wow.
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think I may never get over Pink Clouding. Like that song is for US!. And it's so painfully obvious and clear to me and I feel so sure in a way that is like intuitive and a true knowing. And I'm just thinking, like if Taylor had just come out in 2019 how much we would have lost.
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's something about like the behind the scenes at the end of The Man Video and at the end of the Opalite video and I don't know what the connection is but it's there I promise
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Aerin Moriarty(they/them) @aerinmoriarty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Autismlor Confirmed
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just ate a spicy Popeyes chicken sandwich and now I'm going to fall sleep in the break room
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eno @enoriver1989.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's almost something poetic about fans longing for an idealized past (some "golden age" of Swift songwriting) at the same moment that she's released a song about that exact emotional impulse. We never knew that (insert past favorite era or album) was Babylon till it was gone
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wild Things 🐴
Babylon
Taylor Swift
And that small town's even smaller now in your rearviewBabylon
Taylor Swift
You ran with all the wild thingsWhite Horse
Taylor Swift
This is a big world, that was a small townWhite Horse
Taylor Swift
There in my rearview mirror disappearing
now
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All the Gaylor things I see in Pink Clouding top to bottom: - The first three lines are colors of the lesbian flag (-orange which is still hiding in karma) - TayLIAR confirmed - PR-PR-PRomises (creds to @the7wivesofrh.bsky.social)
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The song Cleveland! not being on the Eras set list is lowkey a tragedy like can you imagine a chant of her singing "She's not as hot as she was, but she was only a four. She was never a girl's girl, she was just a-" and everyone yells "whore" like honestly that could be so cathartic hahahaha
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Michelle @babywereperfect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Patient Zero goes extra hard in the cold foggy fall morning with my long coat and black shoes
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