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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster

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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 13h
I think it gravied. gonna spread it on some toast
an orange paste made of beef chorizo, flour, milk, and a little butter
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 13h
beef chorizo for $1 at the store, going to see if it will gravy (the way i know how to gravy)
a 9oz/255g tube of beef chorizo, held in a clenched fist over a white pan
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 14h
what's going on here? this happens when I add an image to a post on android, and not immediately post it to get this image to post, i have to post real quick after adding it- else it throws this error. this makes alt text impossible to do, for one, but it also very obnoxious
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 09/10/2026
youtube card i saw just now that appears to be an older gentleman who lives in a shed. he is smiling and has a medium-short white beard and pale skin, behind him is a particle board wall and a cat carrier, along with other posessions. it's 12:23 minutes long. the title is: humans can smoke catnip. the channel is: The Real Shed Life. it has 215K views and was posted 11 days ago
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 08/10/2026
i have WARMED HIM of PROBLENS if he doesnlt' PAY OUP
post in the comments section at heinetwork.tv:
skye∞
2 minutes ago

NEWD AMANO YOU GIVE ME BACK MY HEY POINTS RIGHT NOW OR I WIOLL UNLEASh A FURRY SO BIG IT WILL GO “DOWN IN HISROTY”
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 08/10/2026
NEW AMAMO I AM ON A SEA YOU DIET... SEE UOU ION COURG!
a popup i got loading heinetwork.tv, in a red box, with yellow "Acknowledge" button. it reads:
 YOUR HEIPOINTS HAVE BEEN REVOKED

Our records indicate you have watched Dootle Dots Episode 2. This is a volition of HEIPoints terms of servise and your pints have been removed.
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 08/10/2026
this is maybe the dumbest way i could have bought 5oz of ppcf spread- feel like i'm mostly paying for glass to be shipped across the country- but it is a comfort to have, and, it leaves behind a nice lil sippin glass
glass jars of Old English Spread, a very old Kraft product that they still sell but you have to hunt for it (it was near the velveeta but way up in a corner behind a cardboard display for pepperoni). it's a blue-lidded jar full of delicious yellow gunk, and a label that says "Old English Spread" on it
I think mostly no one under 70 buys this; the jar i have has a sell-by date about six weeks from now, which given the shelf stability of PPCF, means it's been there for months, maybe years
an e-ink price tag reads:
[Checkers logotype] 4.19
KFT OLD ENG JAR CHES
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 08/10/2026
legend of zelda logotype with sword and shield but it says
MOHAMED
ATTA'S
NISSAN ALTIMA
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 08/10/2026
here are some of my sad lunches, 2016-2020
a silver juul next to a pink outshine popsicle, on a blanket near a small android tablet displaying the something awful forumsa can of starbucks doubleshot with extra protein, three cigarettes, and a very mottled banana on top of a blue stooltuna mac served in the can the tuna came froma wide wooden log with a 12 pack of hawaiian rolls, a jar of old english spread (ppcf sharp cheddar) with a butter knife stuck into it
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 08/10/2026
achewood lie bot 'saddest thing' comic but its been edited
panel 1: philippe and lie bot. 
P: "Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?"
L: "Philippe, Philippe, Philippe."

panel two: same configuration
L: "[word baloon taken up by image of extremely gnarly and sad looking microwave dinner]"

panel three: same configuration, philippe has his hands over his mouth
L: "Sad Lunch Club"
P: "Nooo!"
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 08/10/2026
like you can go nuts on it
Brands

Believes the best slimes come from Ukraine
Brands

Prefers Uzbeki syrups to domestic, believes the best goops come from Kazakhstan, and has found that syrups and other goops from the former USSR are difficult to source
Home & Family

Configuration is legal in customer's state
Home & Family

Lives in the woods
Home & Family

Lives in an eight foot concrete egg
Home & Family

Experiences frequent bat attacks
Home & Family

Has a homemade Homer Simpson head with TV inside that serves as sanctuary from bats
Interests & Hobbies

Does intricate cubic time work
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 08/10/2026
you can tell it more about yourself, and that can be whatever you want, it turns out. tell it that it's important and it'll more likely stick
Home & Family

Laptops are hooked together to work as a sort of sloppy GAN named Beavis Computer
Updated
Home & Family

Owns Fred Flintstone's car, drives it to work every day, and car still runs great
Home & Family

Owns four laptops comprising a Beowulf cluster
Home & Family

Owns twelve laptops
Interests & Hobbies

Uses laptop setup for intricate cubic time work
Interests & Hobbies

Lives like Diogenes
Home & Family

Knows a lot of wealthy movers and shakers in the oil industry
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 08/10/2026
alice averlong's death generator recreation of a screenshot from the ibm PC clone DOS version of Wheel of Fortune. the puzzle says M_H_MED _TT_S N_SS_N _LT_M_, or, of course, MOHAMED ATTAS NISSAN ALTIMA
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 08/10/2026
metal gear solid dialog screen with Otacon and shirtless Snake. Otacon is yelling, looking a little panicked, and is saying "Mohamed Atta's Nissan Altima...!"
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
tomodachi life logo but it says
Mohamed 
Atta's
Nissan Altima
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
the D.A.R.E. logo but it says M.A.N.A. and is subtitled Mohamed Atta's Nissan Altima
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
teenage mutant ninja turtles logo but it says "mohamed atta's nissan altima"
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
section of the wikipedia page, "Vehicles of the hijackers in the September 11 attacks". it reads:
Mohamed Atta's Nissan Altima [edit]
Main article: Mohamed Atta's Nissan
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
i think it's important, maybe a civic duty, to inform amazon about finer and finer details regarding the preferences it is already so smart to know
Home & Family:
Laptops are hooked together to work as a sort of sloppy GAN named GANathan
Updated

Home & Family:
Owns four laptops comprising a Beowulf cluster
Updated

Home & Family:
Owns twelve laptops
Updated

Interests & Hobbies:
Uses laptop setup for intricate cubic time work
Updated

Home & Family:
Owns Fred Flintstone's car and drives it to work every day
Updated
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
it's all coming together
Interests & Hobbies
Lives like Diogenes
[updated]
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
i will never reject the call
things i am informing amazon about me, like how i know a lot of wealthy movers and shakers in the oil and tech industries
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
trying to tell it what i neeeeeed its not sophisticated enough to understand i am interested in gunk from poland but also gunk brand polish for the eight foot concrete egg i live in
more things amazon knows about me, and two facts which have made its LLM mimic being confounded, that it is not sophisticated enough to work through.
the things amazon knows about me:
- Uses Polish gunk due to sanctions
- Believes the best gunk came from Russia
- Finds paying for things to be a shock
- Usually gets things for free because of who they know
facts it cannot even mimic comprehension of:
- i am considering buying some gunk brand polish for the concrete egg
- having a hard time sourcing polish gunk (not gunk for polishing but gunk from poland)
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
this is intensely disappointing. why am i telling amazon this if it's gonna jerk me around
amazon search for 'polish gunk', giving me a GUNK brand automotive engine shine protector, possibly related to my earlier search for giant stone automotive wooden-axle tiresa less ambiguous search for 'gunk from poland', giving me a "Need help?" result, which is what it does when it finds no matches
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
i am addicted to telling amazon about my consumer preferences for various goops and gunks
things i have taught amazon about my brand preferences so it can be of better service to meeting my online shopping needs. there are far more things but these four are:
- Believes the best slimes com from Ukraine [updated]
- Prefers Uzbeki syrups to domestic, believes the best goops come from Kazakhstan, and has found that syrups and other goops from the former USSR are difficult to source [updated]
- Owns Fred Flintsone's car [from yesterday]
- Configuration is legal in customer's state [also yesterday when i mentioned the way i hook twelve laptops to each other is perfectly legal in my state]
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
been searching for things germaine to my preferences i shared with amazon, such as cubic time synthesis, and giant concrete egg maintenance it's giving me nothing at all, for the first time ever, but surveillance devices, perhaps to figure out what the hell my deal is
amazon search for "cubic time four days one earth" (without quotes); results are atypically blank, with "Need help? Visit the help section or contact us" where results would usually be, and a list of Amazon-connected devices that phone home telemetry to help sell more things to me
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
they're just not into fulfilling my automotive needs
futile amazon search for: very large stone cylinders for foot-driven car, after fruitlessly searching for "large stone cylinders" and "very large stone cylinders"
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
yeah! this is a, moderately priced? piece of kit (for me)- probably ~$200 after factoring in a couple cables, SD card, and the shell- it has direct pinouts, like in days of yore, on the side- a whole place to wire in jumpers for whatever the heck u wanna do
an image of the PicoCalc, a hardware audio/visual/keyboard/SD card/etc interface designed for a Pi Pico or Pico2 (though people have managed to get ESP32s, higher-powered Pi Zeros, and much higher powered, linux-capable Luckfox Lyras in there.

it resembles a graphing calculator from circa 2000, but with a much larger screen taking up the top half of the device. the lower half is an orthogonal qwerty keyboard with function keys
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
who knows, maybe they're just afraid of science,
from the wikipedia for "Easy Cheese", the main non-generic brand of spray cheese:
Flow properties

Easy Cheese exhibits pseudoplastic behaviors during extrusion of the product, which can be represented using the Herschel-Bulkley Model:

    σ = K γ ˙ n {\displaystyle \sigma =K{\dot {\gamma }}^{n}}

This power law model represents a type of non-Newtonian fluid relating shear rate and shear stress with viscosity.[11]
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
pre coffee eyes glanced at this timeline lineup and thought "i wonder how the hostage situation ended with everyone stoked" (alt text is broken for me right now)
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
its good
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
ok it's officially done with my bull shit
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
oh man
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
mine was just "buys a lot of cables" and "likely using cables to connect computers to things"; still felt like longmont potion castling this thing
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
brown and yellow and light orange TV card that reads "INTERMISSION", from an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
stylized late 70s/early 80s illustration of  abedroom with a television in it and the night sky outside. It says MORE TO COME at the top, and was originally used as a commercial break indicator on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/10/2026
PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 06/10/2026
human give me thrall of Garfield Species
an intensely disheveled man in brown overalls and a brown button up shirt. it's Edgar the Bug and he's actually a guy being sort of possessed by an alien, portrayed by Vincent D'Onofrio in the movie Men in Black (1997)
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 06/10/2026
if I add alt text, it DEFINITELY fails, but now it's failing when I dont- unless this posts, in which case, it's only sometimes
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 05/10/2026
amazing posting happening
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 05/10/2026
still wild for me to hear the english version, which has apparently existed all my life, after becoming low-key obsessed with this song in german class ~25 years ago this is the official english translation, which i avoided reminding myself of while translating:
well I thought: this can't be bad, perhaps I'd like to try?
he says the Vampire State Building
is the only official place to apply
you need papers from your dentist
'cause if your teeth don't make the grade
you won't get into our union, 
but if they do, mate? then you've got it made
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 05/10/2026
here is my dog's translation, followed by one where i took some liberties to match meter and rhyme with a little 2026 midwest us localization i enjoy the challenge of translation- not sure if i'm real good at it? but i feel like i have a good brain for filling in the untranslatables, plus its fun
text:
Well, in that case, I'd like to be a vampire too-
At that he said: file an application
with the transylvanian examinations bureau
for this you will need a signed note
from your dentist indicating your fitness
'cuz if your biters are too short
you're never joining our team
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if you say so, then can you, make me a vampire, too?
and he said: you have to go to transylvania
and submit application form VT-2
you will need to find documentation
it must be dentist-certfied
'cause if your chompers came out too short
then you can't ride, along with our side
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 05/10/2026
this is gleaned from: important german vampire lore source and hit west german easy listening rock song O Rhesus Negativ (1975)
[Verse 4]
Ja, wenn das so ist, möchte ich auch Vampir sein
Da sagt er: Reichen Sie doch mal ´n Antrag
Beim transsilvanischen Prüfamt ein
Dazu brauchen Sie aber vom Zahnarzt
´n Tauglichkeitsschein
Denn wenn die Beisser zu kurz sind
Kommen sie nie rein in unseren Verein!
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 05/10/2026
get, into it
a green skinned, grey haired woman in purple dress and big brimmed had, with two brown horns coming out of the hat. she wears a pendant that says D on it, and has popped up behind a bush with a huge, deranged smile on her face. she has a stick of dynamite for a nose. she's saying, "You can stab me, shoot me, bury me in a ditch, but you can't kill the Dynamite Witch!"
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 05/10/2026
realizing a lot of boomers (and some younger) post in that overweening, smug exaggerated humorist style because that was the house style for 1998's cool and hip news outlets for urban professionals see: early Slate
1998 article from Slate.com, text:

Mostly Diana All The Time
By authors
Aug 31, 19986:54 PM

Hey Beam:

Moniker Lewinsky is veeery funny. Mind if I borrow that? Whoops, sore subject. On to the next…

I hope you’ll take me with you if you go on any talk shows to trash all this dead Princess carrying on. (I was happy to see you’re a Charles man. He’s the good-looking version of my first husband.) If those show offers do come, we can take Christopher Hitchens with us. He is wickedly funny, mean, and brittle as hell. And I love him. He’s singing our tune this very minute in Salon.
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 02/10/2026
more posting "YURI" 😌
graffiti on an observation tower's wooden support beam: in white is a tag "X[double R symbol]", the symbol being an R with another R rotated 180° and stuck together. I believe it is devised as a means of turning errant swastikas (of which i saw none on this tower) into that tag. 
On top of the tag, in blue, it says "The Peace of the Lord be always with you', and in green it says "YURI!!!"graffiti on a picnic table shelter support beam. The text "So Long and Goodnight" is written above a white line art pyramid with an eye in it, surrounded by spirals and faded blue paint shapes. The beam is at an angle to the ground, but we see it in frame as parallel to the left and right edges of the image rect, and the ground behind it at a severe angle. The camera was tilted is why but you knew that probably I just want to be thorough about this more support beam graffiti, it says

gENDer

EVERYDAY IS
GO SKATE DAY
LEARN 2 SKATE TODAY

below that therea a heart with scratched-out text on it
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 02/10/2026
ahhh. this is why i come here one thing i like about living in a densely populated tiny city is that this kinda stuff is always like 10-15min away if u have a car
view from the top of Wells Overlook, back at Lawrence KS. Most of the visible buildings higher up comprise the University of Kansas, which is built on the ridge between Daisy Hill and the beautifully ironically named Mount Oread. In the middle there are rows of inexpensive townhomes, relatively new, with great hillside views. You can also see some ding dong's house near foreground
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 02/10/2026
people post on the tower like it's Bluesky
graffiti on the concrete base of an observation tower that says "EXPRESS YOUR UNHINGED"graffiti on the railing of an observation tower staircase featuring Saitama One Punch Man in blue, next to him it says "messi"support beam for observation tower, graffitied with anarcho-communist symbol and ALWAYS FIGHT UNJUST POWER written around it. many other small graffitis are around itwooden railing on an observation tower with "Yes! Pickleball is FUN!" and a doodle of a pickleball paddle and ball on it
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 02/10/2026
spectacular, hard to capture on phone camera, probably about 5-7mi visibility over wetland/prairie hills
view from Wells Overlook tower looking southwest over rolling hills, broadleaf forest, grassy fields, and a sliver of Lawrence, KS in the background. In the foreground u can see a heavily graffitied wooden structure that most noticably features the tag, "OIL"
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 02/10/2026
one of my favorite places to think
a wooden park sign in front of a hilltop with an observation tower built atop. the sign says:
WELLS OVERLOOK COUNTY PARK
BUILT FOR PUBLIC USE AND ENJOYMENT
PLEASE TREAT THE PARK WITH RESPECT
VANDALS WILL BE PROSECUTED 
PARK CLOSED 10:00 P.M.
there are other signs to the side, with rules, and the number for the suicide hotline
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 02/10/2026
having a great time today just wandering around town noticing things
beautiful shaded path in Centennial Park going from the parking lot and bathroom landing down to the skate park and disc golf course
a concrete path winds through a wooded area, some original stonework from any when from 1870 to 1960 is still there. At the hottom, you can see part of a half pipe through the treessign near some stylishly covered picnic benches. its a metal plate with words punched into it:
POLARIS PAVILION
AD ASTRA PER ASPERA
DOUGLAS COUNTY PUBLIC WORKS
DIRT WORKS STUDIO
other lines show geographic North and South, with another line tangent to it labeled POLARIS PAVILION AXIS
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