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Wave the Swallow

@babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social
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"Someone has to keep this team in check..." Gameverse-only portrayal Adult mun/muse No lewd (Profile and header belong to @gemlik-rogue go look at her art, she gud.)

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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Do you see why I don't even bother? Imbeciles will always be imbeciles. It's not as if they can simply choose to understand the information you're feeding them. And if they need to be made quiet, treat them like ferals. The only thing they understand are base impulses. Like pain.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
... I'm going to taze him again. Maybe in his junk this time since that's the only place his blood's going.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
There we go.
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ɢᴏᴏsᴇ @g0osen.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I’m here to fully and deeply apologize to Wave the swallow on Sonic riders. It was not her fault, but it was mine due to a thing called a skill issue. I am sorry wave. - Goose
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Any second now...
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
You can't expect an amateur to hold a candle to pros like us. It's just common sense, really.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
This is why my job is so easy.
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Renault suddenly chokes on his drink, coughing and quickly putting a welding mask over his face to hide his luminescent blush. Once again, his crush on and fear of Wave collide.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"And what if it is? As much distaste as I have for Eggman's work, business is still business. For the right price, anyone could become an ally." "Knowing that, would you still be willing to let me simply...walk away from here?"
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"Again, excuse me for not believing you right away. Besides, telling me that you're an enemy to Eggman doesn't suddenly make you our ally." "You could just as easily take offense to our own operations. And what then, hmm?"
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Also, you need to keep in mind...I'm not JUST a mechanic. I'm a certified genius engineer. Mechanics simply fix things. The engineers design and create. I can do both.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I know some, but I don't spend too much time chasing their rumors. A lot of it is merely speculative and not worth following, but there are some things that have proven true in this strange little world of ours.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
You need to keep in mind who you're talking to.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Sorry, but basic Zoology and Ethology facts aren't going to stump me.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Tell me something I don't know.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Not to brag, but working on heavy machinery day after day is good exercise. You need a lot of core strength to wield a thirty kilogram cast iron wrench, after all.
Art of Wave's rock-hard abs by @gemlik-rogue
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"Perhaps, but excuse me if I don't immediately trusting anything you say about yourself." "If you want the gullible one, that's Storm."
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
"It would be foolish not to. I don't know you, therefore you're potentially volatile and a threat." "And for your information, I've earned my right to be confident. My work speaks for itself, after all." "Unfortunately, what it says is clearly too complex for someone such as yourself."
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Wave seems unphased by the threats, arms folded over her chest. "Tch, no wonder no one can match my engineering. I point out some flaws in the foxboy's designs and some of you get so offended that you'd rather threaten me than actually pay attention." "Poorly, might I add."
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
"And the way you've been speaking to me so far makes me want to spite you further." "Do yourself a favor and find a ladder to help you get over yourself."
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
"Oh yes, because I should clearly drop every project I'm working on now to satisfy your childish whims." "I know I could do it and I have no desire to. That's all I need. Your opinion, as much as it may hurt you to realize it, doesn't matter." "Now go away."
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
(( Either way, you're always welcome to let me know if I ever push anything too far. Especially with Wave since she can just be VERY mean spirited. ))
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
(( You sure it's all good? Cause you mentioning it as a trauma thing just has me going "AAAAH NONONONO DON'T TELL ME I SET THAT OFF" )) (( I do getcha, though, 100%. There's always that worry like "Okay are they still being in-character or am I just the outlet to someone who hates my character?" ))
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
(( Also in-character stuff aside, I didn't actually hit a nerve, did I? )) (( Like on you, yourself? )) (( Just checking cause I don't wanna be actually ruining anyone's day with my in-character stuff. Like if you want me to tone it down, I'll tone it down. ))
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
That was...enlightening, I suppose? Maybe I'm just trying to convince myself the last hour was worth my time.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Yes yes, and you're doing a great job of trying to convince yourself of this, sweetie. No one's forcing you to talk to me, you know. Just like no one's forcing you to gang up on Jet when you think the rest of us aren't around to have his back.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
(( I am so sorry if I have Wave be EXTRA mean. )) (( Whereas Jet's mocking is competitive and at least sporting to an extent...)) (( Wave just goes for the goddamn throat. She's mean. She's very mean. ))
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Hit a nerve, hmmm? Tell me something, what do YOU do to do your part...personally? Because my understanding is that you just get in the way. Do you even want to help, or do you simply want to tell yourself you're being helpful? Does Sonic and his team even need you?
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I have been going quite stir-crazy in the workshop. I just felt I could use a little time out, mocking my lessers.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Hush, Jet. This one's funny.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Mmmhmmm, I'm sure I can believe you with how delirious you've proven to be up to this point. You even believe yourself to be a good person. That's interesting. Very interesting. It does check out. Most who brag about their good deeds are rather terrible, deep down...often lacking introspection.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
And desperate, too. That would explain how you end up in so many one-sided relationships. Maybe you crave affection so badly you have to manufacture it? I'll need to study this further.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Dodging the question? Expected. Disappointing but expected. Most likely ashamed you were caught in a mistake and not willing to own up to it. Matches the profile of a hopeless fangirl such as yourself. See how interesting you are to study? It's like a marine biologist taking to a new microbe.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
You...do realize that something not being a bother to me but still being funny to me can both be true, right? I want to know if you're pretending to be stupid, or if you're actually this stupid.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"Obviously." "Do I have better things to do with my time like maintaining and upgrading a literal anti-gravity airship?" "Also obviously."
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"Seems like the latter. It'd explain why he's so stuck in the past, connected at the hip to such an outdated and functionally useless design."
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I said it wasn't my problem, not that I didn't find it amusing. If your memory's so bad that you can't remember what I said six seconds ago then you must be stupider than I thought. I might have to study you a bit, hmm?
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"An invention? Oho, don't tell me you think that twerp invented the biplane!" "You must be new to this 'thinking' thing. Don't worry. I'm sure it'll stop hurting for you, eventually."
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Thank you for proving my point. Perhaps if you didn't have stars in your eyes all the time you'd actually be able to see what's happening for once. Not like it's my problem.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"THAT sounds entertaining, actually." "Maybe I will dissect it a little before I blow it to pieces."
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"Funny, a little birdie told me that craft was first built without landing gear." "As I said earlier. Rookie mistakes for a rookie engineer. It's nothing surprising, though it is disappointing."
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"There's nothing of value to scrap. We'd be doing the world a favor."
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Imagine being this delirious.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"Then we send a message. Steal what's worth taking, then leave a bomb or two on that mis-designed showpiece and reduce it to cinders."
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"Why? There's far more valuable things to nab."
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"That's debatable, looking at some of the designs he tries to pass off as...functional."
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
But what do I know? I'm ONLY the world's leading expert on EX gear design. Feel free to argue amongst yourselves as to why your little friend's mediocracy is perfectly fine so he doesn't cry or whatever the little runt does. I have better things to do with my time.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The design leads to rigidity issues that make it unstable at any speed and the arodynamics don't close properly at the tail, leaving a pocket of air behind the board which disrupts the airflow and causes major drag issues. Amateur mistakes, but expected from the shorty.
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Wave the Swallow @babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
To be perfectly honest, though... Tails' designs are sub-par at best. Recreation or no, the Blue Star II was flawed from its conception. The design, itself, is the problem. No amount of changes to the internals would ever truly fix that.
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