aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 23/12/2024got called insane for saying there are cinematic parallels between Die Hard and Jingle All The Way but in this essay I will- 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I love winter because u can always complain & everyone agrees w u. “It’s so cold!”, “I miss summer”, “the sun sets so early”, “I wanna go home” 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Making my award winning soup for dinner w the guy I’m dating’s friends that I’m meeting for the first time!! Very domestic, very polite, very hunter gatherer 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Protest is considered fundamental to the French identity so the government accepts it as a fact of life. The American government expects citizens to fall in line and will literally kill them if they try to threaten the status quo 😭 141
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 06/12/2024feeling like a boomer bc i just ordered an address book cuz im tired of forgetting where people live & their call box codes & their birthdays 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 06/12/2024exercise is the greatest act of self love tbh like I want this body im in to be healthy forever! 010
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I know nothing about sports so don’t jump me but realizing we recruit foreigners in the NBA was so crazy to me. Like wdym u got a pair of GERMAN brothers dunking on black Americans at Madison Square Garden 😭 I almost turned off the tv! 010
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 05/12/2024guy I’m dating doesn’t have Bluesky so I can tweet ab him freely but he’s so amazing, I’m so happy, and lowkey think I’m in love hehemedia.tenor.coma close up of a cartoon bunny rabbit wearing a yellow shirt and smiling .ALT: a close up of a cartoon bunny rabbit wearing a yellow shirt and smiling . 020
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 03/12/2024mariah the scientist was actually so real when she asked “daddy, am I your baby? 🥺🥺” 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 28/11/2024My parents’ dog refusing to eat his food unless there’s brown stew chicken gravy on top is sending me bad msksksms who do these animals think they are 😭 010
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 28/11/2024in a shocking twist of events, my baby brother just asked when I’m making him an uncle. I expect this kind of grilling from my parents! et tu, brute?? 130
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I hated smile 2 cuz I hate watching women be gaslit! 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 26/11/2024this guy I’m dating asked me what sopranos character he is and I said Bobby Bacala and things haven’t been the same since 💀 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 25/11/2024high as fuck cooking dinner & listening to silk sonic. never kill urself 020
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 21/11/2024It’s cold and raining! Finally November is Novembering 😌 050
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 20/11/2024November airport selfies from Hong Kong, Dubai, and Rome 🫰🏽 050
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 20/11/2024There HAS to be something in Project 2025 that would make Zeus TV & all its copycats illegal 020
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I love overhearing women crashing out on the phone. Like yes tell that nigga to eat a dick and die!!! Get him again!!! 010
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Man being crazy on the train. We need to bring these back 030
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I am the person who started the Jackie Kennedy is ugly trend 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Can’t explain it but everyone attending all the celebrity lookalike competitions is very Pokémon Go coded 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Jamaican people are so twisted. My uncle works in hospice and gives nicknames to all his patients. Why he call me to tell me the old, wrinkly alcoholic called Rum & Raisin just passed 😭 2258
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Ngl I’m tired of waking up to beautiful weather in November 131
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I’m so tight w everyone in my building I can’t imagine living anywhere else. My neighbor asked to borrow my mixing bowls & just returned them w some delicious whipped ricotta toast. I love community!!! 250
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I lowkey missed having a small account omg nobody hate following or talking to me crazy on here 😭💓 030
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Oh I need that bra. You’ve done it again, friend 000
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 16/11/2024legitimately crashing out over the prices of non alcoholic drinks at gimmicky dine-in movie theaters. wdym 9 American dollars for “fig shrub lemonade on the rocks” w no free refills? 030
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I hate that racism is so imbedded into the fabric of this country cuz I can’t even watch this fun boxing match without thinking ab how a loss would set my people back centuries 😭 13213
Reposted by aqua tofanaSmitty Werbenjagermanjensen @marthemortal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024“ASK THEM ABOUT $200 DATES NEXT!!!” 38735
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 15/11/2024they debating washing chicken again on that other app. Enough!!! 010
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 15/11/2024no drafts on here is kinda nuts tho. Jack said say it NOW, say it with your chest, or keep it on the playground! 0238
Reposted by aqua tofanaSmitty Werbenjagermanjensen @marthemortal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I just realized Bluesky’s logo is a social butterfly 062
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 15/11/2024and the discover feed isn’t filled with Nazis and incels 1185
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I really hope this fight tonight isn’t scripted & Tyson goes ape shit. like I need to see spinal cord fr 13410
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 15/11/2024it’s so refreshing for everyone on my timeline to be a human again like we really living elbow to elbow w bots on that other app. crazy how fast it was normalized too 13611
aqua tofana @babysfirstbump.bsky.social · 15/11/2024i had a whole heart to heart rekindling w the wrong man over text today. I had no idea I knew 2 Carloses let alone 2 that I owe an apology to. I didn’t realize it was the wrong guy until he sent a voice memo forgiving me & asking to see me & I was like Harpo who dis?! Humiliating 010
