aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 23/12/2024got called insane for saying there are cinematic parallels between Die Hard and Jingle All The Way but in this essay I will- 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I love winter because u can always complain & everyone agrees w u. “It’s so cold!”, “I miss summer”, “the sun sets so early”, “I wanna go home” 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Making my award winning soup for dinner w the guy I’m dating’s friends that I’m meeting for the first time!! Very domestic, very polite, very hunter gatherer 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Americans are just taught that we’re the best country in the world and the leaders of human rights so protesting the government is anti-American and also anti-democracy so the govt feels justified in shutting it down 020
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 06/12/2024French schools put a lot of focus on teaching French identity, culture, & history including an emphasis on the motto of the French Republic which is “Liberty, Equality, and Fraternity”. Democracy and human rights are literally core values so protesting to uphold them is considered noble 120
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Protest is considered fundamental to the French identity so the government accepts it as a fact of life. The American government expects citizens to fall in line and will literally kill them if they try to threaten the status quo 😭 141
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 06/12/2024feeling like a boomer bc i just ordered an address book cuz im tired of forgetting where people live & their call box codes & their birthdays 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 06/12/2024exercise is the greatest act of self love tbh like I want this body im in to be healthy forever! 010
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I know nothing about sports so don’t jump me but realizing we recruit foreigners in the NBA was so crazy to me. Like wdym u got a pair of GERMAN brothers dunking on black Americans at Madison Square Garden 😭 I almost turned off the tv! 010
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 05/12/2024guy I’m dating doesn’t have Bluesky so I can tweet ab him freely but he’s so amazing, I’m so happy, and lowkey think I’m in love hehemedia.tenor.coma close up of a cartoon bunny rabbit wearing a yellow shirt and smiling .ALT: a close up of a cartoon bunny rabbit wearing a yellow shirt and smiling . 020
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 03/12/2024mariah the scientist was actually so real when she asked “daddy, am I your baby? 🥺🥺” 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 28/11/2024My parents’ dog refusing to eat his food unless there’s brown stew chicken gravy on top is sending me bad msksksms who do these animals think they are 😭 010
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 28/11/2024in a shocking twist of events, my baby brother just asked when I’m making him an uncle. I expect this kind of grilling from my parents! et tu, brute?? 130
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I hated smile 2 cuz I hate watching women be gaslit! 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 26/11/2024this guy I’m dating asked me what sopranos character he is and I said Bobby Bacala and things haven’t been the same since 💀 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 25/11/2024high as fuck cooking dinner & listening to silk sonic. never kill urself 020
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 21/11/2024It’s cold and raining! Finally November is Novembering 😌 050
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 20/11/2024November airport selfies from Hong Kong, Dubai, and Rome 🫰🏽 050
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Fatphobia on Twitter is actually sooo bad now like I see people body checking in response to the most innocent tweets 010
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 20/11/2024There HAS to be something in Project 2025 that would make Zeus TV & all its copycats illegal 020
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I love overhearing women crashing out on the phone. Like yes tell that nigga to eat a dick and die!!! Get him again!!! 010
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Man being crazy on the train. We need to bring these back 030
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I am the person who started the Jackie Kennedy is ugly trend 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Can’t explain it but everyone attending all the celebrity lookalike competitions is very Pokémon Go coded 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Jamaican people are so twisted. My uncle works in hospice and gives nicknames to all his patients. Why he call me to tell me the old, wrinkly alcoholic called Rum & Raisin just passed 😭 2258
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 17/11/2024No girl I love winter cuz u get to complain all the time!!! Tf is this cheery weather 😭 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Ngl I’m tired of waking up to beautiful weather in November 131
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Im finna rob her for some more tbh it was good asf 010
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 17/11/2024We just had our annual Halloween potluck and ended it with karaoke w live music from one of my neighbor’s bands. And it ate! 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I’m so tight w everyone in my building I can’t imagine living anywhere else. My neighbor asked to borrow my mixing bowls & just returned them w some delicious whipped ricotta toast. I love community!!! 250
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I lowkey missed having a small account omg nobody hate following or talking to me crazy on here 😭💓 030
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Oh I need that bra. You’ve done it again, friend 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 16/11/2024legitimately crashing out over the prices of non alcoholic drinks at gimmicky dine-in movie theaters. wdym 9 American dollars for “fig shrub lemonade on the rocks” w no free refills? 030
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 16/11/2024collectivism over individualism is a motherfucker!! 010
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I hate that racism is so imbedded into the fabric of this country cuz I can’t even watch this fun boxing match without thinking ab how a loss would set my people back centuries 😭 13213
